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Hare trigger instincts always served Roger well He had an oh, no-no lettuce nose — a hyper-keen sense when to leave Roger was rabbit good at knowing when to skip out on his responsibilities Before bedtime stories would end afoul, he could always tell the impending sour cabbage signs — The queer scent in the air pregnant with crisis ... rabbit feet had better odds, than a roll of the dices Women said he was a tricky daddy dodger, his friends said it was in his DNA The court affidavits said his name was Roger, the summons said he wouldn’t pay Those hare trigger instincts always served Roger well Pearl hip handles, he loved to caress Hop aboard a bullet train, when the bad news got belly swell Twitchy nose rabbit hole escape was his poker face tell But one determined Alice didn’t give the baby carrot carriage subject a rest Roger got tortoise marriage cold feet, half-hearted turnip turtle vows was his delay strategy best guess Women said he was a tricky parent draft dodger, his friends said it was in his rabbit DNA The court affidavits all said his name was Roger, the arrest warrant said he wouldn’t pay Roger has good long hare instincts, he’s Copperfield cool ... a Houdini Blondie Angel Eyes bad you better not blink, every time your back is turned, he gon flee So deadbeat ugly he’s just a Tuco-hearted rat, a kid welsher ain’t no rabbit doubt about that The rabbit in his blood, is simply hop-along run away DNA He love to cabbage patch play, but he hate to bacon lettuce pay Women said he was a tricky daddy dodger, his friends said it was in his DNA The court affidavits said his name was Roger, the summons said he wouldn’t pay Roger don’t like looking at paternity suits, it just give him the Dodger blues Rabbits don’t care to stay in one place too long ... in a standstill That just ain’t how their feet DNA think And those angry Alices kangaroo purse pouches, holding those court-ordered papers unfriendly ... they be pushing the Dodger to the brink Roger’s an absentee parent wearing slipper slouches — Hopping-mad child support check is an empty Cassidy signature signed in invisible ink
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