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About Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
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Hello and thank you for stopping by to check out my bio. I recently moved to Southern CA from beautiful Victor, CO-Population 450 Elevation 9696 and I'm lovin' CA. The weather is lovely and the people are divine for the most part.

My husband and I won a car on Let's Make a Deal.  If you'd like to see our clip...here it is...

I have been married to my wonderful husband, KJ, for 13 years now.  We have a great Siamese cat, Tiki (named after Tiki Barber-Retired Giants RB).  And, yes, I love football-Go Broncos!!!

I decided to type out my “official” bucket list.  Some of the items on the list are…

*Go skydiving
*Jog a mile without stopping
*Watch a live fight (boxing) in Vegas
*Perform a standup comedy act
*Go to Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
*Volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving
*Memorize the symbols of all elements on the periodic *Pay for a random person's groceries
*Learn to belly dance
*Play one $500 hand of blackjack
*Come up with my own personal theme song
*Jump into a pool in an evening gown and stilettos

I joined poetry soup because I love poetry and I also had a goal (on my list) to win at least 3rd place in a poetry contest.  Thanks to Paula Swanson, I was able to cross that one off with a 1st Place win in her Yard Sale Contest.  I decided that since the poetrysoup gang is so warmhearted, I wanted to hang out here for good :)



Happy Hour-What R U Havin' Today?


Blog Posted:10/14/2011 4:45:00 PM
I just launched a new contest..."Confessions to a bartender"

I hope you will consider entering :)

Also, I thought since it is TGIF today I'll play bartender...What'll it be for you this afternoon?

Don't forget....if you buy your bartender a drink you'll get great service and strong drinks...so I'll start with an amaretto sour please...


So, Soupers...what'll it be for you this afternoon?
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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 9:02:00 PM
    I'll be 'slummin' it tonight...going out for beer, wings and trivia :) Hope everyone has a great Sat. eve :)

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 9:01:00 PM
    Chris-Ok, I may have to use some of my connections :) Nikko, you are a 'good girl'? No way, wouldn't have guessed that! LOL! Paradise mango rum sounds 'delish' :)

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 5:09:00 PM
    haha at Chris below-- I have never actually tried Absinthe-- ok does one really get hallucinations with it? As for me, nope, don't drink either But I have been getting my dose of liquor today, all because of chocolate-- so far, I have had coconut rum and kahlua (am holding back on amaretto right now though) and hmmm I am soo intrigued with this Paradise mango rum liqueur we have here so I am gonna hunt for it one of these days...oh btw coffee jelly with Baileys is really good though ;)...

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 3:45:00 PM
    Natalie, you don't even have to mix a drink for me. Could I please have a slightly chilled bottle of 900 year-old Absinthe(don't care wot kind as long as it is finely aged). Hold the glass....just the bottle, thank you kindly.

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  1. Date: 10/15/2011 1:30:00 AM
    Heading for an OctoberFest right this moment in Solvang, CA. Ein Heineken bitte!!! PROST !!!

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 8:25:00 PM
    hmmm, I don't drink. So I wouldn't know what to ask for! Are daquiris as good as they taste in Baskin Robins ice cream flavor?

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 7:30:00 PM
    Nancy-I'll even hook you up w/ Patron-and James you're making it easy on me-coming right up.....:)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 7:10:00 PM
    Brandy for this Highlander Natalie :)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 6:43:00 PM
    Margarita on the rocks, salt rim, lime wedge, yum! Cheers~N

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 6:06:00 PM
    I think I will switch over the champagne myself...Will anyone spring for Cristal? I'm a great bartender don't forget :)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 6:03:00 PM
    Linda Marie-Congrats. on your new house-hope it's not a fixer like mine-endless work I have to do :(-A Tia Maria coming right up-I'm going to have to refer to my bartender book for that one-and Scotch for the hubby-Nette-You don't drink? Ok, a drop of Baileys it is :) Lee-Chinese food sounds good-Canadian/Coke it is :)

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 5:53:00 PM
    That's easy, heading for Chinese food now, and will have a Canadian Club Rye and coke. Yummy.

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 5:49:00 PM
    but..but.. i don't drink, nats ..okay a drop of bailety's or tequila will do, uhh oh! :) hugggs!

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  1. Date: 10/14/2011 5:39:00 PM
    My husband and I are dining out this evening to celebrate our new home so wrangle me up a Tia Maria ..straight up ..no ice.. and Ron will have a Scotch please... now have y9urself something special Natalie our sweet bartender so cool..luv..

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Mega Lotto-What would you do with $290 million?
Date Posted: 3/22/2012 10:43:00 AM
I just picked up my new car!!!
Date Posted: 1/6/2012 8:43:00 PM
Poetry Soup Year-End Award Results :)
Date Posted: 12/26/2011 9:45:00 PM
Anyone want to read my winning short story?
Date Posted: 12/16/2011 8:03:00 PM
Last Call-Poetry Soup Year-End Awards...only a few days left to vote!
Date Posted: 12/9/2011 9:43:00 AM
Poetry Soup 'Just For Fun' Year-End Awards…Most Likely To…Please VOTE!!!
Date Posted: 11/22/2011 4:14:00 PM
Help from parents/teachers/aunts/etc. of 6-8 year olds
Date Posted: 11/21/2011 11:57:00 PM
If you could pick...how would you want to die? "Die a fun death" Contest
Date Posted: 11/18/2011 3:26:00 PM
Sleazy or Sexy? Game
Date Posted: 11/17/2011 10:45:00 PM
I was a contestant on a gameshow yesterday...wanna see?
Date Posted: 11/3/2011 2:15:00 PM
Edited...Which is True…Is it #1 or #2? Updated w/ answer :)
Date Posted: 11/2/2011 5:05:00 PM
How old is too old to trick or treat?
Date Posted: 10/31/2011 10:46:00 PM
Ungrateful Panhandlers
Date Posted: 10/30/2011 7:43:00 PM
Happy Hour-What R U Havin' Today?
Date Posted: 10/14/2011 4:45:00 PM
I survived...Thanks for all of the advice :)
Date Posted: 10/2/2011 6:11:00 PM
Help...Advice on camping please :)
Date Posted: 9/29/2011 10:59:00 PM
‘Criminal or Genius’ contest results posted
Date Posted: 9/28/2011 4:31:00 PM
Genius…or criminal…what do you think?
Date Posted: 9/3/2011 6:31:00 PM
Burlesque Twist Winners Posted-Congrats :)
Date Posted: 8/17/2011 9:13:00 PM
Burlesque Twist-New Contest & wish me luck at the race track :)
Date Posted: 8/10/2011 5:27:00 AM
Cellphones in the sauna...What annoys YOU? Results Posted :)
Date Posted: 8/2/2011 8:37:00 PM
‘Talkin’ Technology’ winners announced and hear about my method of judging/new contest!
Date Posted: 7/24/2011 7:07:00 PM
Talkin' Tech. New Contest-I hope you'll consider entering :)
Date Posted: 7/11/2011 8:41:00 PM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
9/16/2012Ode to Vie My Love Hate PoemRhymesatire,beautiful,beautifu
9/14/2012My Slutty Aunt's WeddingRhymesatire,wedding,wedding,
6/30/2012The Devil Moved in Next DoorVillanelleslam,
6/10/2012Pal in a TumblerDiminished Hexaversenostalgia,
6/10/2012Early RetirementNarrativesatire,teacher,night,nigh
6/3/2012Streaking at the MallLimerickurban,
3/11/2012If I were a Guy, I'dRhymesatire,
2/19/2012skaterboy's delightHaikuromance,teen,
2/18/2012moles last supperHaikunature,
2/11/2012I've Got a Big Butt and I Cannot LieMonorhymeslam,
2/9/2012Love in Ten Year IncrementsFootlelove,
1/21/2012Anvil DreamsQuintellaloss,sad,
1/17/2012My favorite thing about Poetry SoupFree versepeople,
1/17/2012Breakup TextLimerickgirlfriend-boyfriend,slam
1/17/2012Strong WomenFree versepassion,woman,
1/14/2012Time to Pay the TollVillanelleloss,passion,
1/13/2012Lee Ramage-Our random pleaMonorhymedevotion,
1/3/2012Love -n- the LotteryLimerickpassion,satire,i love you
12/27/2011Mile High ConsequencesLimerickfantasy,romance,
12/23/2011I Just Can't WinRhymeromance,wife,
12/23/2011Rusty RemnantsKimolost love,
12/21/2011 To-Susan, From-NatalieFree versededication,
12/18/2011 My New Year's Wish For YouAcrosticdedication,inspirational,
12/17/2011Morning GriefKimodepression,
12/15/2011HEADS UP-Quirky Cook OffFree verseadventure,cowboy,
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My Photos


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Fav Poems

Poem TitleFormCategories
His Old Pick-Up TruckRhymedog,funny,me,old,
Ode To The Toilet PlungerLight Poetryfunny
TOP TEN PEEVESRhymelife,socialme,me,
Why Pa Ain't Pet Sittin' No MoreLimerickfunny
In My OpinionRhymefunnywife,me,
The Greatest Poet EverRhymefunnywrite,me,write,
When Madness Rides on Moonlight Sestinagod,life,
Wisdom of the CougarRhymelife,philosophymen,men,
Home BrewLimerickfriendship
Boozer Not a LoserLimerickfunnywine,
DinoLimerickfunny
Cat-ThinkRhymeanimals,funnycat,me,
Retired Romance : RepostLight Poetryloveold,old,
This grinds my gearsRhymefunnyme,car,me,money,
Murphy's Lesser Known LawsRhymefunny,
One Night StandFree verseslam,care,care,me,
The Bird is the WordLight Poetryfunny,holiday,thanksgivin
Permanent Check-MateRhymeallegory,introspection,li
The Optimistic Pessimists ResolutionsLight Poetryfunny,holiday,me,me,time,

Fav Poets

PoetCountry 
Carolyn Devonshire United States Flag United States Read
Carrie Richards United States Flag United States Read
Debbie Guzzi United States Flag United States Read
binibining p.iNk Philippines Flag Philippines Read
Robert A. Dufresne United States Flag United States Read
Linda-Marie SweetHeart Italy Flag Italy Read
SillyBilly theKidster United States Flag United States Read
Andrea Dietrich United States Flag United States Read
Robert L. Hinshaw United States Flag United States Read
Paula Swanson United States Flag United States Read
RALPH TAYLOR United States Flag United States Read
Chris D. Aechtner Canada Flag Canada Read
Chris Matt United States Flag United States Read
nette onclaud Philippines Flag Philippines Read
Tony Lane United States Flag United States Read
jack horne United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
ChiquitaChiamaka Baity United States Flag United States Read
Lee Ramage Canada Flag Canada Read
Kate Moore United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read