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WARNING ITS A BIT NAUGHTY SEX ON MARS


Blog Posted:1/14/2013 7:11:00 AM
The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles. 
They meet a Martian couple and are
 talking about all sorts of things.
Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc. 
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. 
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
 
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go
off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,
weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 
'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.. 
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his
 forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
 impressively
long. 
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' 
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,
his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
extremely exciting to the woman. 
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love. 
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?' 
'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?' 
'It
 was
 horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ...
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.' 
 
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  1. Date: 1/14/2013 4:43:00 PM
    This is too funny, thanks for the laughs Seren, xxx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    my pleasure Rose
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 2:37:00 PM
    As Mork would say: "Na-Nu Na-Nu" !! ...To relate to it I can (Master Yoda's accent)... Funny this is very! : )

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    is this Mork the same as Mork and Mindy
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 2:17:00 PM
    hahaha

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    keep laughing Andrea
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 2:03:00 PM
    Love it, now I'm off to see if my forehead is still red ;)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you dont need your ears pulled, very interseting. Seren walks away thinking oh yes...... lol
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 10:51:00 AM
    Betwen you and Mandy, we will always have a laugh to share. Thanks.

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hey dont worry Mandy and i will keep you all laughing
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 10:00:00 AM
    Laughing our loud !!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 10:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    good thats another smiley face ...Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 9:31:00 AM
    hahaha, thanks for the morning chuckle

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    glad your all laughing ....Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 9:25:00 AM
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ok ok David i know the expression pulling my leg, but ears...........Nope......Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 8:53:00 AM
    Ahhh - Haaaaa. I just knew Martians were behind the, "I could've had a V-8" marketing campaign!!! ;-)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol Joe i am laughing now....Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 8:07:00 AM
    Truely unique... LOL... Loved it.

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    does this come under the heading "Dont try this at home" haha
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 7:15:00 AM
    oh my goodness I am horrified and shocked....... NO just kidding ,this had me in stitches just what i needed now the plaster is off lol xx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 7:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    well i hope the friends on here have a laugh too. did you like the others i sent you. a few quite funny ones amongst them. if i am asked about this one am gonna blame you haha

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