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I starting writing poetry again in 2012 after a 50 year hiatus.

Born and raised in West Texas, I lived all over the area as a child until my mother remarried, as my father was in the oil drilling business, which required constant moving. I grew up in San Angelo, home of Fort Concho and the Buffalo Soldiers, but spent quite a few summers working on my grandpa's farm in the Texas Hill Country.

I met my wife Toni while I was stationed at Aviano AFB, Italy. I learned to speak Italian fluently and we still speak it at home interchangeably with English. My three sons, all born in Italy after I got out of the USAF, also speak Italian.

We moved back to the USA in 1972 and settled in Missouri, where I went back to school.

We moved to Atlanta in 1988, when Toni relocated here with AT&T. I got a job with McKesson (then HBOC) working with medical information systems, which started my career in this field. I had a natural talent for application design and parlayed this talent into a great R&D management position with an internet startup.

We are now retired. We spend time traveling the world and visiting our grandchildren in CA and NC. We also spend some time in Italy almost every year visiting and traveling with friends in Europe as we have a small apartment there in Sacile near Aviano, not far from Venice.

My other passions are mushroom hunting (the edible kind), gourmet cooking and bread baking.


Malapropisms and Mondegreens Contest


Blog Posted:6/13/2013 6:15:00 AM
OK, time for some hard work from all you maroons.
I respect some real extinguished poetry from you this time.
A nice derangement of words that are easily reprehended, OK?
Some poetry that reaches the pineapple of perfection, for all intensive purposes.
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  1. Date: 6/13/2013 8:49:00 AM
    Haha looks like you've already mastered this, Roy! "Pineapple of perfection" was my favourite. Very interesting idea for a contest. Let's see if I can come up with anything half as clever as you and Cyndi...

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  1. Date: 6/13/2013 7:56:00 AM
    http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=377445 http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=377409 Hey, I've been called Agatha, here... as in Christie. I like looking for things... lol... smiles from Cyndi... this should see some poets grapplewading into the deep.. ;)

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    Jerden Avatar Roy Jerden Date: 6/13/2013 10:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks, Cyndi. I actually changed the theme from what I was originally considering, which was just use of unusual combinations of rare words. BTW, I'm not considering a Joycean or Carrollean approach to neologisms, only malapropisms or mondegreens.
  1. Date: 6/13/2013 7:51:00 AM
    http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_contests/member_contest_details.aspx?ContestID=1605 check this out! This guy rocked the Joycean... will find some poems he inspired.

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  1. Date: 6/13/2013 7:49:00 AM
    Okay, so that is what you had up your sieve, croodling the thoughtlings but keeping the meaningfilled. Yes, it was KIRBY you were looking for... abso-bloody-lutely. Be right back... Cyndi

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9/15/2014The Empty QuarterAlliterationearth,nature,stars,
8/31/2014Bad GoldilocksAbecedarianhumorous,
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8/23/2014Matryoshkan MultiverseHaibunhumor,
8/18/2014A Roll of Duct Tape - FootleFootlehumor,
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8/5/2014Picket Tupp and Poteeta WheyQuatrainchild,children,
7/22/2014A Brush of WingsVersebird,
7/16/2014Great A'Tuin - the Giant Star TurtleHaibundeath,journey,stars,
7/13/2014Blood on the SaddleLimerickfunny,vacation,
7/8/2014Willow: A FableRhymechildren,death,dream,fant
6/30/2014Ragnarok: The StormEpyllionweather,
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6/11/2014Bill's DrillLimerickhumorous,
5/26/2014Albert EinsteinClerihewhumorous,science,
5/22/2014John Cougar MellencampClerihewbio,humorous,
5/19/2014SoupQuatrainpoetry,satire,
5/14/2014Into the SunlightHaikunature,
5/12/2014RainierHaikunature,
5/9/2014JanuariesHaikunature,
5/7/2014Jonah Falcon He's NotLimerickfunny,
5/6/2014The Well Traveled LinguistLimerickhumorous,
5/5/2014Raise the MastLimerickhumorous,
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5/2/2014The Devil Can Cite Scripture For His PurposeRhymehate,religion,slam,
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