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I starting writing poetry again in 2012 after a 50 year hiatus.

Born and raised in West Texas, I lived all over the area as a child until my mother remarried, as my father was in the oil drilling business, which required constant moving. I grew up in San Angelo, home of Fort Concho and the Buffalo Soldiers, but spent quite a few summers working on my grandpa's farm in the Texas Hill Country.

I met my wife Toni while I was stationed at Aviano AFB, Italy. I learned to speak Italian fluently and we still speak it at home interchangeably with English. My three sons, all born in Italy after I got out of the USAF, also speak Italian.

We moved back to the USA in 1972 and settled in Missouri, where I went back to school.

We moved to Atlanta in 1988, when Toni relocated here with AT&T. I got a job with McKesson (then HBOC) working with medical information systems, which started my career in this field. I had a natural talent for application design and parlayed this talent into a great R&D management position with an internet startup.

We are now retired. We spend time traveling the world and visiting our grandchildren in CA and NC. We also spend some time in Italy almost every year visiting and traveling with friends in Europe as we have a small apartment there in Sacile near Aviano, not far from Venice.

My other passions are mushroom hunting (the edible kind), gourmet cooking and bread baking.


 

Most Recent Blog Post


Malapropisms and Mondegreens Contest
Blog Posted:6/13/2013 6:15:00 AM

 

OK, time for some hard work from all you maroons.
I respect some real extinguished poetry from you this time.
A nice derangement of words that are easily reprehended, OK?
Some poetry that reaches the pineapple of perfection, for all intensive purposes.
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  1. Date: 6/13/2013 8:49:00 AM
    Haha looks like you've already mastered this, Roy! "Pineapple of perfection" was my favourite. Very interesting idea for a contest. Let's see if I can come up with anything half as clever as you and Cyndi...

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  1. Date: 6/13/2013 7:56:00 AM
    http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=377445 http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=377409 Hey, I've been called Agatha, here... as in Christie. I like looking for things... lol... smiles from Cyndi... this should see some poets grapplewading into the deep.. ;)

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    Jerden Avatar Roy Jerden Date: 6/13/2013 10:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks, Cyndi. I actually changed the theme from what I was originally considering, which was just use of unusual combinations of rare words. BTW, I'm not considering a Joycean or Carrollean approach to neologisms, only malapropisms or mondegreens.
  1. Date: 6/13/2013 7:51:00 AM
    http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_contests/member_contest_details.aspx?ContestID=1605 check this out! This guy rocked the Joycean... will find some poems he inspired.

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  1. Date: 6/13/2013 7:49:00 AM
    Okay, so that is what you had up your sieve, croodling the thoughtlings but keeping the meaningfilled. Yes, it was KIRBY you were looking for... abso-bloody-lutely. Be right back... Cyndi

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Age Test
Date Posted: 3/23/2014 8:44:00 PM
A couple of not so burning questions
Date Posted: 3/23/2014 12:23:00 PM
Some Contest Ideas - Feedback Requested
Date Posted: 3/15/2014 7:05:00 PM
Images for my Spring sonnet
Date Posted: 3/10/2014 7:56:00 PM
Bridge Over Troubled Water Contest Results
Date Posted: 3/9/2014 5:24:00 PM
And that's when the fight started...
Date Posted: 2/21/2014 9:34:00 AM
All my other hobbies seem to be about food
Date Posted: 2/20/2014 2:50:00 PM
The Hipster Reading List
Date Posted: 2/15/2014 5:05:00 PM
Incredible List of 100 Books to Read in Your Lifetime
Date Posted: 2/15/2014 9:11:00 AM
Bridge Over Troubled Water Contest
Date Posted: 2/9/2014 8:52:00 AM
Requirements, Requirements, Requirements
Date Posted: 2/6/2014 6:35:00 PM
"Yesterday's Acrostic" - Contest Results
Date Posted: 2/6/2014 1:16:00 PM
My Hunting Hobby
Date Posted: 2/4/2014 1:47:00 PM
Cyborg Poetry?
Date Posted: 1/20/2014 5:04:00 PM
New Contest - Yesterday's Acrostic
Date Posted: 1/18/2014 6:23:00 AM
Kintsukuroi Contest Judged
Date Posted: 1/17/2014 6:44:00 PM
Criteria for judging a poetry contest
Date Posted: 1/16/2014 3:21:00 PM
A peek under the kimono
Date Posted: 1/13/2014 7:33:00 PM
When Wordplay Approaches Jabberwocky
Date Posted: 1/12/2014 8:26:00 AM
Have you ever, truly, finished a poem?
Date Posted: 1/11/2014 6:23:00 PM
For Frank - A priceless Amazon customer review
Date Posted: 1/10/2014 6:57:00 AM
Too iconoclastic, too lowbrow or just too disturbing?
Date Posted: 1/4/2014 9:53:00 PM
Desiderata
Date Posted: 1/2/2014 9:12:00 AM
Happy New Year To All
Date Posted: 12/31/2013 6:15:00 PM
Merry Christmas to All
Date Posted: 12/25/2013 7:28:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
4/1/2014My Thunderous Wonderous Electric Toy TrainRhymechristmas,nostalgia,
3/19/2014One Happy Ending With Green GiantLimerickholiday,humorous,
3/18/2014Ignominious ExitRhymehumorous,
3/16/2014Well-sliced WillieFree versepoetry,
3/12/2014Life is what you make it - Act 5, Scene VIIILimerickdeath,
3/11/2014Premature ExonerationLimerickholiday,humor,
2/28/2014Going GiggingRhymefishing,
2/10/2014A Series of Unfortunate Darwin AwardsLimerickdeath,humorous,silly,
2/7/2014What Can I DoSonnetabsence,death,fear,
2/4/2014A Stone In The Cold 5Sonnetnature,
1/29/2014The Earth AbidesQuatrainnatural disasters,nature,
1/23/2014Siren's DanceSonnetlove,
1/21/2014Happy HourIambic Pentameterdrink,relationship,satire
1/9/2014I Never Said LoveSenryuhumorous,
1/7/2014San Saba SpringtimeSonnetnature,spring,
12/28/2013The WhittlersCowboygrowing up,nostalgia,
12/20/2013Cretaceous FarewellHaikuanimal,
12/19/2013Redneck SantaRhymechristmas,
12/17/2013The Tale of the China PoblanaBalladhistory,
6/13/2013Ode on a Japanese CommodeRhymehumorous,
5/24/2013The Fruits of their LaborsDidacticpolitical,
5/23/2013Damaged GoodsQuatrainabuse,
5/21/2013White Trash NostalgiaQuatraingrowing up,
5/15/2013The Conceit of PoetryCoupletphilosophy,
4/26/2013Ad AstraQuatrainnature,night,stars,
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That Night We KissedRondeauromanceheart,night,heart,
A Voice In The WindRhymeimagination,nature,
StaySonnetlife,self,self,
Within a StormSonnetinspirational,
Sailing the Seas In A Pecan TreeRhymeadventure,old,
Soul of the PoetQuatrainfarewell,poems,poetess,
GenerationsEpicbirth,death,hope,life,
MuseFree versewords,writing,

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