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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


A Kiss A Yard
Blog Posted:3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM

 

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,
 "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" 


"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. 

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." 

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. 

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 7:40:00 PM
    Muah Muah Muah Muah Muah Muah Muah Muah Muah Muah And one for good measure, xxxx

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 10:23:00 AM
    LOL! Good one, Mandy!

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  1. Date: 3/8/2013 5:40:00 PM
    Be careful what you wish for.....lol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/9/2013 4:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh to true Rick, one never knows does one lol xx
  1. Date: 3/8/2013 12:40:00 PM
    hahahaha. Good thing to have a man there paying for ya!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/9/2013 4:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That's the best way luv lol xx
  1. Date: 3/8/2013 11:48:00 AM
    love this!! Hahahah.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/9/2013 4:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi there sweetie, thanks for reading again , have a brill weekend luv xx
  1. Date: 3/8/2013 9:52:00 AM
    ha ha ha..

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/9/2013 3:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    How many yards did you ask for then David, go on tell.....lol xx
  1. Date: 3/8/2013 8:47:00 AM
    Thank you so much for the big smiles from this story my dear friend Mandy! I like it! Have a great weekend to you, your love ones and everyone here! love always, Leonora

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/9/2013 3:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    And you have a wonderful weekend too Leo luv and may all your dreams come to pass xx
  1. Date: 3/8/2013 8:03:00 AM
    You're always a delight to read in the morning... Your friend. Carol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/9/2013 3:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Well my friend Carol I thank you for that from the bottom of my heart luv xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
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Date Posted: 5/23/2013 8:31:00 AM
Corny Ones
Date Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:00 AM
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
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ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
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Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM

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