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DIRTY FANTASY!!!
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Blog Posted:10/26/2012 12:48:00 PM
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 New Friday, and weekend ....
A sixth grade teacher asked her class:
'Which human body is 10 times larger than its original size when stimulated?'
No one in the class answered until little Mary stood up, quite angry, and said:
'You should not set the 6th graders such questions! I'll sneak up to my parents, they're going to talk to the principal and then you get fired! 'So she sat down.
The teacher ignored her and asked the class the same question once again:
'What part of the body is 10 times greater when stimulated?'
Little Mary got jaw dropped and exclaimed:
'GOD! She's going to have major problems, well, just wait! '
The teacher continued to ignore Mary and turned to the rest of the class:
'Hello ... is there anyone at all who knows this? '
Finally, little Håkon gently stood up and said:
'The body part that is 10 times greater when stimulated, the pupil of the eye.'
'Very good, Håkon.' the teacher said, before she turned to Mary and continued:
'As for you, young lady, I have three things I want to say:
- You have a dirty imagination ..
- You have not read the homework for today ... and ..
- One day you're going to be VERY disappointed!
Hope your weekend will be beautiful!!
Anne-Lise :)
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My Poems
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| Date Posted | Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| 5/16/2013 | - Haiku X 15 - A happy day | Haiku | celebration,freedom, |
| 5/13/2013 | - Dot - Dot - Dot - | Senryu | words,write, |
| 5/9/2013 | Gradebook from 1966 | Bio | childhood,school, |
| 5/6/2013 | Haiku - X 14 - Your Soul | Haiku | miss you,mom, |
| 5/4/2013 | - FEELINGS - | Verse | feelings,life, |
| 4/30/2013 | Love Letter | Free verse (vers libre) | first love,funny, |
| 4/28/2013 | Haiku - X 13- Boston Bombs | Haiku | death, |
| 4/26/2013 | A Little Moment Of Life | Verse | beauty,morning, |
| 4/23/2013 | Near You and Around You | Verse | beauty, |
| 4/20/2013 | - Blood - Tears - Death - | Dramatic Verse (Verse Drama) | life,sad,war, |
| 4/17/2013 | - NEW SPRING - | Diamante | beauty,spring, |
| 4/15/2013 | Show Me Your Face | Verse | caregiving,love,me,me, |
| 4/12/2013 | - Is It Fair - | Free verse (vers libre) | funny,life,philosophy,wom |
| 4/9/2013 | - Just A Kiss - | Verse | romantic,kiss, |
| 4/6/2013 | Give You My Thoughts | Light Poetry | life, |
| 4/3/2013 | Sensual And Beautiful | Verse | beautiful,nature,me,sun,s |
| 3/30/2013 | We Dream And Wait | Verse | dream,spring,dream,dream, |
| 3/26/2013 | - Virgin Birth - | Light Poetry | confusion,life,philosophy |
| 3/23/2013 | Our Sweet Music | Verse | beautiful,love,music,me,s |
| 3/18/2013 | Delicious Summer | Light Poetry | fantasy,funny,seasons,sum |
| 3/17/2013 | Haiku - X 12 - GOLD - | Haiku | life,nature, |
| 3/14/2013 | Half for you and Half for me | Verse | nature,beautiful,beautifu |
| 3/10/2013 | - HEARTS - | Light Poetry | lost love,love, |
| 3/8/2013 | Once Again And Many More | Verse | holiday,uplifting,prayer, |
| 3/3/2013 | Haiku - X 11 - Spring | Haiku | happiness, |
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Fav Poems
| Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| For Anne Lise Andresen | Rhyme | dedication, |
| HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY ANNE-LISE | Shape | dedication,funny,birthday |
| Magic carpet ride | Light Poetry | travel,me,magic,me,poetry |
| Dancing - Inspired by Anne Lise Andresen | Footle | art,dance,dance, |
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