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I had never been in a house before but about a week ago I fell onto a straw hat, and rode her into the house.  The straw hat was not edible, so I tried to get comfortable in a small sewing box, but I kept running into pointy things after I burrowed in, and they hurt.  Ouch!

Next I climbed up a green wall and sat in a glow-bulb. This bulb went from cool, to warm, to hot, to unbearably hot in a short amount of time, so I climbed out of the glow fixture and made a slow methodical climb down onto a bed where sat a cloth doll.  She looked nice and cozy, but on first bite I knew this was not something I could latch onto and enjoy.

I soon discovered a yipping thing. My cousin had told me about dogs. It looked promising, but I knew I would have to wait until the yipping thing was asleep.  I salivated as I thought about how tasty a dog is reported to be.  It seemed to take hours for the dog to go to sleep.  Delightfully tasty my cousin had said, but have you ever tried to take a bite of curly thick fur? After six tries I gave up.  

A large snoring giant was next to the yippy thing. I had heard about giants, but I had never burrowed into one.   It took me almost all night to go from the feet to the head.   Once at the giant’s scalp, I burrowed in, and it was delightful. A taste of paradise.  Shangri-La!  

Luckily, I was not discovered for three glorious days; best vacation I ever had. A feast for the gods, and I could eat whenever I wanted until a few minutes ago when the giant did a tick check, and found me. I was promptly put onto a soft white fluffy thing.  I am right now taking a raft ride down a swirling river.  A fabulous week! I would recommend this to everybody!

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