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Deborah Guzzi is a healing facilitator specializing in Japanese Shiatsu and Reiki. She writes for Massage and Aromatherapy publications. She travels the world to expand her knowledge of healing and seeking writing inspiration. She has walked the Great Wall of China and visited Nepal (during the civil war), Japan, Egypt (two weeks before “The Arab Spring”), Peru, and France (during December’s terrorist attacks).

Her poetry appears in Magazines: here/there: poetry in the UK, Existere - Journal of Arts and Literature in Canada, Tincture in Australia, Cha: Asian Literary Review, Hong Hong, China, Latchkey Tales in New Zealand, Vine Leaves Literary Journal in Greece, mgv2>publishing in France, and Travel by the Book, Ribbons: Tanka Society of America Journal, Emerge Literary Journal, and others in the USA. 

 


A Santa Monday


Blog Posted:12/16/2013 2:21:00 PM
The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
by Ogden Nash
 

In Baltimore there lived a boy.
He wasn't anybody's joy.
Although his name was Jabez Dawes,
His character was full of flaws.

In school he never led his classes,
He hid old ladies' reading glasses,
His mouth was open when he chewed,
And elbows to the table glued.
He stole the milk of hungry kittens,
And walked through doors marked NO ADMITTANCE.
He said he acted thus because
There wasn't any Santa Claus.

Another trick that tickled Jabez
Was crying 'Boo' at little babies.
He brushed his teeth, they said in town,
Sideways instead of up and down.
Yet people pardoned every sin,
And viewed his antics with a grin,
Till they were told by Jabez Dawes,
'There isn't any Santa Claus!'

Deploring how he did behave,
His parents swiftly sought their grave.
They hurried through the portals pearly,
And Jabez left the funeral early.

Like whooping cough, from child to child,
He sped to spread the rumor wild:
'Sure as my name is Jabez Dawes
There isn't any Santa Claus!'
Slunk like a weasel of a marten
Through nursery and kindergarten,
Whispering low to every tot,
'There isn't any, no there's not!'

The children wept all Christmas eve
And Jabez chortled up his sleeve.
No infant dared hang up his stocking
For fear of Jabez' ribald mocking.

He sprawled on his untidy bed,
Fresh malice dancing in his head,
When presently with scalp-a-tingling,
Jabez heard a distant jingling;
He heard the crunch of sleigh and hoof
Crisply alighting on the roof.
What good to rise and bar the door?
A shower of soot was on the floor.

What was beheld by Jabez Dawes?
The fireplace full of Santa Claus!
Then Jabez fell upon his knees
With cries of 'Don't,' and 'Pretty Please.'
He howled, 'I don't know where you read it,
But anyhow, I never said it!'
'Jabez' replied the angry saint,
'It isn't I, it's you that ain't.
Although there is a Santa Claus,
There isn't any Jabez Dawes!'

Said Jabez then with impudent vim,
'Oh, yes there is, and I am him!
Your magic don't scare me, it doesn't'
And suddenly he found he wasn't!
From grimy feet to grimy locks,
Jabez became a Jack-in-the-box,
An ugly toy with springs unsprung,
Forever sticking out his tongue.

The neighbors heard his mournful squeal;
They searched for him, but not with zeal.
No trace was found of Jabez Dawes,
Which led to thunderous applause,
And people drank a loving cup
And went and hung their stockings up.

All you who sneer at Santa Claus,
Beware the fate of Jabez Dawes,
The saucy boy who mocked the saint.
Donner and Blitzen licked off his paint.


Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, The New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry". Ogden Nash wrote over 500 pieces of comic verse. The best of his work was published in 14 volumes between 1931 and 1972.

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  1. Date: 12/17/2013 10:51:00 AM
    I have read Ogden Nash before.....but never have seen this one.......an enjoyable ride on the Santa theme! Thank you for sharing, Deb! And Wonderful wonderful holiday wishes to you, Deb !!

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  1. Date: 12/17/2013 10:29:00 AM
    Thank you so much Frank Happy Holy Days!

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 5:40:00 PM
    Long time no hear Kim! Merry Christmas

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 5:40:00 PM
    Hey little one! I bet you are going to happy a great Christmas with YOUR little one!

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 4:44:00 PM
    I like this, Debbie. Can't believe I haven't seen it before. Cute! Love, Kim

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    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 12/17/2013 8:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    me three... this is so charming!
  1. Date: 12/16/2013 3:57:00 PM
    Lovely poem sweet ma

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 3:56:00 PM
    Glad you liked it Andie! Ho Ho Ho!

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 3:52:00 PM
    hey, I never saw that one before. that is a cool story poem, Debs!!!

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 3:40:00 PM
    Awww thank you both it really is my favorite month because, I do LOVE doing good deeds & being nice & kind and you know what people think I'm 'strange' because of it? In December it's normal!

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 3:26:00 PM
    Keep 'em coming Debbie ... Merry Christmas!

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  1. Date: 12/16/2013 2:57:00 PM
    They're the best Debbie!!

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    cornish Avatar craig cornish Date: 12/16/2013 3:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Cuz you are!

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