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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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In Thick Fog
Blog Posted:12/5/2012 6:31:00 AM

 

In Thick Fog

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. 

Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with a man working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the man

 "Hey where am I?" To this, the solitary office worker replies, "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out. 

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. 

"Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the man in that building a simple question. 

The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft's support office and from there  I know the  airport is just five miles due East."

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 10:38:00 PM
    Lol great one Mandy ....Seren

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    Thanks Seren xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 6:42:00 PM
    I loved it... My Hubby loved it even more!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/6/2012 1:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    men do on the whole I think lol xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 1:52:00 PM
    lol...Mandy

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 11:44:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. I like the end, unexpected LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal (Young) Liege...Harry

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    Thanks Young man xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 10:33:00 AM
    Another good one, Mandy! : D I wasnt expecting the Microsoft twist! Great!

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    Thanks Ruben xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 10:06:00 AM
    another great one Mandy...loved it

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    Thanks Joseph xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 9:54:00 AM
    Another great joke gem from you Mandy!! Thanks for bringing on the sunshine on the soup everyday. Wishing you a beautiful day luv. Love always, Gail

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    Thanks Gail and back at you love xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 8:40:00 AM
    i'd have to agree with Andrea, Oh Boy! but i love the message in there. i really do, Golden Girl....

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    Thanks harry xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 8:19:00 AM
    Good one, Mandy!

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    Thanks Kim xx
  1. Date: 12/5/2012 7:31:00 AM
    oh boy!!

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 6:51:00 AM
    Mandy start packing quick, I hear they are after you...David

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    Anyhow i am under a pseudonym (David Williams) xx
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    already gone David lol xx

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