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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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DIVORCED BARBIE
Blog Posted:1/23/2013 3:41:00 AM

 

A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll.

She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price.

The clerk replies "We have Tennis Barbie and she's $28"

Lady asks "Well, anything else?"

"We have an equestrian Barbie, and she's $28".

Lady asks "Anything else?"

"Well, we have divorced Barbie and she's $250"

The lady replies "I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive. The others were only $28. What is so special about divorced Barbie?"

The clerk replied "Simple, she comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff."
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  1. Date: 1/23/2013 9:20:00 PM
    This mad me smile, Thanks>> Jancarl

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/24/2013 3:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Good , glad about that Jancarl xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 8:48:00 PM
    lol......xox~PD

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    thanks pd xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 12:53:00 PM
    Oh No! Buy Ken he's cheaper now I'm sure... LOL

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/24/2013 3:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Used and abused , he ought to be cheaper lol xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 11:58:00 AM
    Hi Mandy lol broKEN relationship eh, all the best Owen

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    h aha like that Owen xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 11:57:00 AM
    Lol...poor Ken. I'm not sure if Barbie ever held a job and she gets half. Look like she's after half of the buyers also.

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    yes poor Ken, she didn't even bring up the kids Scribe. love the avatar lol xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 9:02:00 AM
    lol Mandy....Seren

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    I just love sponge bob lol xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 8:02:00 AM
    hahahha. Nice one Mandy. How true in real divorces. Have a splendid day!! Love, Gail

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    I am fortunate enough not to know Francine ...yet xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 7:37:00 AM
    Lol. Yes we take it. Even or all figures. :-D

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    Lol xx
  1. Date: 1/23/2013 7:15:00 AM
    Hahaha love this!! Go Barbie!

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    Ha , poor Ken xx

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