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Uncomfortable confronting 
your continuous consumption to which you're accustomed, 
the crunch, the chew, it's all you do, 
most munch at lunch while you the whole day through, 
can't get a grip like a hug holding you 
but when you sip it's a diet brew 
no added sugar and calories are few,
but many saturated fats are stacked 
impacting with gross growth of fat sacks,
so you boom take up too much room 
and stay still through sore joints you feel 
as you can't conceal spare tires that spill.

You've an ahss with a difference
surpassing any ahss in existence
by a significant distance
with its significant distance
disappearing in the distance
to France and French Resistance
wanting removal in an instance
with intense insistence . 

To lose weight you need to move mate. 

Eat less move more, it works for sure, 
though at first a chore 
instead of bursting out you'll once more 
fit through the door, 
and not resemble a dinosaur, 
the sore-thighs-and-a-sore-ahss-eyesore-osaurus.

All four storeys of your inglorious 
girth awkwardly bulges before us, 
taunting as you pass us at speeds 
outclassed by a passed its best tortoise,
a daunting and torturous sight    
for our poor eyes that sore 
at size you can't ignore
as your broad and soaring baggy core 
drags flab and more flab along the floor.

To dine all the time like an assembly line 
from 9 to 9 makes you the widest of mankind 
with a need to wear a wide load sign on your behind, 
eating on repeat 
until you can't see your feet 
or get out of that seat 
while hoarding heat 
roasting in rotation
as a gravitational orbit results, 
these insults should install motivational mass 
to counterweight your morbid oversized ahss,
… so yes your ahss looks fat since you asked.

Realise she hates guys that tell lies, she cries, 
so I told her she's oversized and learnt lies are wise,
don't tell her she's wide from side to side or in her thighs,
cus her size cry makes her lies cry look a lie, lies are wise.
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