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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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The Theatre
Blog Posted:11/29/2012 6:44:00 AM

 

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The policeman surveyed the situation briefly then asked,
"All right buddy, what's you're name?" 


"Sam," the cowboy moaned. 

"Where ya from, Sam?" 

With pain in his voice Sam replied....... "The balcony." 
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  1. Date: 12/2/2012 9:12:00 PM
    love the theatre joke...also am a seamstress--actually a costumer in my early life...so don't make a tidy seam, but the seam i make Peter Pan can fly without coming undone! moral to your story...don't throw away the old fleece...let it be your head cushion..you can drag it out on sad days...

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  1. Date: 11/29/2012 4:13:00 PM
    The old ones are the best...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 1:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    as ever David, like you my sweet lol xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 2:28:00 PM
    oh, my, poor SAm!!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 1:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'll bet he needed rubbing better in a few places lol xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 1:57:00 PM
    good job there were not anyone sitting below, but then again would have custioned his fall...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 1:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    they are a bit high them balconies, I am a bit afraid of hieghts since I fell out of a tree xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 11:33:00 AM
    glad it wasnt an entry for a contest Mandy funny though.............Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/29/2012 11:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    smacked botty for some xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 11:29:00 AM
    sad fall...:-( pd

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/29/2012 11:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hurts I bet xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 11:23:00 AM
    LOL Mandy

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/29/2012 11:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol back at you Craig xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 11:17:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, Witty, are YOU like this off the Soup LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal (Young) Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/29/2012 11:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    apparently yes, i annoy people off the soup as well Harry xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 10:52:00 AM
    LOL Good one Mandy. Thanks for bringing on cheer for us today. Love always, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/29/2012 11:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail. It is much nicer when someone lets you know they enjoy the laughs as you all do here xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 7:48:00 AM
    Wasn't expecting that! No wonder he didn't want to move! LOL

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/29/2012 8:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    A slight change for the usual ones lol xx
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 7:42:00 AM
    Ouch! He felt from the balcony!! LOL!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/29/2012 8:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Saw it happen once but it was a multi-storey car park xx

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