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What do you get with a 57 year old balding guy, happy to be with his soul mate, a blended family of 7 adult children, 4 grand children, a dog, a cat, fish in a backyard pond, and horses in our future? A lifetime of chaos, adventure and love. Also, we live in Collingwood Ontario, Canada on the shores of beautiful Georgian Bay.

My wife and i are both caregivers (I'm a nurse, Neila works with the developmentaly delayed). We love tto travel and ride horses.

Much of my writing is drawn from life experiences. I look forward to sharing them with you. Cheers! Rick

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Happy Groucho Marx Quotes Day

Blog Posted:3/19/2013 4:53:00 AM

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I intend to live forever or die trying.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Those are my principals and if you don't like them....well, I have others.

Yes, they are all corny, but I think Groucho was a comedic genius and his jokes still hold up to our modern day.

Have a happy day, all!

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Poet DestroyerA

Date: 3/20/2013 9:20:00 PM

thanks for the cheers... Linda

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JoyceJohnson

Date: 3/19/2013 8:18:00 PM

A great wit. I never missed his program. Thanks for the memories. Love, Joyce

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DavidWilliams

Date: 3/19/2013 2:46:00 PM

just loved the man...

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craigcornish

Date: 3/19/2013 2:31:00 PM

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke".

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HGarvey DanielEsquire

Date: 3/19/2013 1:36:00 PM

Dear Rick, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. I saw the name Groucho Marx and had to read the Quotes. I remember some of them from the Marx Brother Movies Thank-YOU for the Memories and the Laughs I'm computer Illiterate and don't know how to post Quotes such as this but maybe YOU could find some Yogi Barra Quotes "I didn't say everything I said" ect. Nice to meet YOU and Welcome as a Premium Member.With LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry

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Rick Zablocki Date: 3/21/2013 8:18:00 AM

Im working on it. Rick

SerenRoberts

Date: 3/19/2013 11:29:00 AM

lol Rick the one I like is Remember men we are fighting for this woman's honour, which is possibly more than she ever did. (Duck Soup 1933)

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MandyTams The Golden Girl

Date: 3/19/2013 8:41:00 AM

Ha love these Rick ,my kind of humour lol xx

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Mystic Rose

Date: 3/19/2013 7:42:00 AM

I didn't realize you lived so close Rick, I came to Collingwood with my husband last year, it's a lovely place to visit, rich with artists and antiques. Next time I must come to say hello, take care, God bless, xxx and thanks for the humor. xxx

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Rick Zablocki Date: 3/19/2013 8:26:00 AM

That's amazing. I'll look forward to it.

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Happy Groucho Marx Quotes Day Date Posted: 3/19/2013 4:53:00 AM
Thank you to All Date Posted: 3/11/2013 11:18:00 AM

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