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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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A Million Dollars
Blog Posted:3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM

 

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds.
He was identifying shapes and appreciating the wonders of the universe, and pondering on the lenght of time it had been there when he decided to talk to GOD.

"GOD", he asked, "How long is a million years?" To his surprise God answered him

 "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute." came the answer form God

The man asked, "GOD, how much is a million dollars?"

GOD answered, "To Me, it's a dime."

The man then asked, "GOD, can I have a dime?"

GOD said, "In a minute."
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  1. Date: 3/10/2013 1:40:00 PM
    My Dear Sister, MANDY, Hope this finds YOU and Ours Healthy and High in the Spirit. You Always bring a smile to my lips with YOUR witty Blogs. Sorry I have not been in touch of late I have been roaming the Words of my Inspirational Family here on the Soup I will speak with YOU Tomorrow I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 5:51:00 PM
    lol..pd

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 11:35:00 AM
    Nice

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 10:22:00 AM
    Clever!! : D

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 10:17:00 AM
    VERY good one.

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 8:11:00 AM
    Love it... Sounds like asking for a raise where my hubby works.

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 7:57:00 AM
    Verrrry clever lol

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My Past Blog Posts

 
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