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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


Girls Night Out
Blog Posted:3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM

 

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. 

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. 

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. After finishing, they then made off for home. 

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said; "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties" 

"That's nothing" said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her ass that said; 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

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  1. Date: 3/15/2013 6:46:00 PM
    lol Mandy been trying to think what else could have been on that card......Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/16/2013 5:08:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    doesn't bear thinking about could be R I P xx
  1. Date: 3/14/2013 3:59:00 PM
    :-) PD

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/15/2013 4:10:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lolxx
  1. Date: 3/14/2013 1:50:00 PM
    Dear Sis, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS and Ours Healthy and High in the Spirit.Two days in a row I have had a belly laugh Do YOU know my Doctor, i ask because he told me that Laughter is the best medicine for me. Maybe I should pay my bill to YOU. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/14/2013 2:38:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you bro and keep healthy xx
  1. Date: 3/14/2013 12:10:00 PM
    Waaaaaaaa hahahhhahaa! Im ROFSCFMN!!! (Rolling On Floor Spewing Coffee From My Nose). Hilarious!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/14/2013 12:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh the image that paints lol xx
  1. Date: 3/14/2013 11:46:00 AM
    Ha ha! Good one, Mandy!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/14/2013 12:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Chris and thanks xx
  1. Date: 3/14/2013 11:27:00 AM
    hahaha, too funny

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/14/2013 12:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Francine hope you are having a good day xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
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