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Life is an infinite continuum, feeding on its own death. Our mortality, real and imagined, lives within. We can always see these truths with a discerning eye. The mirrored images that seem like two, are but one, a parallel universe whose paths cross like a wisp of wind, we are all of one time, like prose and poems written in separate centuries, but of the same struggle. There, always there, truth never hides, except for those who don’t seek it  for fear of what they might find. From light to dark we fly in different directions though toward the same destination. What matters is what we do on our flight. Do we see the paths of leaves as they float on the pond, the reflection of the sky beyond, and the trees, who have now shed their leaves but will reflect full in the spring; beneath the leaves, the roots of the lily pads  and the stare of a wary carp who looks from his world as we do from ours? We must find time on our journey to read, play a game, or simply sit and wonder at the marvels around us, for death will come in its own time…

On a Lighter Note


Blog Posted:12/9/2013 10:51:00 AM
Thought that particularly the ladies might get a kick out of this. I've noticed even though I'm a gourmet cook, I am seldom asked for advice in a grocery store and when I want advice I would never ask another guy - always a 40 - 50 and older lady. So this article in the Sunday paper rang true.

Facebook friend recently commented on one of the stranger aspects of becoming a “woman of a certain age” as I like to call us. It’s the “ask that woman, she looks like she knows her way around a butternut squash” phenomenon in the grocery store.

Like my FB friend, I have noticed that in the past year – my nightly spackling of Olay Regenerist notwithstanding – I’m becoming the wise older woman in the grocery store who knows how to cook everything and can identify even the freakiest looking produce.

This never happened to me when I was in my 40’s. Back then, I was only occasionally asked to “move, so I can get to the Eagle Brand milk.” Before that, in my 30s, I usually just got a lot of “Honey, can you reach up and hand me that Karo syrup?”

It’s a vexing rite of passage but it certainly beats chin hair and my new least-favorite sign of aging: chest wrinkles. (I did a little research on this and discovered it’s a delightful little byproduct of aging skin and side-sleeping; you’re welcome.)

The questions from puzzled 20 and 30 something’s can happen on any aisle but I’ve personally had more inquiries in the baking section.

It usually goes like this:

“Excuse me, you have chest wrinkles, can you tell me what is the difference between all-purpose and self-rising flour?”

And, of course, I can do exactly that to an annoying degree. If you stick around long enough I’ll treat you to my opinion on buttermilk powder versus real buttermilk, off-brand marshmallows and a little ditty of a diatribe that I like to call “Imitation vanilla extract (What are you THINKING?) or, just in time for the holidays, “Almond bark doesn’t grow on trees. At least I don’t think so.”

My FB friend said she feels like Yoda in the grocery store now and I think she nailed it perfectly.

Like Yoda, we are wiser, we look best in loose-fitting tunics and our eyes are our best feature these days.

More important, we just seem competent. We bound into the store, wrassle that buggy out of the corral and wipe it down with that sani-wipe gizmo and power-push through the aisles, stopping only to dispense advice like a middle-aged chest-wrinkled fairy.

“What do I do with this?” a young woman asked me while holding a bunch of kale. “I know I’m supposed to eat it. Everyone says so.”

“Ah! That’s easy, I said. “Kale is our nation’s newest food obsession and a trendy superfood. Just wash it for six or seven hours, dry it for another hour or so, give the leaves a rough-chop, add some sea salt and a good quality olive oil and bake at 400 until crispy.”

See how easy? Of course I didn’t tell her that potato chips are much tastier and way easier. She’ll have to do some things on her own.

CELIA RIVENBARK is the author of the best-selling “Rude B****** Make Me Tired,” a great gift for the ill-mannered on your list. Visit www.celiarivenbark.com.


Read more here: http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/11/29/3863096/from-the-belle-tower-with-age.html#storylink=cpy

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  1. Date: 12/9/2013 2:24:00 PM
    botox on the chest.. will that work?.. lol.. huggs

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  1. Date: 12/9/2013 1:49:00 PM
    : )

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  1. Date: 12/9/2013 12:21:00 PM
    Ha...chest wrinkles...this was fun!

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  1. Date: 12/9/2013 11:07:00 AM
    Ah.......good for you, Craig. We need things on a lighter note! :) A man who cooks......a treat indeed. My hubby cooks....when the need arises. It's called survival! I much rather bake....Oh well, just wanted to say...HEY! :)

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3/27/2015 Blossoms and Bubbles Sonnetlove,memory,
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3/13/2015 Unbowed Sonnetfaith,life,
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2/16/2015 Intermingling Thoughts Rhymelife,
2/12/2015 A Wish for Spring Abecedarianseasons,spring,
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12/18/2014 Trusting The Flame Versepassion,
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12/4/2014 Clarence Odbody Clerihewfunny,
12/2/2014 the gift of the Magi Free verselove,
11/29/2014 monoku 1 Monokunature,
11/26/2014 Empty Hearts Versehope,love,
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11/15/2014 November Wind Crystallinenature,november,
11/10/2014 A Conspicuous Collage Rhymedeath of a friend,
11/10/2014 Your Smile Free versedeath of a friend,
11/7/2014 a lonely row Verselonely,love,
11/6/2014 Holidays Cinqkuholiday,sad,
11/4/2014 Forever Young Sonnetdaughter,grief,
11/3/2014 Almost Gone Rhymelife,
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10/30/2014 Leftover Heaven Epulaeryufood,
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10/27/2014 On Niagra's Bridal Veil Falls Versenature,
10/19/2014 One Less Hill Free versememory,
10/16/2014 Her Laughter Verselife,love,
10/15/2014 Pie Eyed Rhymefunny,
10/12/2014 The Stage Blank verselife,
10/11/2014 Light Years Versespace,
10/6/2014 Hostage Rispettodepression,war,
10/6/2014 November Dreams Sijoautumn,
10/1/2014 Lights of Night Free verselife,
9/30/2014 Pickett's Charge Blank versewar,
9/26/2014 Eden Sonnetlife,
9/25/2014 Keepers of the Flame Verselife,
9/21/2014 You Were There Rhymedeath,love,
9/19/2014 The Light Keeper Verselife,
9/19/2014 southward, wing on wing Haikuimagination,seasons,
9/14/2014 Poetry Is Born Free versemother,
9/7/2014 On the Cusp of Winter Free verseautumn,
9/7/2014 The Old Man Rhymelife,nature,
9/5/2014 I'll Leave You My Tears Rhymelove,lyric,song,
9/5/2014 Peal the Bells Blank versetime,
9/2/2014 The Looking Glass Rhymeintrospection,
8/31/2014 How Could I Know Trioletfunny,
8/31/2014 Autumn Alouette Verseautumn,
8/26/2014 A Note To My Sis Free verselife,
8/21/2014 Morning's Veil Ottava rimamorning,nature,
8/19/2014 Foodles Footlefunny,
8/18/2014 The Lady Rhymefantasy,love,
8/16/2014 No Matter Where I Roam Rhymetravel,
8/13/2014 a tropical morn Haikunature,
8/9/2014 Perfect Free verselife,
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Violin Personificationdeath,love,rose,
Evening Walk Free verseintrospection,life,nature
The Sowing Free versedevotion,
Why I Weep Italian Sonnetnatureme,
LONG DISTANT DREAM Rhymenature,
An Invitation to Dance Sonnetmusic,nature,
Secrets of the Stream Free verseintrospection,nature
Grandpa Coupletchildhood,loss,sadold,chi
Double Phantasy Free verseloss,mystery,sad,
Something of a Dreamer Free verselife,
Silver Strands Biolove,mother,me,silver,
Montage Poetry Lyrichappiness,history,uplifti
A Mutual passion Blank verseromance,longing,longing,l
Spring Returned Rondeauhappiness,love,people,sou
Her Name Is January Personificationimagination,nature,new ye
Wind Power Rhymenature,
Gold Star Narrativechildhood,war,war,star,bl
Circle of Life Rhymedeath,introspection,life,
If Ever Sonnetfaith,hope,inspirational,
EULOGY FOR THE ELDON GALLERY, WATERLOO Free verseart,grandmother,life,plac
Conquering Rainbows Free versefantasy,for children,me,r
The Missing Sonnetdeath,loss,
AT THE BUS DEPOT Verseallegory,
Immersion Free verseintrospection,life,me,
In Strangler's Wood Rhymedeath,
THE OLD OAK TREE Free verseautumn,life,spring,summer
Bewitched Villanellelove,passion
FIRST CHERUBIC CHANCE Lyricmystery,uplifting
Wait Raven,I am coming Free versedeath
Grandpa's Study Free versefamily,life,loss,peace,
Passing Trains in Winter Rain Rhymedepression,
The Jaded Eye Sonnetdeath,love,heart,heart,
Amongst the Dross Sonnetdepression,introspection,
Closer Free versehope,life,love,peace,blue
A Solstice Free versedeath,faith,religion,
Sunlit Ambrosia Free versedaughter,father,happiness
Tanglaw -- Light Free versededication,life,love,moth
One More Time Curtal Sonnetfamily,
Black Diamond Night Free verseintrospection,life,nature
Haste Quintain (Sicilian)faith,fear,introspection,
Cornflower Blue Free versehope,life,love,mystery,dr
Bastard Sun Personificationnature,parody,
Ballet is Poetry Free verseart,music,
SHADOWLANDS Free versedeath,faith,grief,history
SO Many Questions Quatrainromance,moon,
FLEETING VISUALS Free verseadventure,art,
LONELY Free verselife,lonely,me,people,swe
POETRY IS AN ECHO Rispettoon writing and words,me,
Poe and I Rispettolonely,lost love,
Spring's Sweet Reality Free versedream,nature,spring,dream
The Angel Inside Rhymeallegory,angel,art,beauti
Back to Lost Rhymehistory,
Kiss the Rain Quatraingirl,people,rain,romantic
A Sepia Recollection Free versefamily,grandfather,
The Old Wooden Bench Sonnetimagination,old,old,
Every now and then Lyriclove,miss you,
SYLVIA Crown of Sonnetslife,poets,writing,
Her Requiem Rhymedeath,faith,mother,
O' Middle Child Free versei love you,love,son,
And Luke Williams Has Gone Celibate Free verselove,
BOTH ACHE AND JOY Free versefarewell,how i feel,life,
Verses for Vivian Lyricdepression,
The Garden of Adonis Lyrics Rhymelyric,song,
The Pooka Sonnetanimal,horror,mythology,
The Swan Free versebeautiful,romantic,wife,
Una and the Lion Monorhymeanimal,girl,happiness,inn
Sleepless Night Dramatic Verseanger,death,farewell,memo
AS FATHER IS TO HIS DAUGHTER Free versefather,introspection,word
Midsummer dance on parchment paper Free verseabsence,allegory,
Into the Gloaming Sonnetpeace,
THE OTHER-WISE Free verseart,introspection,
Mother and Child Narrativeangel,baby,beautiful,birt
Cinder Girl Rhymelovelove,
Love Poem - 29 Free verselife,love,passion,peace,w
A Tale of Fire and Ice Rhymedream,fire,love,lust,
The Soup Reich Free versesatire,slam,
-----night train------ -reverse poem- Rhymegoodbye,lost love,sad lov
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Doorways to Yesterday Free versememory,
Mending life Free verseanalogy,
You Caught The Wind Free versedeath of a friend,nostalg
Sheol Dramatic Verseabuse,dark,evil,fantasy,f
Aftermath Free versebaby,loss,winter,
Waterloo Bridge ekphrasisart,beauty,
Facets Of Loneliness Free verseloneliness,
Love never fades Rhymelonging,love,
Recalling Her Free versegrandmother,memory,
Small Gifts Quilted with Love Ghazal 
just like juliet Free verselove,
Christmas Magic Rhymeangel,child,christmas,god
Somber Days Free verseday,november,tree,
The Sounds of White Free versecolor,
IN THE MOOD Light Poetryadventure,woman,
Footfalls Versechildhood,farewell,
M Free versecelebration,hope,life,lov
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As the dust settles Free verselife,people,
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