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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


YOU CANNOT PLEASE EVERYBODY Riddles and Answers
Blog Posted:2/8/2013 6:09:00 AM

 

Answers to Yesterdays little teasers.
1. Dough Nut
2.Penguin hit by a truck
3.3
4.A pillow or a pint of beer
5.E
Well done to all those that were correct and thanks all for having a go..I knew number 2 would throw you lol





An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. 

As they went along, they passed a group of people who remarked it was a shame the old man had to walk while the young boy was riding. The man and boy thought about the criticism and decided maybe the people were right, so they switched places. 

Later they passed another group of people who remarked that it was a shame that the old man made the little boy walk. The two travelers decided that they would BOTH walk. 

Soon they passed a third group of people who said they were stupid to walk , when they had such a fine donkey to ride. So, the two decided they would both ride the donkey. 

The next group of people they passed said that it was AWFUL that the two put such a heavy load on the poor donkey. The old man & boy thought that maybe the people were right, so they decided to carry the donkey. 

Soon they came to a river, with a narrow bridge spanning it. As they attempted to cross the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & it fell into the river and drowned. 

The moral of the story ? 

If you try to please everyone, you may as well............ 

kiss your ass goodbye.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

What is the saddest fruit?

Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?


What did the left hand say to the right hand?


What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?

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  1. Date: 2/8/2013 10:09:00 PM
    Well I know the answer to the 5th one. He has some of his fingers on the other hand. You would call him a normal man I guess. No. 4 Nothing? Hands donn't talk?

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/9/2013 2:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    bang on Joyce , will post answers later and thanks for joining in, it's no fun if no one takes part is it, bless you luv xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 7:28:00 PM
    sMile Blueberry No both still worth 100$ You're Right! Normal. ;) that was fun ~GG~ I've been looking daily just not posting. Lol. You're so cool. Big Hugs. Thanks for the humor and challenges lol. Love you bunches. Debs

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/9/2013 2:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad you are enjoying them it makes it worth the effort lol xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 3:31:00 PM
    hi Mandy q5 clumsy d.i.y man, thanks thick of shropshire, just gone to drown my self in a bucket of ropes, all the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/9/2013 2:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    that.s a good answer, but alas no.. now just watch them ropes they are sharp, you don't want to bang your head on them xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 11:42:00 AM
    A blueberry--Yes, if it's a new "one" dollar bill---LOL

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    1 right Craig xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 8:45:00 AM
    First answer Smiles because there is a mile between the S's. What word starts with e and ends with e but has one letter in it?

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 10:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    envelope and you are correct on the the first on well done . Have a good weekend Michael xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 8:07:00 AM
    that was a good one, Mandy. I'm not good at riddles, so I won't even try to give answers to the questions!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 10:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    i'm no good at them either to be honest lol but don't tell anyone xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 7:35:00 AM
    Hands doesnt speak?4

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    Answers tomorrow but you are on the right track enjoy your weekend xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 7:34:00 AM
    sMILE dear friemd.Is that the lomgest?:)

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  1. Date: 2/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
    No man has all.fingers on one hand so i guess i call him a man or a normal.guy-last one

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  1. Date: 2/8/2013 7:21:00 AM
    2-must be the passion fruit:) and i love the.joke..t says a lotjps

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 10:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks sweetie answers tomorrow hav a good weekend xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 6:42:00 AM
    Love your joke today and it holds so true. Thanks for the humor as always. I'm waiting on a blizzard coming here soon today. ugh! Luv, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 10:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Wrap up warm we had snow last weekend in the lull now xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 6:39:00 AM
    1. adz 2. passion fruit 3. Did you get $100 bills back then? 4. You are right. 5. Normal........ BTW Loved the story.... so true :-) Have a nice weekend, Mandy. Love, Su

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 10:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    i out of 5 sweetie have a good weekend luv xx
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 6:17:00 AM
    1, what, 2. lonesome pine nut , 3. who cares, 4. ? 5. human, have a good weekend Mandy...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 10:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha bless wrong on everyone , have a good week end David xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
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