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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


Death Of Black Magic
Blog Posted:3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM

 

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most:
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" 


They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished. 

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:
 Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life? 

The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old b****** dig. I had him buried upside down."
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  1. Date: 3/13/2013 11:20:00 AM
    Clever... But what happens when he gets to China?... LOL

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/13/2013 2:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yes that's what Craig said lol xx
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 1:37:00 PM
    Hehehehehe--good one Mandy! As long as she doesn't vacation in China she should be okay

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/13/2013 6:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol, never thought of that Craig xx
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 10:24:00 AM
    Lol....you are always good for a laugh, Mandy!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/13/2013 6:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you Caleb, then my job is done as long as you can get a smile I am happy xx
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 8:59:00 AM
    hahha. Thanks for being you!!! Have a wonderful day. Hugs and luv, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/13/2013 6:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail, big hugs luv xx
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 8:35:00 AM
    Dear Mandy,Hope this finds YOU and YOURS and Ours Healthy and High in the Spirit.Another Gem. I Love reading YOUR blogs Every morning Keeps me smiling (SMILE) I'd put a Smiley Face here if I knew How. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/13/2013 6:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hi bro keep smiling won't you, no matter what stay strong xx
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 8:23:00 AM
    Lol. :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/13/2013 6:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Rick and thanks xx
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 6:55:00 AM
    : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/13/2013 6:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Back to Ruben hey another bet lost i presume lol xx

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