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Blog Posted:2/3/2013 11:21:00 PM





The Test


Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
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  1. Date: 2/6/2013 5:06:00 PM
    I woulda given him double A's...funny stuff! - Tim

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/6/2013 9:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Too true . Glad you liked it...Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 6:50:00 PM
    Oh boy!! This was great. It made me smile

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/6/2013 9:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad you smiled ....Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 3:19:00 PM
    Even better than a hands on Test, love it Seren :)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/4/2013 3:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL James...Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 11:36:00 AM
    I love it! Seren this is too funny! My husband will get a kick out of it. Thanks for the laugh!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/4/2013 3:18:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    my pleasure Kim...Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 8:37:00 AM
    LOL... attractive containers... we know where his mind is...

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/4/2013 3:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    haha wonder if he looks girls in the eye when he talks to them l...Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 7:18:00 AM
    hahahaha !!! CUTE !!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/4/2013 3:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks ...seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 7:03:00 AM
    Funny and true!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/4/2013 3:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yep true indeed....Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 6:44:00 AM
    oh my this is so funny...loved it Seren!!

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    glad it made you smile ....Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 2:22:00 AM
    ha ha ha love it just the laugh I needed girl lovl xx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/4/2013 3:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    glad you had a chuckle...Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 1:52:00 AM
    Seren ha ha and the containers are water proof...David

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    lol sure they are.. Seren
  1. Date: 2/4/2013 1:15:00 AM
    Hi Seren wonderful like it, all the best Owen

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    Thanks Owen....Seren

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