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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>


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Blog Posted:2/6/2013 3:12:00 AM


Three  men were waiting at the gates of  heaven.
 St Peter was at the gate and said:

 "You will be given a vehicle in heaven that will reflect on how good you were to your wife while on earth."

The first man steps forward nervous but confident that he had never cheated:
 "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter looks and smiles and gives him a Rolls Royce. 

The next man comes up and says:

 "I cheated on my wife a little but I always loved her and still do."
St Peter looks and nods a little then gives him a Mustang and the man drives drives off into heaven. 

The next man came up and said:
 "I cheated on my wife a lot".
Peter gives a little frown and a shake of the head but still presents him with a scooter. 

After a while driving around heaven and enjoying the delights of cloud racing the man with the scooter was riding along and he saw the man who owned the Rolls Royce crying.

He approached the man and asked what was wrong, surely he couldn't have broken down they were in heaven.
 The Rolls driver had tears streaming down his face, he pointed into the distance and sobbed... "I had just pulled over to appreciate what I have now, I am invited to an angelic party, I have the car of my dreams and there is no speed limit and then a woman just passed me on roller skates and when I looked I saw it was my wife.

What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?

What is in the middle of nowhere?

A hiker went without sleep for seven days and wasn't tired. How come?

A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday

Yesterdays Answers...
1. Darkness
2. One was bald
4.I'm still working on it.
5. The match

Well done to the clever clogs out there hope you enjoyed them ...( I didn't get number 4)

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  1. Date: 2/7/2013 1:20:00 AM
    Hi Mandy more tricky questions my brain hurst do stop it please, ok keep it up then, have a good day my friend lol, all the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/7/2013 1:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Will try and keep it up without hurting your Brain Owen my friend, just take your time lol xx
  1. Date: 2/6/2013 5:23:00 PM
    LOL--Mandy, you are fun!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/7/2013 1:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    oh thank you Craig xx
  1. Date: 2/6/2013 2:55:00 PM

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/7/2013 1:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    try again my friend xx
  1. Date: 2/6/2013 2:25:00 PM
    lol, had a chuckle here! Wow, you do a daily quiz now as well as a joke? You are a tonic, Mandy. H is the middle of nowhere, the hiker must have sept by night - I'm stumped on the others, lol. Would you get cool music by putting a radio in a fridge?

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/7/2013 1:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    well done on those Jack and yes I did have a good break thanks, needed that sun xx
  1. Date: 2/6/2013 6:11:00 AM
    'H' is in the middle of nowhere, sleep was his pets name?, Friday was his horse..ok ok i'll leave some....David

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    Grisetti Avatar Joann Grisetti Date: 2/6/2013 1:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Or the hiker slept at night
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 7:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    2 right lol xx

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My Poems

Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
3/28/2014Robin HoodQuatrainhistory,
3/26/2014From The TowpathSonnethistory,
3/23/2014Whitby 2012Versefantasy,
3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
1/30/2014The true story Of Fanny LynesOde history,
1/16/2014Meadow SweetSonnetlove,
1/10/2014Portrait of a LifeSonnetlove,
12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
12/11/2013My Turn will ComeRhymemetaphor,
12/10/2013A Kiss Under The MistletoeQuatrainkiss,
12/10/2013Three Sure Signs Of Christmas repostRhymechristmas,
12/3/2013From John Johnson to Guy FawkesRhymehistory,holiday,
12/2/2013A Vampire's kissRhymeevil,
12/2/2013Behind Every CloudQuatrainimagination,
11/26/2013The Death of A KingVerseimage,
11/24/2013The Sweetest WordsFree versewords,
11/24/2013On An Ordinary DayVersehumor,
11/18/2013The CanalQuatrainbeauty,

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