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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 3:51:00 PM
    This is not not really a joke but here is some hygiene advice my wife's grandmother gave her when she was approaching puberty: "Wash everything possible, then wash possible too''...

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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 2:52:00 PM
    Good grief!! hahaha. FRank, here is one very quickly: Mary Jane and her boyfriend were at the movies eating a bucket of popcorn. He began putting his hand down her blouse but Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. .. ... she knew there wasn't any popcorn down there!!

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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 2:31:00 PM
    I can't put my favorite joke here but here's one my kids love(short version)....An old Indian chief named Chief Bowels, is told by the government that he must go to the reservation, and they send him to speak to someone. He gets there and says, "Chief Bowels, No Move!" A nurse that happened to be there says, "I can fix that." , and gives him a laxative. The men return to tell him he must leave so he returns to the nurse and says, "Chief Bowels, No Move!!" She gives him more medicine, assuring him that it will take care of his problem. The men visit again on the third day to tell him he must leave. He replies, "Chief Bowels must move...teepee full of sh*t!"

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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 2:21:00 PM
    Sup Frank? Three rednecks walk into a bar. Bartender says......."Get the f*** outta here." .....haha....that's all folks.(I love that un') I know you don't mind something a bit raunchy so here's another one(chessy as it may be) Guy goes to a cathouse...takes care of what he came for and goes home. He comes back the next day and tells the owner..."hey man, your girls gave me crabs. The owner replies, "what did you expect....lobster?" Okay...that one kinda sucks...

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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 9:11:00 AM
    very funny, Frank! :) hugs, Catie

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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 9:06:00 AM
    The newly wed couple were home when the wife said:'I have a news to share with you~Pretty soon We`re gonna be three in this house' The husband couldn`t be more happy.`You made me the happiest man`,He answered with glowing joy. The wife replied:'Ow great...I never knew you felt that good,about my mother ' :..She'll move in tomorrow :)

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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 9:00:00 AM
    for me ???? for little ole me ???? thanks for the morning humor Frank

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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 8:55:00 AM
    Twenty years ago,Johnny cash,Bob hope and Steven jobs where still alive.Now we have No Jobs,No cash and No Hope..At least Kevin bacon is still alive : ) Another one - Teacher to his students:'Anybody; here who feels stupid..pls stand up.'Nobody of the students stood apart for one named Bobby. Teacher to bobby:'Bobby do you feel stupid?' Bobby:'No teacher..I just felt sorry watching you stand alone' : ) I love your joke above..Frank.It made me chuckle..I had a good one about mothers in law but i forgot it : )

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