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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>


Most Recent Blog Post

Blog Posted:4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM


One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. 

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.
"Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."
"Marvelous," says the man,

"book my wife for next Tuesday!"
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  1. Date: 4/7/2013 4:18:00 PM
    I don't get it - what's a wisdon tooth? My teeth are like stars - they come out at night.

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  1. Date: 4/6/2013 1:51:00 PM
    Cute joke and here I thought you maybe had to go to the dentist. Glad it was a joke instead. love phyl

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  1. Date: 4/6/2013 12:30:00 AM
    Ow pooh..Ow gee...Men!! : )

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 6:53:00 PM
    Oh.... and I was waiting to console you for having your wisdom teeth pulled. hahaha what an anti-climax. SuZ

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 6:17:00 PM
    and by 500, I mean for just ONE.

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 4:33:00 PM
    haha but what I would like to know who gets it done for 80 dollars, I think it's at least 500 to 700 dollars in the states. R I D i C U L O U S

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    Chircop Avatar Charmaine Chircop Date: 4/6/2013 12:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ow gee to remove a wisdom tooth its 500dollars?Did i hear that? In Malta its about 35euros that would make like 40 0r45 dollars approx..and uf you are in need of an x ray that would be another 60dollars Maybe wages are higher in usa..?If not that would be very expensive.
  1. Date: 4/5/2013 4:11:00 PM
    oh my too funny!!!

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 2:57:00 PM
    Love this sweetie. Thanks for keeping the jokes coming. Wishing you a beautiful weekend. Love, Gail

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 2:24:00 PM
    HE He He Now I have to go to Pee Thank you Mandy for tickling my finny bone That will cost you 20 bucks xxx

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 2:15:00 PM
    Oh No! Loved it.

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 2:05:00 PM
    haha, I hate dentists...Seren

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 1:50:00 PM'd you know I was at the dentist?

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 1:39:00 PM
    Oh my!!! So so sad

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 1:09:00 PM
    Ha ha ha, Mandy just great,,,are you ok???David

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My Past Blog Posts

Date Posted: 3/1/2014 1:16:00 PM
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Get Well Soon Frank. mummy style humour for you
Date Posted: 1/11/2014 8:31:00 AM
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Date Posted: 12/31/2013 4:07:00 AM
Onions and Christmas Trees
Date Posted: 12/9/2013 6:46:00 AM
Flow Chart Managment
Date Posted: 11/15/2013 5:47:00 AM
Date Posted: 11/14/2013 4:50:00 AM
Date Posted: 11/11/2013 5:39:00 AM
My reaction to Spiders too
Date Posted: 11/4/2013 4:08:00 AM
Rules for dating my sons
Date Posted: 11/3/2013 6:33:00 AM
The moment you realise it's ony Tuesday.
Date Posted: 11/1/2013 7:20:00 AM
Thoughts and Thanks
Date Posted: 10/15/2013 8:45:00 AM
Cool yae or nae
Date Posted: 10/3/2013 6:48:00 AM
Date Posted: 9/12/2013 5:47:00 AM
Date Posted: 9/7/2013 3:33:00 AM
Pull Buddy Pull
Date Posted: 8/15/2013 7:38:00 AM
When A Woman says 'what'
Date Posted: 8/13/2013 7:39:00 AM
Finally found a good plumber
Date Posted: 8/5/2013 1:31:00 AM
Yes and Eys
Date Posted: 8/2/2013 10:08:00 AM
Date Posted: 8/1/2013 12:36:00 AM
Date Posted: 7/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
Fancy Cooking
Date Posted: 7/23/2013 1:02:00 AM
Toilet Humour
Date Posted: 7/16/2013 4:50:00 AM

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3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
1/30/2014The true story Of Fanny LynesOde history,
1/16/2014Meadow SweetSonnetlove,
1/10/2014Portrait of a LifeSonnetlove,
12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
12/11/2013My Turn will ComeRhymemetaphor,
12/10/2013A Kiss Under The MistletoeQuatrainkiss,
12/10/2013Three Sure Signs Of Christmas repostRhymechristmas,
12/3/2013From John Johnson to Guy FawkesRhymehistory,holiday,
12/2/2013A Vampire's kissRhymeevil,
12/2/2013Behind Every CloudQuatrainimagination,
11/26/2013The Death of A KingVerseimage,
11/24/2013The Sweetest WordsFree versewords,
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