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To be sung to the tune of Lily Marlene, inspired by the lady herself and the film Personal Services - Cynthia played by Julie Walters.

Underneath the lamplight in a leafy street in Streatham
Lived a naughty lady, boy, and was she out to getum!
She opened her door by day and night
You know the one, it has a red light
Don't be afraid, come play the game
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)

She has so many girls you will be spoilt for choice
From a Fiat Panda to a classy Rolls Royce
Pay by the night or by the hour
Just present your luncheon voucher
We don't even want to know your name
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)

If you pay by cash we do not charge the tax
With no questions asked they just lay on their backs,
And if you have unusual desires
Our young girls will relight your fires
You will be elated that you came
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)

I can guarantee you will be back for more
That's when you've recovered from being very sore
Next time why not try two or three
With added extras for an additional fee
If you miss this you must be insane
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)


When the night is over and you slowly will awaken
Breakfast will be served with Crumpets, eggs and bacon
But please don't mention the night before
Or you will be right out the door
Make another booking and please COME again
Our own Cynthia Payne

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