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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>


Most Recent Blog Post

Good Advice
Blog Posted:3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM


People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. 

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. 

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. 

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. 

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. 

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? 

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. 

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single. 

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. 

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

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  1. Date: 3/23/2013 10:55:00 AM
    Tremendous blod... Tee Hee

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  1. Date: 3/21/2013 2:29:00 AM
    Hi Mandy thanks for the laugh, take care my friend, all the best Owen

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  1. Date: 3/20/2013 1:25:00 PM
    Dear Sis, Is Every thing alright I did not see a new post today I'll talk with YOU in a Minute. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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  1. Date: 3/19/2013 1:01:00 PM
    Dear Mandy, We are having a major snowstorm here. Its good to relax and laugh something YOU seem to have a monopoly on With YOUR Humourous, witty Blogs. Thank YOU. I wrote a blog today (started yesterday) also. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother... Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/19/2013 2:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you bro, love you keep warm and safe .xx
  1. Date: 3/19/2013 8:39:00 AM
    hahahha, thanks for the laughs sweetie. You jokes kickstart my day more than coffee. lol Have a gorgeous day!! Hugs and luv, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/19/2013 2:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    oh gosh I have to have 3 coffee's before my day starts lol.. be good stay cool and be healthy xx
  1. Date: 3/19/2013 4:44:00 AM
    Thanks for my morning laugh. You gave me an inspiration. Cheers. Rick

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/19/2013 2:57:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Rick glad to have oyu onboard lol xx

My Past Blog Posts

Date Posted: 3/1/2014 1:16:00 PM
Date Posted: 2/16/2014 10:57:00 AM
Date Posted: 1/15/2014 3:36:00 AM
Get Well Soon Frank. mummy style humour for you
Date Posted: 1/11/2014 8:31:00 AM
Date Posted: 1/5/2014 4:17:00 AM
Date Posted: 12/31/2013 4:07:00 AM
Onions and Christmas Trees
Date Posted: 12/9/2013 6:46:00 AM
Flow Chart Managment
Date Posted: 11/15/2013 5:47:00 AM
Date Posted: 11/14/2013 4:50:00 AM
Date Posted: 11/11/2013 5:39:00 AM
My reaction to Spiders too
Date Posted: 11/4/2013 4:08:00 AM
Rules for dating my sons
Date Posted: 11/3/2013 6:33:00 AM
The moment you realise it's ony Tuesday.
Date Posted: 11/1/2013 7:20:00 AM
Thoughts and Thanks
Date Posted: 10/15/2013 8:45:00 AM
Cool yae or nae
Date Posted: 10/3/2013 6:48:00 AM
Date Posted: 9/12/2013 5:47:00 AM
Date Posted: 9/7/2013 3:33:00 AM
Pull Buddy Pull
Date Posted: 8/15/2013 7:38:00 AM
When A Woman says 'what'
Date Posted: 8/13/2013 7:39:00 AM
Finally found a good plumber
Date Posted: 8/5/2013 1:31:00 AM
Yes and Eys
Date Posted: 8/2/2013 10:08:00 AM
Date Posted: 8/1/2013 12:36:00 AM
Date Posted: 7/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
Fancy Cooking
Date Posted: 7/23/2013 1:02:00 AM
Toilet Humour
Date Posted: 7/16/2013 4:50:00 AM

My Poems

Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
3/28/2014Robin HoodQuatrainhistory,
3/26/2014From The TowpathSonnethistory,
3/23/2014Whitby 2012Versefantasy,
3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
1/30/2014The true story Of Fanny LynesOde history,
1/16/2014Meadow SweetSonnetlove,
1/10/2014Portrait of a LifeSonnetlove,
12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
12/11/2013My Turn will ComeRhymemetaphor,
12/10/2013A Kiss Under The MistletoeQuatrainkiss,
12/10/2013Three Sure Signs Of Christmas repostRhymechristmas,
12/3/2013From John Johnson to Guy FawkesRhymehistory,holiday,
12/2/2013A Vampire's kissRhymeevil,
12/2/2013Behind Every CloudQuatrainimagination,
11/26/2013The Death of A KingVerseimage,
11/24/2013The Sweetest WordsFree versewords,
11/24/2013On An Ordinary DayVersehumor,
11/18/2013The CanalQuatrainbeauty,

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