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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


Good Advice
Blog Posted:3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM

 

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. 

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. 

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. 

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. 

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. 

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? 

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. 

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single. 

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. 

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

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  1. Date: 3/23/2013 10:55:00 AM
    Tremendous blod... Tee Hee

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  1. Date: 3/21/2013 2:29:00 AM
    Hi Mandy thanks for the laugh, take care my friend, all the best Owen

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  1. Date: 3/20/2013 1:25:00 PM
    Dear Sis, Is Every thing alright I did not see a new post today I'll talk with YOU in a Minute. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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  1. Date: 3/19/2013 1:01:00 PM
    Dear Mandy, We are having a major snowstorm here. Its good to relax and laugh something YOU seem to have a monopoly on With YOUR Humourous, witty Blogs. Thank YOU. I wrote a blog today (started yesterday) also. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother... Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/19/2013 2:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you bro, love you keep warm and safe .xx
  1. Date: 3/19/2013 8:39:00 AM
    hahahha, thanks for the laughs sweetie. You jokes kickstart my day more than coffee. lol Have a gorgeous day!! Hugs and luv, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/19/2013 2:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    oh gosh I have to have 3 coffee's before my day starts lol.. be good stay cool and be healthy xx
  1. Date: 3/19/2013 4:44:00 AM
    Thanks for my morning laugh. You gave me an inspiration. Cheers. Rick

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/19/2013 2:57:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Rick glad to have oyu onboard lol xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
TWO PRIESTS
Date Posted: 6/18/2013 5:37:00 AM
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP lol
Date Posted: 6/17/2013 7:22:00 AM
Scared To Death
Date Posted: 6/14/2013 12:24:00 PM
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME WELL
Date Posted: 6/10/2013 6:44:00 AM
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER OVER THE WEEKEND. HAVE A GOOD ONE
Date Posted: 6/8/2013 4:36:00 AM
Make me a Woman
Date Posted: 6/7/2013 1:22:00 AM
WHAT A DIFFERENCE 30 YEARS MAKES
Date Posted: 6/5/2013 5:54:00 AM
Feeling Tired or Your Age
Date Posted: 6/4/2013 11:33:00 AM
TURKEY AND THE BULL
Date Posted: 6/3/2013 2:52:00 AM
NEW HEALTH INFORMATION
Date Posted: 5/30/2013 11:39:00 AM
25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP
Date Posted: 5/28/2013 8:05:00 AM
Why Alcohol should be introduced at work
Date Posted: 5/27/2013 4:44:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/25/2013 2:14:00 AM
More useful phrases to use at work
Date Posted: 5/24/2013 3:23:00 AM
Useful phrases to use at work
Date Posted: 5/23/2013 8:31:00 AM
Corny Ones
Date Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:00 AM
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
6/18/2013Mandy and Vienna coupletsCoupletfunny,
6/18/2013Beyond Apprehension MalaprismRhymehumorous,
6/17/2013PegasusRhymemythology,
6/17/2013Where The Foxes WanderRhymenature,
6/17/2013Above The CloudsVerseworld,
6/16/2013Remembering WhenVersememory,
6/16/2013It's YoursLight Poetrylove,
6/16/2013Introduction To a NovelNarrativeevil,fear,
6/14/2013Ten Minutes To DecideVersefeelings,
6/14/2013A Summer CoupletCoupletsummer,
6/14/2013SorryLimericksorry,
6/13/2013Lyrics to Le Jardin d'Adonis Music Pierre Bensusan Lyrics GGLyricromance,
6/12/2013Mr DoggyRhymehumorous,
6/10/2013Blue Jeans And PearlsVerseenvironment,
6/9/2013One ChanceCoupletromance,
6/8/2013My Very First TimeVersehumorous,memory,
6/7/2013Let The River FlowCoupletmetaphor,
6/3/2013We Didn't ListenRhymemurder,violence,
5/27/2013Dreams or RealityCoupletdream,
5/24/2013haiku 5Haikukiss,
5/24/2013To Young To DiePantoumdeath,war,
5/24/2013I Never Thought It Would Be Like thisVersewar,
5/23/2013ABC of LoveABClove,
5/23/2013Touched By Your FlameSonnetpassion,
5/21/2013Why there were no Unicorns on Noah's ArkCoupletanimal,
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