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JOKE OF THE DAY
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Blog Posted:2/6/2013 9:11:00 AM
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A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades She says, "Excuse me, sir, Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says Thinking he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, But the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
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My Poems
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| Date Posted | Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| 5/19/2013 | Lucent Thoughts | Rhyme | beauty,fantasy,kiss, |
| 5/18/2013 | MY SWEET NAPOLEON | Limerick | beauty,devotion, |
| 5/17/2013 | Bird Of Paradise | Free verse (vers libre) | emotions, |
| 5/16/2013 | THE SUIT | Rhyme | bullying, |
| 5/14/2013 | Crickets And Fireflies | Free verse (vers libre) | child,grandmother, |
| 5/14/2013 | Poetry Puzzlers | Couplet | giggle, |
| 5/14/2013 | Run Along Cassidy | Rhyme | spoken word, |
| 5/13/2013 | FANTASY ISLAND | Free verse (vers libre) | fantasy, |
| 5/13/2013 | The Old Typewriter | Couplet | humorous, |
| 5/13/2013 | Talk, Then Taste Your Tongue | Haiku | judgement, |
| 5/13/2013 | The Temptress | Couplet | lust,passion, |
| 5/12/2013 | Motheres Are Like Flowers | Free verse (vers libre) | mom, |
| 5/12/2013 | Lost In Silence, Like The Moon | Quatrain | lost love, |
| 5/12/2013 | Help Me To Let Go | Rhyme | mom,mother daughter, |
| 5/12/2013 | Motherhood | Rhyme | mom, |
| 5/12/2013 | A Crystal Call To Beauty | Free verse (vers libre) | inspirational, |
| 5/11/2013 | DEAR GOD | Free verse (vers libre) | humor, |
| 5/10/2013 | MELANCHOLY MEMORY | Verse | mystery, |
| 5/10/2013 | Bottle Green | Tanka | august,dream, |
| 5/10/2013 | ANGEL | Free verse (vers libre) | angel,birth, |
| 5/8/2013 | LUCK | Acrostic | faith, |
| 5/8/2013 | THE WOUNDED WARRIOR | Limerick | absence, |
| 5/7/2013 | THE MAN I USED TO KNOW | Rhyme | emotions,loneliness, |
| 5/7/2013 | The Sistine Chapel | Free verse (vers libre) | inspirational, |
| 5/7/2013 | The Language Of Paisleys | Rhyme | emotions, |
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Fav Poems
| Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| Bright Mistress | Free verse (vers libre) | angst,love, |
| Standing Home | Rhyme | health,recovery from..., |
| Wind | Romanticism | devotion,hair, |
| Committment | Verse | love,longing,longing,love |
| It Was the Third of June | Free verse (vers libre) | lost love,dog,dog, |
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