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The Birds and the Bees

Blog Posted:4/13/2011 9:28:00 AM
I think it is time we have some serious discussion about the birds and the bees. Now my Daddy never told me nothing about the birds and the bees, but what he did, when I was 14 years old, was to send me to watch THE RIVER OF NO RETURN, which was a movie with Marilyn Monroe in it.

That was Daddy's idea of telling me the facts of life. I learned pretty good and in no time at all 2 neghborhood girls  16 years old, found out, and they throwed a blanket over a clothes line, makeing a tent, and they started practicing their kissing routines on me all afternoon. That was the part about the bees, I think, cause even at 16, both of them birdies had the same beehives on their bods as Marilyn Monroe had, and they was buzzin all of the time.

Well, all these years later, we gots a problemo. Seems the bees are mysterously dying off, and scientists are bewildered and confused about why they are dying in mass numbers. Why is this important? Because if all of the bees die, it affects our food chain. We will all starve to death. The birds don't like to eat pollen, which the bees spread from flower to flower, but they do eat seeds, and if we have no bees, we have no flowers which have no flower seeds and so the birds have to resort to eating people.

So the next time you sit on a bee and it stings your butt, just remember, when a bee stings it loses its stinger and then dies, so one less bee to feed the world.

So bee nice to your bees, please, cause they are dying too fast, and remember, my Daddy was right, nobody went to see THE RIVER OF NO RETURN to see Robert Mitchem, they went to see the Queen Bee, Marilyn Monroe. by veebdosa
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  1. Date: 4/17/2011 10:00:00 AM
    This is hilarious!! Not the bee dilemma though.:( So your 'Daddy' was on track for you to watch that movie? With the tents hanging down from clothes lines...I take it you weren't the only one watching it? Never saw that movie, but it sounds intriguing. Love your humour and depth! Best to you, Mikki

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  1. Date: 4/14/2011 4:39:00 PM
    We done had plenty of queen bees back then, Brigitte, Jayne, Marilyn, Liz, Maureen, Sophia, Gina and we could sit a way back in the balcony and wrestle with our honey. Just thinking about it gives me hives. Gotta love it. Vince

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  1. Date: 4/14/2011 12:13:00 PM
    River of no return sas it as a kid, yes what did you learn? cute little piece.

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  1. Date: 4/13/2011 9:46:00 PM
    Clever little blog you did! I enjoyed your rationale for bees dying off!

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  1. Date: 4/13/2011 2:37:00 PM
    LOL what arange in that discussion, so colorful! no bees yet here but a tree frog has reappeared!!! HURAH!

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