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(alternately titled: whipping and pommel ling 
das soar addle brain) 

My most recent deuce score 
     plus three bajillion ban
an nah ram ma orbitz
 squared bob sponge pants 
     day of birth passed uneventfully –
     (round el sol) saw me dan
sing around one average star, which Evan
chilly wool worth hilly exhibit
 
     death throe tulle pan
dum mo' knee yum -
     becoming a black hole sun, 
     when photon illumination 
     totally tubularly blinks 
     out more'n Knots Lan
ding all countries 
     with exception of Japan

(if only for explicit purpose 
     of this poem) can
did lee stated fan
silly free and foot loose 
     to appease the ghost of Ivan
the Terrible, who would 
     phish she shuss lee 
     never fin hush his
 
     rage against the machine 
     foaming at the mouth
asper gar non sequitur 
     spoiler alert hint  
     aye made debut 13th of Jan) 
and now for no rhyme,
     nor reason mention 
     nothing (by the way)
 
     written thus far tan
gent shill to the square      
     of hide bound 
Halliburton Hippopotamus, 
     whose first name 
     Horton doth move in clan

destine fashion, oh...and nope 
     definitely not related 
     to ancestors of Kublai Khan
whose nickname Lloyd
though, whoa, wow, 
     and yikes quite a time span

'tween that Mongol 
     consigning, conning, and condemning
     “FAKE” deplorable trump 
     ping app Paul 
     ling Peters to Azkaban
nonetheless, aye never aver 
     witnessed no fanfare 
     for this common (c'mon) man

lettuce high tail gangnam style to San
Mateo (matt er factly 
     founded, settled, and 
     populated by Scottish 
     donning Harris tweed 

a hop, skip and jump by van
from this yan
key dude dull who lives ian
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania.

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