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Andrea Dietrich grew up in Iowa and now resides in Utah with a spouse and two cats. She has two grown children and three grandchildren. Having graduated BYU with a Spanish major/ESL minor, she has spent most of her adult life teaching. It wasn't until 2000 that she began writing in earnest and discovering her "niche" as a writer of lyrical poetry. The internet opened up a new world for her, and she has spent nearly a decade now participating in poetry clubs, acting as a judge of poetry contests for various magazines and for the website Shadow Poetry, and also, entering poetry contests herself.

Ms. Dietrich has won numerous awards, as well as the title Poet of the Year 2008, from the Yahoo group, Poetry For Thought. In addition, she has won prizes from the magazines Lucidity, Bell's Letters, Art with Words, Poets at Work and SP Quill, the magazine for which she wrote grammar and poetry articles as well as movie reviews and for which she acted as poetry editor for the head editor Marie Summers for six years. Many of her poems have appeared in Shadows Ink, a yearly published series of chapbooks of award winning poetry as well as in numerous other anthologies. Her short stories appeared in many issues of SP Quill and much of her poetry is published in eight chapbooks (the most recent one soon to be published is called Prosies), which can be purchased at Shadowpoetry.com.


TOP TEN for SHOW ME THE FUNNY, PART 2


Blog Posted:7/21/2013 5:38:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS to Winners of my recent contest. Thanks to all who supported it.  There were others I enjoyed and if I see your poems as I cruise the website, I will be sure to let you know that you were also under consideration! But I really wanted to keep again to a list of ten. Normally I struggle over who to give wins to and I end up doing multiple placements, but these last two contests have been very easy for me. I guess I just really know what I like when it comes to humor. Hope the rest of Soup enjoys them too!

Oh, and by the way, I reviewed my last top ten and noticed that Tim, Craig, Carrie, Ilene and Jack are double winners with me. So BIG congrats, you five. I sure must dig your style even judging blind! 

1 For So Work The Honey Bees Red OMara

2 MoonstuckRALPH TAYLOR

3 The PopePoet Destroyer A

4 Jack the Ripper jack horne

5 The MoleMandy Tams The Golden Girl

6 Retired Commodes -Tim Ryerson

7 Show Me the Funny-Part II Ruben O.

8 City Crawler ilene bauer

9 The Tooth Fairy's Confession craig cornish

10 Lost In Space Carrie Richards
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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 9:14:00 AM
    Thank you very much, Andrea!! I've had such fun reading all the great poems this morning! Congrats to all the winners!

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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 1:14:00 AM
    Thanks for the place Andy and congrats to all the winners xx

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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 12:32:00 AM
    Congratulations to all the winners as well as the other poets who show their prowess at tickling my funny bone .... Sometimes unintentionally - or maybe they did not enter their satire ;-)...Love, Su

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  1. Date: 7/21/2013 8:27:00 PM
    Congrats, everyone! :) It isn't easy to do well in this category...At least not for me! I can't even recount a joke...the punch line falls flat! I'll try to give you guy a read....BIG congrats to the double winners! WOW! :)

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My Past Blog Posts

 
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My Recent Poems

Date PostedPoemTitleFormCategories
4/26/2015 The Fisherwoman - For Contest Limerickfish,
4/24/2015 A Girl Becomes a Young Woman - For adult Contest Narrativeage,woman,
4/22/2015 Awful Dreams Narrativedream,
4/20/2015 59 and Knocking Wood Sonnetage,humorous,
4/19/2015 Air Head Limerickmemory,
4/17/2015 Finding BigFoot Limerickfunny love,
4/15/2015 Just Within Reach Rondeaulost love,
4/14/2015 I, Woman Ethereefeelings,
4/12/2015 Translation of Wen Hairy Met Tarry Coupletfantasy,
4/11/2015 Wen Hairy Met Tarry Coupletword play,
4/9/2015 Insult to Injury Senryudark,death,
4/6/2015 Kokopelli Sapphic stanzaspring,
4/3/2015 Blossoms and Bubbles Sonnetfantasy,
4/3/2015 Back to Traffic School Limerickhumorous,
4/1/2015 Tanka Tankachildhood,
3/30/2015 The Clothesline Rhymechildhood,
3/28/2015 March Babies Sonnetanimal,
3/26/2015 MY PC Quatrainlove,
3/24/2015 In Black and White Versechildhood,
3/23/2015 My Own Poetic License Rhymehumorous,writing,
3/22/2015 When Things Returned to Green Quatrainfantasy,
3/20/2015 JEAN Acrosticmother,
3/18/2015 A Penny For Your Thoughts Sonnetmemory,
3/16/2015 Winter's Garden Pantoumwinter,
3/15/2015 The Roller Coaster Sijobeautiful,death,
3/14/2015 Instinctual Fibonaccilove,
3/11/2015 A Spring Haiku Haikuhome,love,spring,
3/11/2015 So Free Versehorse,water,
3/9/2015 Wicked Mischief Italian Sonnethate,sleep,
3/9/2015 Snickers Senryu 1 Senryudog,humorous,
3/8/2015 The Pain of Night Sonnetpain,
3/7/2015 Florida Nature Trioletnature,
3/5/2015 Why Sammy Loves Spring Limerickspring,
3/4/2015 Jean's Peace Sonnetpeace,spiritual,
3/2/2015 Pierced Monorhymegod,
3/2/2015 Flower Song Rhymeflower,spring,
3/2/2015 My Saddest Day -A Dog Gone Tableau Versedog,lost love,
2/27/2015 Dust Bunnies Sonnetchildren,society,
2/26/2015 After the interim Free verselost love,
2/24/2015 A Soup Star Rhymefriend,poets,
2/22/2015 In A Grownup's Dream Abecedariandream,spring,
2/19/2015 One Mermaid's Lesson Limerickhumorous,
2/18/2015 Terror's Blackness Kimofear,
2/16/2015 An Angel in Disguise Verseangel,daughter,
2/15/2015 I Think of You Trioletlost love,youth,
2/13/2015 Two Brothers Known as Time Quatraintime,
2/11/2015 Letting Callie Go Tankacat,death of a friend,
2/9/2015 The Surgeon Poet - JS Limerickfriend,
2/8/2015 Breath of Love Trioletdeath,love,
2/7/2015 Loverly Haikulove,seasons,
2/6/2015 In the Middle of the Universe I Stand Rhymelife,
2/5/2015 My Sweet Indulgences Quatrainfun,life,
2/2/2015 Life is Like a May Pole Tankalife,may,
1/31/2015 Connie Marcum Wong Ethereefriend,poets,
1/29/2015 First Love Rhymefirst love,
1/28/2015 The Fool Versejourney,metaphor,
1/27/2015 A Home Sweet Home Rhymehome,
1/25/2015 A Poet's Heaven Dizainheaven,poets,
1/23/2015 On Watching Chinese Dances Free versedance,
1/22/2015 Hidden Beauty Rondeauhero,
1/20/2015 Love Becomes An Ocean Rhymelove,water,
1/18/2015 Victory to the Prey Verseanimal,
1/17/2015 At Winter's End Triolethope,spring,winter,
1/15/2015 The Bucket in the Sky Sonnetfood,
1/13/2015 Warm December Coupletlonging,muse,
1/11/2015 This Year Quintain (English)new year,
1/10/2015 Somewhere Free versehappiness,
1/8/2015 Magic Beans Sijolonging,
1/5/2015 The Oscar Wiener Dog Limerickdog,
1/4/2015 Spring Rondeauspring,
1/3/2015 On New Year's Eve Versenew year,
1/1/2015 An Evening with Snickers Rhymedog,
12/30/2014 Bright Eyes Sonnetchild,music,
12/29/2014 A Contest Win of Friendship Sonnetfriend,places,writing,
12/26/2014 After Christmas 2014 - In the Moment Quatrainchristmas,happy,
12/24/2014 My Christmas Souvenir Sonnetchristmas,
12/22/2014 One Christmas Morn Versechristmas,
12/21/2014 As Santa Leaves Slab City Limerickcharacter,
12/18/2014 Conducting the Mussetle Train Versewords,write,
12/18/2014 Visits From the Gods of Wind Sonnetwind,
12/16/2014 Wood Envy Limerickjealousy,
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12/13/2014 Only Longing Cinquainlonging,
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12/9/2014 The Absentee Student Takes His Test Quatrainschool,
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12/6/2014 A Triolet for Linda Trioletencouraging,
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12/1/2014 The Hush of Christmas Past Sonnetchild,christmas,
11/30/2014 One Broken Monoku Monokubird,
11/29/2014 Spring's Muse Versemuse,
11/28/2014 for Jobs contest: Strawberry Fields Forever - - NOT Sonnetjobs,
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11/23/2014 To Dance With Mary Jane Blank versesocial,
11/22/2014 Oak Alley Crystallinetree,
11/21/2014 Earth Glow Rhymeinsect,
11/17/2014 In This Elegant World Coupletdance,love,
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Fav Poems

PoemTitleFormCategories
The Stone Elegydeath,love,
A Winter Night Lyricimagination,nature,
Violin Personificationdeath,love,rose,
Just wait and see Free versenature,science,space,
My White Lace Tablecloth Narrativefamily,forgiveness,friend
A LIMERICK CHRISTMAS THREE (3) . Limerickfunny,seasons,thank you,c
ALWAYS MOTHERS DAY Rhymefunny,mother,thank you,me
A Pirate Jay Light Poetryanimals,
Divine Splendor Blank verseintrospection,nature,scie
BROTHER - BILLY Narrativebrother,childhood,family,
Umbrella Personificationconfusion,devotion,life,l
You played me Personificationconfusion,imagination,mus
Concept of Time Free versenature
JINGLE Free versefunny,life,music
AN EVER-CHANGING UNIVERSE Narrativemysterylight,light,
TRANSCENDENCE Tankafantasy,imagination,natur
My Partner, my Life Free versehusband,loveme,
Spaces .... The Earth Moved ..... Imagismlove
December Sun . Rhymenaturewinter,sun,winter,
A Whisper on the Wind Free versenature
Footsteps Free versefatherme,me,
If ever Free verselove
Dreams like Light-Waves Prose Poetryimaginationautumn,
A fantsy world Haiku 
Borrowed Sweetness Senryugirlfriend-boyfriend
SEPTEMBER SONG (triple tanka) Tankanature
Aquatic Mood Senryudepression
Where The Sycamore Grew Free verseautumn,family,house,life,
Perfect Nature Haikunature
Wild Love Narrativelovesweet,garden,love,ros
Positive Perspective Tankainspirational
My Pilot Light Verseinspirational,introspecti
Love's Echos Free verselovevoice,love,me,voice,
For Wifey Rhymeloveme,love,me,i love you
Alabaster Night Free versenature,sea,
Causalities of War Elegydeath,war,
" Ike and Jane "- sequence 2 Light Poetryfunny,love,wifeme,me,time
Pretty orchids Free versecaregiving,happiness,hope
Even a Sparrow Soars Free verseanimals
My Piano Knows Versedevotion,happiness,holida
Dancing with the Stars Free versenature,scienceblue,
The Unrequited Mantra Free versedevotion,hope,lost love,l
Dreaming for Reality Free verseintrospection,lifeme,me,s
FIG TREE, NEW YEAR'S DAY Narrativenaturewinter,winter,new y
Poets At-Large Free verselife,
to know you Free versedevotion,husband
Moved to Tears by Josh Groban Versemusic,on writing and word
sequence-SONNET Lanternelife,love,on writing and
Reflections Free versehappiness,life,lovesun,
Memoriver Free versehope,life,loss,nature
Somber Is the Color of The Day Free verseday,light,me,winter,words
A Winter Rose - A Sonnet Sonnetrose,winter,
The Word Weaver Free verseintrospection,lifeme,
Each Day a Gift Free verseinspirational,introspecti
Contrary Kisses Free verseinspirational,introspecti
She Waits... Free verseart,hopelonging,
Blue Heaven Haikunature
A DEATH IN THE SUN Free versehope,seasons
My Reason For Living Free versehusband
Terra Firma Haikunature,science,time
How Could I have Known Free versehusband,love,mystery
True Poetry in Motion? Free verseinspirationalmay,
Frozen in Time Free verseseasonssnow,snow,
FORGOTTEN TREASURE Light Poetryadventure,art,beauty,enco
Putting on Makeup Rhymeintrospection,sad,
Desire Light Poetrylife,lost love,love,
Love? Bah! Rhymelost love,lovelove,
Real Life Shoe Fable Clerihewhusband
BLACK and BLUE Rhymeabuse,funny,husband,me,
More Than A Dream Free versededication,holiday,intros
Foreboding Haikumystery,nature
A Song at Sunrise Coupletfaithsong,song,
BEAT OUT THE RHYTHM Rhymefunny
WHAT DO THE STARS TELL A LOVER'S HEART? Free verseadventure,fantasy,girlfri
The green checkered face Free versefood,happinessheart,heart
Play It Free verseinspirational,love,music,
Twilight's Fading Light Free verselife,nature
Marble in Columns on Green Coupletbrother,daughter,father,h
I Will Be Strong Free verseangst,husband,lossme,
The Beauty of Yore Free versenostalgia
Wandering Soul Free versehappiness,inspirational,n
Sunset on Galway Bay (Haiku No. 34) Haikuinspirational
TRANSFORMATION I do not know?allegory
If You Are Lonely Free verseinspirational,introspecti
Time Out Free versedepression,devotion,fanta
Winter Promise Free versenature
The Man on Brunswick Drive Free verseintrospection,people
I Am..(Tagged by raul, now i'm tagging Elaine george). Free verseintrospectionbeautiful,be
Brown Sands Lyricintrospection,lifemystery
Dancing at a Temple Rhymedevotion,
DAYBREAK UP HIGH Free verseinspirational
Tea For Two Free verseintrospectionme,me,
Peak District United Kingdom Prose Poetryinspirational
PAPER I do not know?allegoryme,
Inspiration Dramatic Versededication,inspiration,in
NINE O'CLOCK Limerickfunny
Frozen Memories Tankaart
Summer's Voice Free verseseasons
Lazy Day Free verselife,nature
I Was Me Biolife,

Fav Poets

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Grace EunSong Lee Korea (South) Flag Korea (South) Read
Broken Wings Canada Flag Canada Read
daver austin United States Flag United States Read
Carolyn Devonshire United States Flag United States Read
Carrie Richards United States Flag United States Read
James Foulk United States Flag United States Read
Rick Parise United States Flag United States Read
Debbie Guzzi United States Flag United States Read
Barbara Gorelick United States Flag United States Read
Michelle Mac Donald Canada Flag Canada Read
Ruben O. Argentina Flag Argentina Read
Charmaine Chircop Malta Flag Malta Read
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen United States Flag United States Read
James Fraser United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Jayne Eggins Australia Flag Australia Read
wala na Philippines Flag Philippines Read
Joyce Johnson United States Flag United States Read
Robert A. Dufresne United States Flag United States Read
Linda-Marie SweetHeart Italy Flag Italy Read
Maurice Rigoler United States Flag United States Read
Samir Georges Canada Flag Canada Read
Connie Marcum Wong United States Flag United States Read
Margaret Foster Australia Flag Australia Read
Nick Bagnall United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
SKAT A United States Flag United States Read
Edwin Baldwin United States Flag United States Read
linda milgate United States Flag United States Read
Kris Walters United States Flag United States Read
Chris D. Aechtner Canada Flag Canada Read
Poet Destroyer A United States Flag United States Read
harry horsman United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Travis Tapley United States Flag United States Read
Timothy Brumley United States Flag United States Read
Wilma Neels South Africa Flag South Africa Read
Rauwolfia van Raaij South Africa Flag South Africa Read
Sharon Tideswell United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Tahera Mannan India Flag India Read
Carol Fillmore Canada Flag Canada Read
Jerri Ward United States Flag United States Read
nette onclaud Philippines Flag Philippines Read
Sidney Beck Russian Federation Flag Russian Federation Read
kash poet India Flag India Read
Mystic Rose Canada Flag Canada Read
Gwendolen Rix United States Flag United States Read
Tony Lane United States Flag United States Read
jack horne United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
gautami phookan India Flag India Read
Black Eyed Susan United States Flag United States Read
Cyndi MacMillan Canada Flag Canada Read
ilene bauer United States Flag United States Read
Matt Hunt United States Flag United States Read
David Williams United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Yesha Shah India Flag India Read
elizabeth wesley Canada Flag Canada Read
Judy Ball Canada Flag Canada Read
Matthew Anish United States Flag United States Read
Mandy Tams The Golden Girl United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Lizzie Treetop Australia Flag Australia Read
Robert Ludden United States Flag United States Read
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders United States Flag United States Read
Heather Ober Canada Flag Canada Read
Christine Ueri South Africa Flag South Africa Read
Leonora Galinta Thailand Flag Thailand Read
Joann Grisetti United States Flag United States Read
Painted Hunter United States Flag United States Read
Victoria Anderson-Throop United States Flag United States Read
Elaine Cecelia George of Canada Canada Flag Canada Read
Keith Bickerstaffe United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Phyllis Babcock Canada Flag Canada Read
sharon Winter United States Flag United States Read
Sue Mason United States Flag United States Read
Gert W. Knop Germany Flag Germany Read
Sean Kelly Ireland Flag Ireland Read
Steven Mossburg United States Flag United States Read
Rollo West United States Flag United States Read
Therese Bacha Canada Flag Canada Read
Laura Breidenthal United States Flag United States Read
Jeremy Martin United States Flag United States Read
Richard Lamoureux Canada Flag Canada Read
Leo Larry Amadore United States Flag United States Read
Red OMara Australia Flag Australia Read
Monterey Sirak United States Flag United States Read
manel gunatillake Sri Lanka Flag Sri Lanka Read
richard ferry United States Flag United States Read
Jade Celeste Lebanon Flag Lebanon Read
Jon A Cavanaugh United States Flag United States Read
Sandra Adams United States Flag United States Read
Kelly Deschler United States Flag United States Read
Michael Ainsley United States Flag United States Read
LINDA JACKSON United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Peter Duggan Australia Flag Australia Read
Roger Horsch United States Flag United States Read
Mark Peterson United States Flag United States Read
Stephen Kilmer United States Flag United States Read
DARREN WATSON United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Faye Gibson United States Flag United States Read
Aiyah de Torres Philippines Flag Philippines Read
Andrea Dietrich United States Flag United States Read
Casarah Nance United States Flag United States Read
Paul Callus Malta Flag Malta Read
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