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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>


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Even More Sillies
Blog Posted:2/19/2013 3:12:00 AM


Sorry, Time, the thief of all has struck me.....will try and keep up ..Disappointed that no one has asked about my blog picture>>>>It's my G Grandfathers House

1.Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 

2.It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. 

3.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 

4.The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 

5.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 

6.You can't have everything, where would you put it? 

7.Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. 

8.The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 

9.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 

10.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 

11.Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 

12.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 

13.I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 

14.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak 

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  1. Date: 2/26/2013 11:32:00 AM
    Mandy where do you find them, ha ha h...David

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  1. Date: 2/19/2013 6:23:00 PM
    these are SO awesome!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/20/2013 2:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Andy xx
  1. Date: 2/19/2013 11:24:00 AM
    They're toooo gooood, Mandy! : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/20/2013 2:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Cheers ex xx
  1. Date: 2/19/2013 10:05:00 AM
    Dear Sis, Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Good Morning my time, Tea time YOUR time.1st off; my cabin could fit in the foyer Think "G Grandfather" would let me move it in? I like no.10. so many,so funny,so true. LOVE YOU SIS ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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  1. Date: 2/19/2013 8:38:00 AM
    The house reminds me of Castle Howard near York.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/20/2013 2:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Not too far away luv Thorsbey Hall Nottngham xx
  1. Date: 2/19/2013 6:41:00 AM
    Does your grandfather have room in the big house for me? And is he single? Alive? Does he eat Yorkshire pudding? Ge Ge did it again, she made me smile, have a good day my sweet and funny Ge Ge, xxx

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/19/2013 8:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Nottingham luv, unfortunately its a hotel now but I would have made room for you I am sure of that xx
  1. Date: 2/19/2013 4:53:00 AM
    great sillies, hun Nice cabin your showing there Mandy lol, nah its a fine looking building, but not sure if I believe you. Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/19/2013 8:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    True hun 5th earl Manvers xx

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My Poems

Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
3/28/2014Robin HoodQuatrainhistory,
3/26/2014From The TowpathSonnethistory,
3/23/2014Whitby 2012Versefantasy,
3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
1/30/2014The true story Of Fanny LynesOde history,
1/16/2014Meadow SweetSonnetlove,
1/10/2014Portrait of a LifeSonnetlove,
12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
12/11/2013My Turn will ComeRhymemetaphor,
12/10/2013A Kiss Under The MistletoeQuatrainkiss,
12/10/2013Three Sure Signs Of Christmas repostRhymechristmas,
12/3/2013From John Johnson to Guy FawkesRhymehistory,holiday,
12/2/2013A Vampire's kissRhymeevil,
12/2/2013Behind Every CloudQuatrainimagination,
11/26/2013The Death of A KingVerseimage,
11/24/2013The Sweetest WordsFree versewords,
11/24/2013On An Ordinary DayVersehumor,
11/18/2013The CanalQuatrainbeauty,

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