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Blog Posted:10/14/2011 4:45:00 PM
I just launched a new contest..."Confessions to a bartender"

I hope you will consider entering :)

Also, I thought since it is TGIF today I'll play bartender...What'll it be for you this afternoon?

Don't forget....if you buy your bartender a drink you'll get great service and strong drinks...so I'll start with an amaretto sour please...


So, Soupers...what'll it be for you this afternoon?
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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 9:02:00 PM
    I'll be 'slummin' it tonight...going out for beer, wings and trivia :) Hope everyone has a great Sat. eve :)

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 9:01:00 PM
    Chris-Ok, I may have to use some of my connections :) Nikko, you are a 'good girl'? No way, wouldn't have guessed that! LOL! Paradise mango rum sounds 'delish' :)

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 5:09:00 PM
    haha at Chris below-- I have never actually tried Absinthe-- ok does one really get hallucinations with it? As for me, nope, don't drink either But I have been getting my dose of liquor today, all because of chocolate-- so far, I have had coconut rum and kahlua (am holding back on amaretto right now though) and hmmm I am soo intrigued with this Paradise mango rum liqueur we have here so I am gonna hunt for it one of these days...oh btw coffee jelly with Baileys is really good though ;)...

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 3:45:00 PM
    Natalie, you don't even have to mix a drink for me. Could I please have a slightly chilled bottle of 900 year-old Absinthe(don't care wot kind as long as it is finely aged). Hold the glass....just the bottle, thank you kindly.

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 1:30:00 AM
    Heading for an OctoberFest right this moment in Solvang, CA. Ein Heineken bitte!!! PROST !!!

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 8:25:00 PM
    hmmm, I don't drink. So I wouldn't know what to ask for! Are daquiris as good as they taste in Baskin Robins ice cream flavor?

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 7:30:00 PM
    Nancy-I'll even hook you up w/ Patron-and James you're making it easy on me-coming right up.....:)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 7:10:00 PM
    Brandy for this Highlander Natalie :)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 6:43:00 PM
    Margarita on the rocks, salt rim, lime wedge, yum! Cheers~N

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 6:06:00 PM
    I think I will switch over the champagne myself...Will anyone spring for Cristal? I'm a great bartender don't forget :)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 6:03:00 PM
    Linda Marie-Congrats. on your new house-hope it's not a fixer like mine-endless work I have to do :(-A Tia Maria coming right up-I'm going to have to refer to my bartender book for that one-and Scotch for the hubby-Nette-You don't drink? Ok, a drop of Baileys it is :) Lee-Chinese food sounds good-Canadian/Coke it is :)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 5:53:00 PM
    That's easy, heading for Chinese food now, and will have a Canadian Club Rye and coke. Yummy.

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 5:49:00 PM
    but..but.. i don't drink, nats ..okay a drop of bailety's or tequila will do, uhh oh! :) hugggs!

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 5:39:00 PM
    My husband and I are dining out this evening to celebrate our new home so wrangle me up a Tia Maria ..straight up ..no ice.. and Ron will have a Scotch please... now have y9urself something special Natalie our sweet bartender so cool..luv..

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Date Posted: 9/3/2011 6:31:00 PM
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Date Posted: 7/24/2011 7:07:00 PM
Talkin' Tech. New Contest-I hope you'll consider entering :)
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