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Andrea Dietrich grew up in Iowa and now resides in Utah with a spouse and two cats. She has two grown children and three grandchildren. Having graduated BYU with a Spanish major/ESL minor, she has spent most of her adult life teaching. It wasn't until 2000 that she began writing in earnest and discovering her "niche" as a writer of lyrical poetry. The internet opened up a new world for her, and she has spent nearly a decade now participating in poetry clubs, acting as a judge of poetry contests for various magazines and for the website Shadow Poetry, and also, entering poetry contests herself.

Ms. Dietrich has won numerous awards, as well as the title Poet of the Year 2008, from the Yahoo group, Poetry For Thought. In addition, she has won prizes from the magazines Lucidity, Bell's Letters, Art with Words, Poets at Work and SP Quill, the magazine for which she wrote grammar and poetry articles as well as movie reviews and for which she acted as poetry editor for the head editor Marie Summers for six years. Many of her poems have appeared in Shadows Ink, a yearly published series of chapbooks of award winning poetry as well as in numerous other anthologies. Her short stories appeared in many issues of SP Quill and much of her poetry is published in eight chapbooks (the most recent one soon to be published is called Prosies), which can be purchased at Shadowpoetry.com.


TOP TEN for SHOW ME THE FUNNY, PART 2


Blog Posted:7/21/2013 5:38:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS to Winners of my recent contest. Thanks to all who supported it.  There were others I enjoyed and if I see your poems as I cruise the website, I will be sure to let you know that you were also under consideration! But I really wanted to keep again to a list of ten. Normally I struggle over who to give wins to and I end up doing multiple placements, but these last two contests have been very easy for me. I guess I just really know what I like when it comes to humor. Hope the rest of Soup enjoys them too!

Oh, and by the way, I reviewed my last top ten and noticed that Tim, Craig, Carrie, Ilene and Jack are double winners with me. So BIG congrats, you five. I sure must dig your style even judging blind! 

1 For So Work The Honey Bees Red OMara

2 MoonstuckRALPH TAYLOR

3 The PopePoet Destroyer A

4 Jack the Ripper jack horne

5 The MoleMandy Tams The Golden Girl

6 Retired Commodes -Tim Ryerson

7 Show Me the Funny-Part II Ruben O.

8 City Crawler ilene bauer

9 The Tooth Fairy's Confession craig cornish

10 Lost In Space Carrie Richards
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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 9:14:00 AM
    Thank you very much, Andrea!! I've had such fun reading all the great poems this morning! Congrats to all the winners!

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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 1:14:00 AM
    Thanks for the place Andy and congrats to all the winners xx

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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 12:32:00 AM
    Congratulations to all the winners as well as the other poets who show their prowess at tickling my funny bone .... Sometimes unintentionally - or maybe they did not enter their satire ;-)...Love, Su

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  1. Date: 7/21/2013 8:27:00 PM
    Congrats, everyone! :) It isn't easy to do well in this category...At least not for me! I can't even recount a joke...the punch line falls flat! I'll try to give you guy a read....BIG congrats to the double winners! WOW! :)

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