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BIO SKETCHES:

Location: north node of pisces in past lives

Characteristics: moon-angel, summer gypsy

Philosophy: in life and love, don’t settle for less than 100%

Greatest sin: can do nothing for a day and stay in the “ now”

Education: a student of life on earth and outbound

Style: blend of classic and eclectic

Strengths and weaknesses: shadows chasing light; light chasing shadows

Luxuries:  inner spirit dancer, theater actress, educator, painter, poet, interior designer

Addictions: diet coke, rare collections, travels around the world

Unforgettable scene: pathways of Prague in Czechoslovakia around dusk

Claim to fame: the world's worst typist


YOUR WORST TYPO BLOOPERS


Blog Posted:11/27/2013 3:55:00 PM


if you have read my bio  it says that my  greatest claim to fame is , " the world's worst typist..".. i am still that and  more clumsy than ever... looking at my comments here for poems, i realized the  many typo bloopers i had done... and still doing..  ouchie!

consider some of my wackies...

1.  beautiful!.. good LICK ( luck) to you--- duh?
2. you BAKE ( make) this piece  as if lyricism were your middle name---  now, i;m cooking!
3. SOME  ( come) COIN ( join) my contest!--- you got dimes?
4.such ACUTE ( a  cute) work i'm PEELING (reeling) here--- where's the knife?
5. truly a  BARK ( mark) of classic RORK ( work)-- hi doggie, doggie!
6. i SPOON ( swoon)  over this greeat STIFF ( stuff)--- the poem is eating hard food?
7.JIGGLES! (  giggles)... this really so BUNNY ( funny)-- happy easter!
8. and a lot  more i'm ashamed to divulge!

thank God, there's an editing feature on  soup!


am i alone or do you, in few  instances, make these blunders?

any  shares; i need some validation  today, lol!.. huggs!

  
 
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  1. Date: 12/6/2013 7:50:00 AM
    Nette I would have to say that my worst blooper would be when I typed the word "tiddles" instead of titles in a comment to Jack Ellison...you know he caught it right lol! So I left it there!

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  1. Date: 12/3/2013 4:04:00 PM
    Thank goodness I edit my poems after I post them. I have found some of my own frightening typo bloopers :)

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  1. Date: 11/29/2013 12:14:00 PM
    My former GF and I were in a bar years back and I asked the musicians to dedicate a special song to her. I scribbled a note on a table napkin. The main singer announced my request, " (T)REASONS by Earth, Wind and Fire from J. to his special someone." I wanted to end my life!

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  1. Date: 11/29/2013 11:34:00 AM
    Those " ie" and "ei" words get me into trouble! If this a public statement, bear with me, Nette.

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  1. Date: 11/29/2013 2:01:00 AM
    This is a blunder which I consider to be more than a typo horror. At dinner, I was so irritated with my then 10 year- old brother that I blurted, " Don't EAT while your mouth is full!". Ashamed, haha. Advent is here; have yourself a meaningful Christmas!

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  1. Date: 11/28/2013 12:32:00 PM
    My worst ever typo was when I thanked a very nice lady for asking me to join her popular circle of friends on a social page. I typed on her wall: "I am honored to have you as a fiend." Luckily she has a sense of humor and still signs her letters to me: "Your fiend, ....... " Wishing you a splendid holiday season. Love, Su

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 11/29/2013 11:10:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hello, Suzette!! Where have you been? It's nice to see you around. My best wishes.
    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 11/29/2013 8:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ohhh suzette, nice to see you here!... your fiend is a wonderful friend... enjoyed yor share!.:)
  1. Date: 11/28/2013 11:22:00 AM
    My language teacher in late grade school was a roughie. She asked us to spell, write, recite " Mississippi"," Tennessee", and other hard words over and over.Come finals, I had a phobia that made me mix all the letters up. I don't think I ever used these personal nouns or words without a dictionary. I'm a rat when it comes to words with double-letters.Worst typo error is " accommodate." Okay, fire me, lol.

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 11/29/2013 8:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you know, i can relate, amelie... don;t ever let me spell the last name of arnold swachzenegger, lolol..
  1. Date: 11/28/2013 9:45:00 AM
    This may not fit into the category of actual "typos"......however, when I was in college, and my boyfriend was away at a different school, (we eventually married, by the way)......I wrote two letters, .....one very passionate to him, and another "ordinary" letter to my parents. I put them in the mail at the same time. Of course you can guess what happened. I accidently put the letters in the wrong envelopes......and my parents received the "hot" letter and my boyfriend, fiance' received my parents letter! He freaked out and called me.....Thankfully my parents just laughed, and said they were happy we were getting married soon !!!!!! Ooops!!!! never did I make that mistake again!!!

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 11/29/2013 11:08:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh! That's Embarrassing with capital E! So funny, Carrie. Belated happy thanksgiving!
    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 11/29/2013 8:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    carrie, i'm all flushed!... good thing your parents are game.. this is a riot, whew.. :)
  1. Date: 11/28/2013 4:16:00 AM
    Lordie, I won't forget that time when I had to send an important memo to our client, Unilever. We were bidding for financial consultancy services, and my thoughts were very keen then. I cc'd my assistant for final noting. He emailed me back and asked , " Sir, this phrase confuses me; for your REFUSAL." I wold be a dead duck if I hadn't made the change, " for your PERUSAL." Saved by the bell. This is fun, Nette!

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 11/29/2013 8:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    are you still employed, leon?.. whatta mess, yipers!
  1. Date: 11/27/2013 10:58:00 PM
    Hilarious!! Your typos are terrible! I did one two days ago (a big one) I went to Shanity's blog to congratulate her contest's winners and I typed: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WHINERS ... Fortunately I realized my mistake at the moment and deleted it. : D Have a happy thanksgiving day. I dont know if it's a holiday in Philippine but any day is appropriate to "give" thanks. My best wishes.

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 11/29/2013 10:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ; )
    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 11/29/2013 8:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    better to be a WHINER than a WINER?.. rubem, you are a gas!..:)
  1. Date: 11/27/2013 9:47:00 PM
    to blunder or not to blunder> that is the question

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 11/29/2013 8:26:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    blunder, i do..waaahh!... thanks, jan!

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7/20/2016 FULL MOON RITUAL Chokacelebration,moon,
7/20/2016 ARTIST'S BRUSH Tetractysart,
7/19/2016 TO A STARFISH Quatrainanimal,beautiful,creation
7/18/2016 DEEP INFATUATON Quatrainlove,youth,
7/17/2016 TRASH OF REGRETS Dramatic Verselife,pollution,
7/16/2016 NOT THREE KEYS Free versefor him,
7/15/2016 ROBINS IN SPRINGTIME Blank verseappreciation,bird,song,
7/12/2016 THIEF OF HOURS Tetractysdeath,lost love,time,
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6/28/2016 LAMB CHOPS Epulaeryucheer up,food,
6/27/2016 KEEPER OF THE WOODS Free verseanimal,courage,light,
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6/14/2016 KIDS' NAUGHTY GAME Monorhymechildren,games,
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6/13/2016 RISING ABOVE HURT Free versebetrayal,care,self,
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6/10/2016 THIS BITTER WAVE Pantoumintrospection,sad,water,
6/9/2016 CHAOTIC COUSIN BESS Light Poetryconfusion,cousin,
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6/6/2016 CANDLES OF YOUR FINGERS Light Poetrydeath,memory,missing you,
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