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Paying For My Sins


Blog Posted:1/18/2013 1:23:00 PM

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Life is a job for all of us living,

We get paid $5.00 a day just for being.

If we perform any additional good deeds for others amongst us,

we get paid even more money to us as an additional bonus.

As a salary it doesn't appear to be much,

but within one's lifetime it can really add up.

After we die, all of us together must then

deduct from our life savings to pay for our sins,

otherwise we won't be allowed into heaven.

If you don't have enough cash to pay for all of your sins,

you must get re employed and be born again

until you've earned enough money to pay for your sins,

in addition to all of the sins you have committed since being born again.

Murder has the most expensive fine of all sins.

For each person killed it will cost you an even million.

The cheapest sin of all is masturbation.

I believe the fine for that sin is 25 cents.

I'm always haunted by this very intrusive thought.

I'm paying for my sins and I'm 25 cents short.


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  1. Date: 1/20/2013 7:46:00 AM
    you can get a free credit report on line and you don't have to die to straighten it out.

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  1. Date: 1/19/2013 11:41:00 AM
    Better than being 25cents short and a day late.

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  1. Date: 1/19/2013 2:39:00 AM
    rofl xx

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  1. Date: 1/18/2013 7:01:00 PM
    Good one, Billy! : )

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  1. Date: 1/18/2013 2:49:00 PM
    Very funny!

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  1. Date: 1/18/2013 1:39:00 PM
    Haha 25 cents short that says it all we know what youve been doing....Great blog so funny...seren

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