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Ridiculous Self Exaggeration Example
Blog Posted:2/4/2012 9:36:00 AM
This is also posted on my contest page. Just a heads up of what I was thinking when I posted the contest:
I am the world’s best lint picker -
Fast on the fuzz as a gunslinger!
Even Clint Eastwood can’t beat me -
I’m the quickest at picking off lint enemies!
Using my fingers, tape, a roller, or brush;
There’s not a fuzzball that I won’t touch!
That’s why my clothes are smooth and lint free -
I’m the best lint picker the world’s ever seen!
Of course I am open to interpretation too. Hope this helps! Happy writing!