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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


Things It takes Over 50 Years To Learn( well it did me lol)
Blog Posted:11/20/2012 6:30:00 AM

 

1.)     Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 

2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings". 

3.) There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 

4.) People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 

5.) And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. 

6.) You should not confuse your career with your life. 

7.) No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 

8.) When trouble arises & things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution & is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. 

9.) Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 

10.) A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 

11.) Never lick a steak knife. 

12.) Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. 

13.) "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we
ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 

14.) You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 

15.) Your
REAL friends still love you

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  1. Date: 11/22/2012 6:44:00 PM
    You are a wise woman Mandy, one that warms the cockles of my heart, trying out new words in my vocabulary, xxx Vie.

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  1. Date: 11/22/2012 10:53:00 AM
    My favorites are #8 and #15. A very enjoyable read. Happy Thanksgiving!

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  1. Date: 11/21/2012 5:21:00 PM
    #'s 1, 11, & 12 made me laugh. Always presume never assume. Be kind to people on your way up; for you may surely meet them on your way down. THere are a few more, but I am to tired ti think right now.

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  1. Date: 11/21/2012 7:23:00 AM
    Lol'in big time Mandy.. xxx

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  1. Date: 11/21/2012 6:37:00 AM
    I must POST this on my FRIDGE!! LOL can't tell the the number of them I have done ..goodness...I am a stubborn and opinonated woman!! GAH! Light & love

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 5:49:00 PM
    WAAAAAA hahhahha! #1!!!...I wet my pants! I just visualized the mess! Hilarious! My Fav are # 3,4,5, 10, and 13. Very funny, Mandy. Im still laughing with the #1!!

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 2:52:00 PM
    lol, enjoyed these and had a chuckle, Mandy - some truths there, for sure!

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 10:55:00 AM
    Hi in all honesty they are not mine, somebody sent them to me ages ago and I came across them again and fell for them all over again. Glad you are enjoying them

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 10:11:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, Great Blog Number 6 would be me although I did not confuse my career with my LIFE My career was my LIFE LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 9:34:00 AM
    hahaha, number 8, so true on the many of the movies I see!!! and the one about meetings. that one is super cool. HOW I DETEST meetings.

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 9:33:00 AM
    wow, these are REALLY good, Mandy, did you find them online or make them up? I agree with many of these. My husband would really agree with number 3, since he is always telling me how crazy I am with poetry and being at Soup.

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 8:50:00 AM
    #1 is awesome, lol - great list mandy :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/20/2012 9:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Susan can't imagine it lol xx
  1. Date: 11/20/2012 8:20:00 AM
    They all have a ring of truth to them, but #1 made me laugh out loud! Makes you think! Thanks for sharing. Love, Kim

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/20/2012 9:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Its scary is number one does make you think though lol ,my pleasure love xx
  1. Date: 11/20/2012 8:14:00 AM
    cute one, Mandy. Happy Thanksgiving! hugs, catie :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/20/2012 8:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Catie gave me a giggle, happy thanks giving to you, we don't have it in Englnd xx
  1. Date: 11/20/2012 7:31:00 AM
    Lol Guess i am still on a learning curve Mandy

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/20/2012 8:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you are well behind girl xx

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5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
3/22/2013Incy Wincy Caterpillar NRCoupletfor kids,
3/22/2013Irrepresible NatureRhymenature,winter,winter,
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