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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>


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Blog Posted:6/18/2013 5:37:00 AM


Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?" 

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." 

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. 

The second priest mulls this over for a moment, leans in and quietly asks "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" 

"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." 

"In that case," says the second priest rather shyly looking first to the right and left, "I've always wanted to be a stud." 

"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

 A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." 

"Why?" asked the Lord. 

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota
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  1. Date: 6/23/2013 10:11:00 AM
    hey Mandy.. .... just learned yo uare in hospital and have pneumonia......please know that all my best wishes are at this very moment winging their wa y to your side.....get well soon Mandy...........Syd

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  1. Date: 6/22/2013 5:50:00 AM
    excellent, like all your stuff i ve been stuck in N Dakota without studded tires....and just outside on of the US ICBM silos.....getting some very suspicious looks from the armed soldiers nearby.........hahahahah

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  1. Date: 6/20/2013 12:26:00 AM
    Hi Mandy lmao not heard that one before very good nearly choked on my coffee, all the best Owen

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  1. Date: 6/19/2013 2:39:00 PM
    Keep posting jokes PLEASE.They are like a good cup of coffee in the morning.Never gets old and a good wake up in the mornings.I always go to blogs first thing just for a smile to start my day.I even have a friend on the other side of the world that isnt even on the soup and i have her coming just to see your jokes.Keep them coming.Love Colleen

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  1. Date: 6/18/2013 12:11:00 PM
    Caleb is very insensitive!

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    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 6/19/2013 6:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 10:15:00 AM
    Love it!

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  1. Date: 6/18/2013 7:38:00 AM
    : )hehe

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  1. Date: 6/18/2013 7:38:00 AM
    : )hehe

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  1. Date: 6/18/2013 6:01:00 AM
    Well at least he's still burning rubber left and right!...;)

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My Past Blog Posts

Date Posted: 3/1/2014 1:16:00 PM
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Get Well Soon Frank. mummy style humour for you
Date Posted: 1/11/2014 8:31:00 AM
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Date Posted: 12/31/2013 4:07:00 AM
Onions and Christmas Trees
Date Posted: 12/9/2013 6:46:00 AM
Flow Chart Managment
Date Posted: 11/15/2013 5:47:00 AM
Date Posted: 11/14/2013 4:50:00 AM
Date Posted: 11/11/2013 5:39:00 AM
My reaction to Spiders too
Date Posted: 11/4/2013 4:08:00 AM
Rules for dating my sons
Date Posted: 11/3/2013 6:33:00 AM
The moment you realise it's ony Tuesday.
Date Posted: 11/1/2013 7:20:00 AM
Thoughts and Thanks
Date Posted: 10/15/2013 8:45:00 AM
Cool yae or nae
Date Posted: 10/3/2013 6:48:00 AM
Date Posted: 9/12/2013 5:47:00 AM
Date Posted: 9/7/2013 3:33:00 AM
Pull Buddy Pull
Date Posted: 8/15/2013 7:38:00 AM
When A Woman says 'what'
Date Posted: 8/13/2013 7:39:00 AM
Finally found a good plumber
Date Posted: 8/5/2013 1:31:00 AM
Yes and Eys
Date Posted: 8/2/2013 10:08:00 AM
Date Posted: 8/1/2013 12:36:00 AM
Date Posted: 7/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
Fancy Cooking
Date Posted: 7/23/2013 1:02:00 AM
Toilet Humour
Date Posted: 7/16/2013 4:50:00 AM

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3/28/2014Robin HoodQuatrainhistory,
3/26/2014From The TowpathSonnethistory,
3/23/2014Whitby 2012Versefantasy,
3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
1/30/2014The true story Of Fanny LynesOde history,
1/16/2014Meadow SweetSonnetlove,
1/10/2014Portrait of a LifeSonnetlove,
12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
12/11/2013My Turn will ComeRhymemetaphor,
12/10/2013A Kiss Under The MistletoeQuatrainkiss,
12/10/2013Three Sure Signs Of Christmas repostRhymechristmas,
12/3/2013From John Johnson to Guy FawkesRhymehistory,holiday,
12/2/2013A Vampire's kissRhymeevil,
12/2/2013Behind Every CloudQuatrainimagination,
11/26/2013The Death of A KingVerseimage,
11/24/2013The Sweetest WordsFree versewords,
11/24/2013On An Ordinary DayVersehumor,
11/18/2013The CanalQuatrainbeauty,

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