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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


The Moral Of The Story
Blog Posted:1/19/2013 6:59:00 AM

 

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: 

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. 

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?" 


"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my great  grandma Judy.
Great grandma Judy was a spy in the second WW and her plane got hit while out on a mission.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
 She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands." 


"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?" 

"Stay the hell away from great grandma Judy when she's been drinking."

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  1. Date: 1/20/2013 1:50:00 PM
    One of the best I've ever heard! ROFL

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  1. Date: 1/19/2013 7:15:00 PM
    baahaahaahaa !! Good one !!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/20/2013 1:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Debra xx
  1. Date: 1/19/2013 11:50:00 AM
    hahaha

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/20/2013 1:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol xx
  1. Date: 1/19/2013 11:38:00 AM
    Oh boy!! This made me laugh. Thanks, Jancarl

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/20/2013 1:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    my pleasure Jancarl xx
  1. Date: 1/19/2013 11:25:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Bravo, Salute grandma Judy; wait am I grandma Judy?? LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal YOUNG) Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/20/2013 1:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you are my big brother Harry, bless you xx
  1. Date: 1/19/2013 10:26:00 AM
    Waaaaa Hahahahhahahaha! Im clapping!!! : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/20/2013 1:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha i'm drinking lol xx
  1. Date: 1/19/2013 10:09:00 AM
    hahaha good one Mandy

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    thanks luv xx

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