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The once was a man with a long bad tongue 
He wrote poor lyrics and never got sung, 
His lengthy words were a farce
They came out of his arse,
Smelling like stagnate garbage of bung.
 
She is a lady from Mersey side
In need of a smack on her backside 
Her finger always digging
To give someone a wigging
she is neither clever nor dignified.
 
A man from earth snorkels like a hog 
Cries like a cat and growls like a dog, 
A true pain in the bum
Because he is scum,
He lives happily in a repulsive bog.
 
There was a lady who travels a lot
She has rounded face and a beauty spot 
She is loud as a siren
Thinking she’s Lord Byron
She is Dorothy they call her Dot.
 
There was a man who owned a yacht 
He was depressed and overwrought, 
Ladies loathed his clowning
They had no time for fooling,
He needed some serious food for thought.
 
Danny was a man from the You Ess Ay 
A Canadian lady who liked to pray
A twit from Denmark with an Italian postmark
And a Kenyan who lives in Bombay.

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