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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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From The Dawn Of Time
Blog Posted:1/16/2013 12:40:00 AM

 

One day God and Adam were walking in the garden. God told Adam it was time to populate the earth. 

He told Adam, "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve." Adam replied "God, what is a kiss?" 

God told Adam and Adam went and took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam came back out with a big smile and said "Wow Lord! That was great!! What next?" 

God said, "Adam, I now want you to caress Eve." Adam says, "Lord what is a caress?" God explained it to Adam and he again took her behind the bush. 

A little while later, he came out and said "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What next." God said, "Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to take Eve and make love to her." 


Adam said "Lord, what is to make love?" God explained and Adam took Eve behind the bush and a few seconds later came out and said "Lord, what is a headache?"
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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 4:05:00 PM
    So funny! :D

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/17/2013 5:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Sharon xx
  1. Date: 1/16/2013 8:54:00 AM
    So funny, Mandy!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/16/2013 10:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Ruben xx
  1. Date: 1/16/2013 6:07:00 AM
    This was great, a needed a laugh this morning, Thanks>> Jancarl

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/16/2013 6:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Good i am glad it has given you a laugh Jancarl, we all need a lift sometimes my friend and a little laugh is a good way to get one xx
  1. Date: 1/16/2013 3:42:00 AM
    Don't ask me I can't spell lol xx

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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 2:45:00 AM
    hahaha can take this two ways either eve has the inevitable one or he met the martian.....

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 1/16/2013 8:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    : )
    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 2:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    mandy did i spell that wrong it doesnt look good to me

My Past Blog Posts

 
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My Poems

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3/28/2014Robin HoodQuatrainhistory,
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3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014YesterdayAcrosticboyfriend,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
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12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
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