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BIO SKETCHES:

Location: north node of pisces in past lives

Characteristics: moon-angel, summer gypsy

Philosophy: in life and love, don’t settle for less than 100%

Greatest sin: can do nothing for a day and stay in the “ now”

Education: a student of life on earth and outbound

Style: blend of classic and eclectic

Strengths and weaknesses: shadows chasing light; light chasing shadows

Luxuries:  inner spirit dancer, theater actress, educator, painter, poet, interior designer

Addictions: diet coke, rare collections, travels around the world

Unforgettable scene: pathways of Prague in Czechoslovakia around dusk

Claim to fame: the world's worst typist


LIFESTYLE SERIES 2: MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BRAINS


Blog Posted:9/24/2012 1:06:00 PM

i had a fellowship night with my counselor-friends and we somehow dealt with how  men and  women react differently to  emotional interchanges…

we  agreed that men’s brains have specific compartments where logic, analysis and reasoning are well placed.. as for the women, it is a open-floor area where everything seems to be relational, somewhat emotional and free-flowing…

with this in mind, we asked each other what guys don’t want to hear from the gals and vice-versa... the no.1 query which placed the males on the spot was: “ we need to talk, can we do it now?” (especially if  their men missed out on something important like a date or forgot to explain why they were late one night)… another male colleague said he squirmed when his girlfriend of 3 years  buzzed, “ where is this relationship heading?”.. (oops!)… this next  one really got us: a married man hated being questioned,” do you really know the direction to Tom’s party place? ( ouch, men told us they want to be in control)...

on the other side, the women squeaked when dates asked them on their first night-outs this Q: “ how old are you?”...oh well!... one female manager was curious about why men say,” my mother cooks her pasta this way…” and a middle-aged wifey  went  ballistic when his husband wondered,   “ really, it’s our anniversary tomorrow?”… include this remark by an engaged man to his future bride:" you spent $400 for that bag?"... yayy!

of course we love our guys ( brothers, hubbies, others) and our women.. anything that ticks you when those mouths slip?...

warning: okay, this is just for fun; share!



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  1. Date: 9/26/2012 10:23:00 AM
    My Hubby has such a fix it brain... But I have to remind him it's time to fix it... go figure... I have 3 vacuum sweepers from the year 1960 still working because it's better fixed than new, he keeps telling me. And He's fixed the used washer we bought 35 years ago 4 times... I finally put my foot down this time and got a new one... My brother has a truck that has had 3 engines replaced( at least 600,000 miles) and he's still fixing it, too.

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/27/2012 2:18:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol,carol... when guys are so focuced on a particular kind of work... they're fixers, we are mixers!..:) huggs!
  1. Date: 9/25/2012 4:04:00 PM
    hello all, just a glimpse of how men and women really react to certain stimuli... will comment soon; am trying to switch both brains of the sexes as my contest is being finalized... :) huggs!

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  1. Date: 9/24/2012 9:53:00 PM
    Is this the left brain or right brain side shown? I'd liketo see where is the poetry and art and music? Maybe they are similar, so more boring. Great blog.

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/27/2012 2:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    maybe if guys are in touch with their feminine side,they do greeat poetry, joann.. enjoyed!..:)huggs
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 9:14:00 PM
    I guess I'm an odd male because we both work full time jobs but since I onky work four days a week I do the dishes, cooking, laundry, cooking and yard work. She's a school teacher and i can't see her coming home to do those things.

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/25/2012 4:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    now this makes you androgynous, michael.. hurrah!..:)
    Puddifoot Avatar Charlotte Puddifoot Date: 9/25/2012 2:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you sound like every woman's dream! :-)
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 9:09:00 PM
    My wife hates the fact I won't go into Home Depot with her. She spends hours in there going through each piece of wood till she gets the perfect pieces. With a wife, three daughters and one granddaughter I avoid malls like the plague. How come us guys know what we want go in get that item and come right out?As far as love making, I tell her I'm married to a sexy woman of course I'm going to want it all the time. I thank God every day I am not a women.

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    PAPYRUS Avatar KEITH PAPYRUS Date: 9/24/2012 10:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol...I have the same issues; all women!
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 8:48:00 PM
    Nette, great blog!!! Where is the multitasking organ that goes in the frontal lobe of women?..You know the one that allows women to think about SHOES AND SEX Simultaneously??? I hope this doesn't mean your next blog will be about male and female genitalia...wow, u will become the most popular blogger on the site then!!!! :) Enjoyed!

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/27/2012 2:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hahaha, gwenie.. more surprises coming up.. we think shoes, they think tools!..) huggs
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 8:10:00 PM
    WAAAAAAAA hahhahhahhahha! I can't stop laughing! This is so good...and TRUE!

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/25/2012 3:55:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ruben, so what don;t you want to hear from us gals?..lol!
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 4:36:00 PM
    Like your humor..Men are from Mars and women are from Venus..Sara

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/25/2012 3:57:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    sara, both sexes have minds of their own, lol!..:) yes, men and womwn live in different planets..:) huggs!
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 3:14:00 PM
    lol, had a good chuckle at this, Nette

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  1. Date: 9/24/2012 2:32:00 PM
    Lol....it doesn't look promising for us men. Funny and biased, or, are we that bad?

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/27/2012 2:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    no, marlon.. we are just wired differently..:) huggs!
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 1:37:00 PM
    Lmao:-) Just studied the "listening particle",ironing" and "domestic skills" at the male brain..!!hahaha..oh well,there`s ground breaking news about "toilet aiming cell" though.Some countries,including Thailand and Japan has made rules/regulations that male visitors have to sit while they`re peeing,LOL:-) But the "impulse shopping" area displayed on the Ladies`brain,should be MUCH larger!:-)

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/27/2012 2:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yayy, arild... now, do your male thing, lol.. steal the money from her..jkidding!..:) huggs!
    Ertsland Avatar Arild Andresen Ertsland Date: 9/25/2012 3:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    help..!help!! Anne just went into shopping mode at Metro Shoppingcenter here in Alanya!@£$$$!! Need to the emergency exit!Quickly!,lol
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 1:22:00 PM
    I think there is an error in the diagram.The top brain should come down and the bottom one go up.Good blog;)

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/27/2012 2:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    man and women are roller coasters, kashi...:) huggs!

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