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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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OLD IS WHEN
Blog Posted:3/1/2013 7:05:00 AM

 

·  Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown.


"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.


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  1. Date: 3/2/2013 10:06:00 AM
    Dear Sis,Hope this finds YOU and OURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. What happens if YOUR to old to understand any of the "OLD IS WHEN" sayings?? I saw "Mom" at the Helm, Like YOU a Very Beautiful Woman I LOVE YOU MANDY ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Brother Eternal... Harry

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  1. Date: 3/2/2013 8:05:00 AM
    Awesome blog of jokes Mandy as always. Thanks for bringing me a smile and laughter today. Wishing you a happy weekend. Here we go again, its already another weekend. lol. Love Gail

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  1. Date: 3/1/2013 8:01:00 PM
    Great blog. My hubby loved it too.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/2/2013 1:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Carol xx
  1. Date: 3/1/2013 6:47:00 PM
    lol..pd

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/2/2013 1:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    and back at you pd luv xx
  1. Date: 3/1/2013 11:59:00 AM
    Haha Mandy, these are fab.....Especially the pacemaker one ....Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/2/2013 1:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha was wondering about that one lol xx
  1. Date: 3/1/2013 11:34:00 AM
    Mandy, those are awesome! I was laughing out loud at work...thanks!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/2/2013 1:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Caleb ,and for all your recent comments they are much appreciated my friend xx
  1. Date: 3/1/2013 8:30:00 AM
    Mandy. I am old and you are so funny. Love, Joyce

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/1/2013 10:26:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you Joyce it your mind that counts darling and your is wonderful xx
  1. Date: 3/1/2013 7:37:00 AM
    Mandy ha very good...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/1/2013 10:25:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    not naming a fav then David, you must be too young lol xx
  1. Date: 3/1/2013 7:21:00 AM
    these are great. Love all nighter. but I have been that way since I was a kid!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/1/2013 10:25:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol to much info my friend like 7 .. thanks for reading Andy, it makes it worthwhile. xx
  1. Date: 3/1/2013 7:17:00 AM
    They're too funny, Mandy! The 4th one is hilarious!! : D Thanks for the laugh. Ruben.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/1/2013 10:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I like no 7 lol glad you enjoyed them ex xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
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Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
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Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
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Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
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A Million Dollars
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A Kiss A Yard
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Passing On A Warning
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5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
3/22/2013Incy Wincy Caterpillar NRCoupletfor kids,
3/22/2013Irrepresible NatureRhymenature,winter,winter,
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