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SHE THOUGHT BETTER THAN TOSS THEM OUT THEY WERE PRIZED FOR THERE PERFECT SIZE SHE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SHE HAD SO MANY FROM THE FIRST PICKING ONLY IF SHE HAD MADE BETTER PLANS ONLY IF SHE HAD THOUGHT IT THROUGH THEN SUDDENLY SHE SAID " I KNOW WHAT TO DO" I'LL INVITE ALL OF THE CUCUMBER LOVERS OVER TO RELISH IN MY FABULOUS IDEA I HAD BEEN SO TIRED OF SALADING THAN I CAME UP WITH THIS CONCEPT THE PEOPLE FAR AND NEAR SHALL LOVE ME AND ALL WHO LOVE ME SHALL DRINK MY CUCUMBERS SHE ROUNDED UP EVERYTHING SHE NEEDED THE CUCUMBERS, THE GRAPES, THE APPLES THE MINT, THE STRAWBERRIES,AND 5 CUPS OF LEMON JUICE THIS SHALL BE AN EXOTIC BLEND TO MAKE ALL THOSE WHO SEEM PUZZLED LOVE MY CUCUMBER SHE HAD 100 CUCUMBERS: SHE SAVED ONE FOR HER REASONS, BUT THESE 99 SHALL DELIGHT THE WORLD OF CUCUMBER LOVERS, THEY SHALL FIND MY JUICES DELICIOUS AND SATISFYING SHE JUICED ALL THE FRUITS AND VEGETABLE AND THEN SHE ADDED HER SPECIAL INGREDIENT GIN SHE MADE TWO FIFTHS THE SECRET OF HER DELIGHTFUL JUICE THIS GIN AND ICE SHALL MAKE THESE CUCUMBER LOVERS LOVE ME AND MY DELICIOUS JUICE. WHEN THE PEOPLE CAME TO HER HOME TO TASTE HER CONCOCTION, THEY WERE PUZZLED WHO WANTS TO DRINK CUCUMBERS THEY SAID. SHE SAT THEM DOWN AND SERVED SALMAN BEEF AND PORK WITH THESE DISHES, THE CUCUMBER WOULD SHINE LIKE THE STAR SHE MADE IT INTO BEING. THEY SIPPED, AND SIPPED UNTIL ONE GENTLEMEN ROSE TO SPEAK. HE WAS SO DELIGHTED, HE ASKED HER TO COME TO HIS RETREAT AND MAKE HIS CUCUMBERS TASTE AS GOOD AS THE ONES HE HAD JUST DRANK. OF COURSE THE WOMAN AGREED. AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY WITH THE CUCUMBERS THE WOMAN HAD MADE FOR THEM.
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