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Blog Posted:1/28/2010 8:07:00 AM
<P>The best funniest poem I read today.&nbsp;Humiliating, but<FONT size=6>&nbsp;<FONT color=#ff0000>Hillarious!!!</FONT></FONT></P> <P><EM><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT size=5> <U><FONT face=Garamond>Snore</FONT></U></FONT></STRONG></EM></P> <P><EM><STRONG><FONT face=Garamond color=#ff0000>Louder than a clap of thunder, <BR>louder than an eagle screams, <BR>louder than a dragon blunders, <BR>or a dozen football teams, <BR>louder than a four alarmer, <BR>or a rushing waterfall, <BR>louder than a knight in armor <BR>jumping from a ten-foot wall. <BR>Louder than an earthquake rumbles, <BR>louder than a tidal wave, <BR>louder than an ogre grumbles <BR>as he stumbles through his cave, <BR>louder than stampeding cattle, <BR>louder than a cannon roars, <BR>louder than a giant's rattle, <BR>that's how loud my&nbsp;grand father&nbsp;SNORES<IMG style="WIDTH: 8px; HEIGHT: 2px" height=64 src="null" width=49></FONT></STRONG></EM></P>
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  1. Date: 1/30/2010 7:33:00 AM
    Really Funny !! Thanks for the smile this morning.

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  1. Date: 1/28/2010 10:12:00 PM
    It annoys me sometimes sitting near someone that snores so loud while awake. I remember those days when a guy was sleeping and snoring in class. We made a paper and put it in his mouth and nose. Then we light up the paper in his mouth on fire. That is hillarious i call it

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  1. Date: 1/28/2010 10:12:00 PM
    It annoys me sometimes sitting near someone that snores so loud while awake. I remember those days when a guy was sleeping and snoring in class. We made a paper and put it in his mouth and nose. Then we light up the paper in his mouth on fire. That is hillarious i call it

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  1. Date: 1/28/2010 9:03:00 PM
    Cool poem, Olusegun. My Dad used to watch football and start snoring with his eyes open. If you spoke to him, he'd grunt and stop. Now my sister's husband wakes up her entire house. Got a great laugh out of this one!! Thanks, Carolyn

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  1. Date: 1/28/2010 5:17:00 PM
    I am laughing so hard it has caused my eyes to widen so much that tears are running down my ears. A unbelievably funny poem. I thank you, I really needed a good laugh. Mac

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  1. Date: 1/28/2010 9:22:00 AM
    My kids say between my wife and I, night is terrifying. At our house it's in stereo. Funny poem. Vince

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  1. Date: 1/28/2010 8:36:00 AM
    That is a very funny poem. It reminds me of how my children talk about me... LOL Thanks for sharing the smiles.~ Lolita

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12/1/2011Which OneLight Poetryfunny,
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7/19/2011The QuestFree versehope,lost love,love
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7/4/2011Beautiful SoulsFree verseseasonsstars,
6/30/2011The RiverHaikulove
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