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Hello and thank you for stopping by to check out my bio. I recently moved to Southern CA from beautiful Victor, CO-Population 450 Elevation 9696 and I'm lovin' CA. The weather is lovely and the people are divine for the most part.

My husband and I won a car on Let's Make a Deal.  If you'd like to see our clip...here it is...

I have been married to my wonderful husband, KJ, for 13 years now.  We have a great Siamese cat, Tiki (named after Tiki Barber-Retired Giants RB).  And, yes, I love football-Go Broncos!!!

I decided to type out my “official” bucket list.  Some of the items on the list are…

*Go skydiving
*Jog a mile without stopping
*Watch a live fight (boxing) in Vegas
*Perform a standup comedy act
*Go to Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
*Volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving
*Memorize the symbols of all elements on the periodic *Pay for a random person's groceries
*Learn to belly dance
*Play one $500 hand of blackjack
*Come up with my own personal theme song
*Jump into a pool in an evening gown and stilettos

I joined poetry soup because I love poetry and I also had a goal (on my list) to win at least 3rd place in a poetry contest.  Thanks to Paula Swanson, I was able to cross that one off with a 1st Place win in her Yard Sale Contest.  I decided that since the poetrysoup gang is so warmhearted, I wanted to hang out here for good :)



Sleazy or Sexy? Game


Blog Posted:11/17/2011 10:45:00 PM

Sleazy or Sexy?

You decide. 

Then, the person who answers provides the next ‘sleazy or sexy’ scenario and then someone else will answer.  Got it?

OK, let’s start…

Lower back tattoos…sleazy or sexy?

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  1. Date: 11/21/2011 10:52:00 AM
    mankini - only if you have the body for it. You know who you are. Lip Liner - Sexy or sleazy?

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  1. Date: 11/19/2011 2:30:00 PM
    body chocolate sexy yes, but only if it has fruit and nut filling

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  1. Date: 11/19/2011 2:27:00 PM
    sleazy...tattoos disfigure lovely skin and add only ugliness in place of beauty...suitable only for overweight hairy (male) sailors, for whom they adds a touch of character. Absolutely un-sexy "in extremis".

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  1. Date: 11/19/2011 11:05:00 AM
    just googled vajazzling, think i found a new vocation in life, ha ha ha...

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 3:45:00 PM
    I think you're supposed to have some sort of qualification :/ haha. Anyone familiar with vajazzling? If not, Google it :)

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 1:56:00 PM
    oh sis that is just wrong...do you have to train in an apprentiship to do it?????...David

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 1:33:00 PM
    Nikko i have been told i look quite dashing in speedos particularly with a mankini underneath..and can't stand chocolate at all, and thanks Natalie....

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 1:32:00 PM
    Speedos, king of sleaze! Back,sack n crack wax....sexy or sleazy?

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 1:20:00 PM
    ok I am so sleepy, sorry so what stood out for me was the chocolate anything chocolate just jumps right out. oh wait. Speedos --I won't even take a stab on who would be wearing them, just men in general.

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 12:52:00 PM
    David-I will PM you the meaning :) Yes, it's a compliment :) I think a texting contest is in order in the future and a mankini? That is just wrong on all levels! :)

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 11:51:00 AM
    is LMFAO a compliment Natalie?, think i have led a sheltered life! i have only just learnt what LOL means, think someone should sponsor a contest on text speak..David

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 10:07:00 AM
    Smile ~ Tis A Toss * John!:) ~

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 8:55:00 AM
    mankini, hhmm now let me think, ha ha ha ha....

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 8:53:00 AM
    toe rings.. ugh disgusting..

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 8:02:00 AM
    my sons all have great tattoos.. knights on horses and Ron has a Honda on his back oh an my cousin Joey .. has a sword down his leg.. awesome amazing ones but they are cool looking Natalie.. I have a heart on my left inner cleavage ..so sweet in Summer .. if they are classy I like them.. if not done welll they can be a nightmare luv..

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 7:53:00 AM
    David-Your response had me LMFAO! And I knew you boys would like the lower back tats :) Shannon-Your tats sound really cool-thanks much for your comment. Tracie-LOL! I agree that is sleazy but fun :) and it looks like Vince answered yours already :) Vince-50 piercings-WOWZA! Good advice to your daughter-LOL-glad it worked :)! OK...whos got another?

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 7:10:00 AM
    Depends on who's back and how lower. Most piercings turn me off. A small diamond through the nose maybe okay. My daughter was fascinated by a woman who had approximately 50 piercings on her face and ears. She was about 10 and said "Ain't that neat Dad?". I told her it was okay but when that lady stands in the wind her head whistles. She neve asked for piercings other than her ears when she grew up. BODY CHOCOLATE!!! SEXY!! Anything with chocolate is in danger near me. Guaranteed the chocolate would disappear. Waist line below the hips?

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 6:37:00 AM
    flirting back at the 19-year-old who hopes you're a cougar? Sleezy but fun ;) lol.... body chocolate?

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 5:44:00 AM
    Hiya Natalie, stopped by this morning your blog caught my eye...I had to go back and read a couple comments to see how much I missed looks like David summed it up in a bunch...I actually have 2 butterflies on my left shoulder on my back...if I hadn't had the back surgery I would have gotten one there on my lower back...as long as it's not a skull and cross bows and looks good...totally sexy...

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 4:34:00 AM
    OH and lower back tattoos, you bet..David

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 2:11:00 AM
    Natalie am i the only male to have read this blog? is this just female related? or are they scared to join in, ha ha, ok here goes,stilletto boots are very sexy if the legs are good, tongue jewelry can be sexy if it is not flaunted all of the time, a peak of thong NO NO NO!!!!!, stilletto shoes incredibly sexy good legs or not, butt lipstick? am not even going there, satin sexy, lipstick only if it's discreet colour, from the male point of view it is far sexier seeing not quite everything than having it shoved in your face, i can hear some other males shouting at me " shove it in my face any day" but not me..David

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  1. Date: 11/18/2011 1:19:00 AM
    satain... sleazy...lol..kidding...

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:48:00 PM
    I'll see your answers in the am...time to sleep on my sexy satin :)

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:46:00 PM
    Love it PD :) Ok, I think the traditional variety of lipstick is sexy. Next one...flirting back at the 19-year-old who hopes you're a cougar? Sexy or sleazy?

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:42:00 PM
    lol... nat..now you are talking about branding cows... is that the butt lipstick you are talking about, down here in Texas...

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:16:00 PM
    PD...OK, it's pretty late so I'm kinda loopy now...did you really mean "butt lipstick"? You Texans are into some really interesting stuff :)

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:13:00 PM
    i like Iolandas.. comment on the boot~tramp stamp..lol.. you have to love that answer...p.d.

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:13:00 PM
    Lipstick.... sleazy or sexy... but ((very very Sneaky..lol)) come on... lipstick... sleazy or sexy??

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:12:00 PM
    Lipstick.... sleazy or sexy... but ((very very Sneaky..lol)) come one... lipstick... sleazy or sexy??

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  1. Date: 11/17/2011 11:12:00 PM
    You got it...quervo? Hot Damn? :) No, really, please go ahead hon!

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Mega Lotto-What would you do with $290 million?
Date Posted: 3/22/2012 10:43:00 AM
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Date Posted: 1/6/2012 8:43:00 PM
Poetry Soup Year-End Award Results :)
Date Posted: 12/26/2011 9:45:00 PM
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Date Posted: 12/16/2011 8:03:00 PM
Last Call-Poetry Soup Year-End Awards...only a few days left to vote!
Date Posted: 12/9/2011 9:43:00 AM
Poetry Soup 'Just For Fun' Year-End Awards…Most Likely To…Please VOTE!!!
Date Posted: 11/22/2011 4:14:00 PM
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Date Posted: 11/21/2011 11:57:00 PM
If you could pick...how would you want to die? "Die a fun death" Contest
Date Posted: 11/18/2011 3:26:00 PM
Sleazy or Sexy? Game
Date Posted: 11/17/2011 10:45:00 PM
I was a contestant on a gameshow yesterday...wanna see?
Date Posted: 11/3/2011 2:15:00 PM
Edited...Which is True…Is it #1 or #2? Updated w/ answer :)
Date Posted: 11/2/2011 5:05:00 PM
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Date Posted: 10/31/2011 10:46:00 PM
Ungrateful Panhandlers
Date Posted: 10/30/2011 7:43:00 PM
Happy Hour-What R U Havin' Today?
Date Posted: 10/14/2011 4:45:00 PM
I survived...Thanks for all of the advice :)
Date Posted: 10/2/2011 6:11:00 PM
Help...Advice on camping please :)
Date Posted: 9/29/2011 10:59:00 PM
‘Criminal or Genius’ contest results posted
Date Posted: 9/28/2011 4:31:00 PM
Genius…or criminal…what do you think?
Date Posted: 9/3/2011 6:31:00 PM
Burlesque Twist Winners Posted-Congrats :)
Date Posted: 8/17/2011 9:13:00 PM
Burlesque Twist-New Contest & wish me luck at the race track :)
Date Posted: 8/10/2011 5:27:00 AM
Cellphones in the sauna...What annoys YOU? Results Posted :)
Date Posted: 8/2/2011 8:37:00 PM
‘Talkin’ Technology’ winners announced and hear about my method of judging/new contest!
Date Posted: 7/24/2011 7:07:00 PM
Talkin' Tech. New Contest-I hope you'll consider entering :)
Date Posted: 7/11/2011 8:41:00 PM

My Poems

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9/16/2012Ode to Vie My Love Hate PoemRhymesatire,beautiful,beautifu
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6/30/2012The Devil Moved in Next DoorVillanelleslam,
6/10/2012Pal in a TumblerDiminished Hexaversenostalgia,
6/10/2012Early RetirementNarrativesatire,teacher,night,nigh
6/3/2012Streaking at the MallLimerickurban,
3/11/2012If I were a Guy, I'dRhymesatire,
2/19/2012skaterboy's delightHaikuromance,teen,
2/18/2012moles last supperHaikunature,
2/11/2012I've Got a Big Butt and I Cannot LieMonorhymeslam,
2/9/2012Love in Ten Year IncrementsFootlelove,
1/21/2012Anvil DreamsQuintellaloss,sad,
1/17/2012My favorite thing about Poetry SoupFree versepeople,
1/17/2012Breakup TextLimerickgirlfriend-boyfriend,slam
1/17/2012Strong WomenFree versepassion,woman,
1/14/2012Time to Pay the TollVillanelleloss,passion,
1/13/2012Lee Ramage-Our random pleaMonorhymedevotion,
1/3/2012Love -n- the LotteryLimerickpassion,satire,i love you
12/27/2011Mile High ConsequencesLimerickfantasy,romance,
12/23/2011I Just Can't WinRhymeromance,wife,
12/23/2011Rusty RemnantsKimolost love,
12/21/2011 To-Susan, From-NatalieFree versededication,
12/18/2011 My New Year's Wish For YouAcrosticdedication,inspirational,
12/17/2011Morning GriefKimodepression,
12/15/2011HEADS UP-Quirky Cook OffFree verseadventure,cowboy,
123

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