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Deborah Guzzi travels for inspiration: China, Nepal [during the civil war], Japan, Egypt [two weeks before ‘The Arab Spring’], and most recently Peru. First published at the age of sixteen, she writes articles for Massage and Aroma Therapy Magazines. Her poetry has been accepted in the Literary Journals of Western CT. University, Inclement Magazine, Pyrokinections, Jellyfish Whispers, Grey Wolf’s Summer Legends Anthology, The Germ, Wilderness Literary Review, The Anthology Sweet Dreams & Night Terrors, Bitterzoet Magazine, haiku journal, Contemporary Haibun Online, Bella on line, The Autumn Sound, Eskimo Pie, and Ribbons, The Inwood Indiana Review, Five Poetry, Tanka Society of America Journal, and 50 haiku. She has published two illustrated volumes of poetry, The Healing Heart and Heaven and Hell in a Nutshell.


Spring Funnies


Blog Posted:3/31/2013 8:53:00 AM

It's a LAW!



1.Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5.Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics -The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.


My favorite was LAW 16 ! How about you?


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  1. Date: 4/2/2013 6:35:00 PM
    well springs here andie maybe we can run some of the pounds off!

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 2:28:00 PM
    Hi, Debs, I only have time to read the one you like best and that's a good one. I agree with you. All the best clothes are the ones too small!

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 7:13:00 AM
    Dear Light & LOVE, Deborah. Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. I am debating between 4 & 5. I have had a cell phone for only 5 months and have dialed a few wrong numbers and always get an answer.If a call the right number I get a busy signal or a leave a message and we'll call YOU back. I go to the grocery store at 12:30, before the bars close and after the graveyard shift begins. there is always one person in front of me who picked up and item with no price on it."Manager to register 5 for a price check"Manager takes 10 minutes to get to the register then has to go to the aisle that the item is in come back to the register and end up buying spoiled milk.

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    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi Date: 4/2/2013 6:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    what a story..I can just see you doing this! Hope you are feeling well.
  1. Date: 3/31/2013 10:48:00 PM
    I have met so many people who really apply to 15.

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 7:26:00 PM
    Nice to meet you Richard! You need a good strong magnet for your #2! Oh Jack..who have you been out with [peer]

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 4:29:00 PM
    LOL, yes, these are so true, Debs. I think no 8 is probably the one that had me nodding my head and laughing the loudest - but they were all spot on. Sod's Law, we say over here. Have a great Easter x

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 4:22:00 PM
    Deffo 1 and 2 for me, but thats just me age lol

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 3:12:00 PM
    No fair Craig you didn't reveal yourself by picking any?

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 3:04:00 PM
    Yup---All too true LOL

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 12:07:00 PM
    There's a bit of truth is all of these. I can really relate to #s 2, 5, 6, and 19, but the one that aggravates me the most is #18. Happy Easter, Debbie!

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 11:35:00 AM
    Interesting how all of us pretty much so far like different ones! Yes happy SPRING the birth of nature

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 11:05:00 AM
    I like 4 and 14 . Happy Easter to you. Nice and sunny out today but cool. Supposed to snow this afternoon so will see. Have a wonderful day

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 10:24:00 AM
    Several including 1,8,totally relate to 11, and 16 haunts both my wife and I. Happy Easter and Thanks for the Smiles!

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 10:00:00 AM
    Love them! 1, 3, 6, and 8 are so true (and hilarious!)

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 3/31/2013 10:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Have a Happy Easter and a Happy Spring day!
  1. Date: 3/31/2013 9:55:00 AM
    SSSOOO TRUE... LOL... Have a wonderful Easter!

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
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The Power and Peril of Punctuation
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Date Posted: 9/28/2014 2:41:00 PM
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Date Posted: 9/8/2014 3:54:00 PM
What Does Debbie Sound Like???
Date Posted: 8/29/2014 11:53:00 AM
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Thank Ruben! OH Oh, Mr. O
Date Posted: 7/24/2014 7:38:00 PM
SHUF Home of Experimental Poetics
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Date Posted: 7/17/2014 8:27:00 AM
Dead Snakes
Date Posted: 7/15/2014 11:30:00 AM
I got 'splaining to Do!
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Smart and Small, Yet Says it All
Date Posted: 6/1/2014 5:42:00 PM
I'm Waiting!!
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Help Me
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Date Posted: 5/13/2014 11:37:00 AM
Some Good Advise
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Andrea Dietrich, Joanne Grisetti, Susan Burch
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A Ghost Hunt by Jack Horne
Date Posted: 4/9/2014 5:32:00 PM
Intro to a VERY Friendly Publisher
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Thoughts on Faith
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7/19/2014Turtle BridgeFree versemythology,
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6/17/2014Lord Harry's FrontLimerickfunny,gender,
6/13/2014Sea SawVersesea,
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6/2/2014Munch's Moon Verselonely,longing,
5/18/2014Smiling CharmedVersetime,
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Poem TitleFormCategories
GodFree verselife,mystery,
Hard TimesCowboycowboy-western,family,fun
For Things Once CountedRhymeintrospection,loss,uplift
PetalVerselove,
Defender of the WastesFree verseart,life,parody,world,
BirthImagismchildhood,life
this is why i woo wordsVerseart,inspirational,philoso
ForbearFree versesad,
BelongingsRhymeloss,love,mother,peacewor
Gold FeverFree versefaithfaith,political,
SplatteredI do not know?life
EchoQuatrainlost lovewords,love,
Bells (after Poe)Lyricpassion
Respectfully, Emily DickinsonLyricintrospection
Give the End Back to the BeginningFree versededication,faithme,
The Bruised and Rotting PearCoupletfaith,hope
flyFree verseanimals
ABC's for a Young CaptainABClife
Not Entirely About Living In New YorkFree verselifeworld,light,light,
WoodcutterI do not know?warold,old,
DreamsFree versefaith,forgiveness
A Feed of ChipsNarrativefunny
Weep O WillowsVersedeath
Harlem BluesFree verseblack-african amerchildre
Summers EverlastingFree versenostalgia
EASTER IVYNarrativefriendshipeaster,,cousin,
The Sowing Free versedevotion,
End of daysRhymeinspirational,lifeme,war,
Past-Life NightmareNarrativemystery,autumn,
I dream of you (to JEW)Free verseimagination,lovenight,swe
jellyfish back stropheImagismallegory,nature,on writin
Disposable WisdomRhymeage,cat,life,wisdom,
LonelinessRhymeintrospection,life
Remission (In Memory of William Watt).Elegybrother,death,nostalgiawo
The Day That Died ForeverFree verseadventure,angst,art,confu
HeritageQuatrainadventure,cowboy-western,
Summer MatineeNarrativebrother,me,
The Moon and II do not know?hope,life,love,nature,pea
Seeking, SearchingFree verseimaginationlove,
BEFORE SPRING CAMENarrativeadventure,animals,childho
PledgeSonnetdevotion
Wild Cherry TreeFree versechildhood,devotion,nature
Words from the OracleLayallegory,philosophy
ScienceFree verse 
Mona Lisa resemblesChokaart
AND WITH MERRIEST SPIRITQuintain (English)faith,father,holiday,insp
Cotton-Pickin' ParadiseVersechildhood,life,nostalgia,
Where The Sycamore GrewFree verseautumn,family,house,life,
LarksFree versedeath,devotion,imaginatio
Big BangLimerickfunny,science
winter (do not forget among the loss of flowers) meFree verse 
LetI do not know?loveme,me,
He Was Smoking HotI do not know?funny
Alabaster NightFree versenature,sea,
Haunted OrbHaikufantasy,nature
This Night Sonnet 
Tombstones & TeacupsRhymeallegory,childhood,death,
Today Not TomorrowFree versededication,depression,gir
Years Of The RoseFree verselost love,loveday,
The Joy that Sweetly StaysFree versehappinessjoy,
Cinder GirlRhymelovelove,
Biography (Thesis Statement)Versehistory,life,philosophyli
Figure FusionVerseart,sports
Dancing Bird - with video linkFree verseanimals,introspection,nat
Poem for a sensuous poetFree versefantasy,on writing and wo
The Road Walked Down Through the YearsRhymelife,on writing and words
The Iceman Cometh!Rhymenostalgia
He says/ She saysNarrativelife
I've seen so manySonnetintrospectionnight,night,
Searching for MichelangeloFree verseart,hope,life,people,imag
When Madness Rides on MoonlightSestinalovegod,light,god,life,li
Falling StarsFree versehopestar,star,
Before the City WakesSonnet 
realisation of self (War Child)Free verseme,me,
Reporting Live On The Soup (Colorado)Rhymefunnyme,me,
Late at nightLyricimaginationme,fear,me,
Reverencing NatureBalladfaith,naturenature,heart,
DreamsCoupletimagination
Simple PleasuresRhymehappinesssummer,summer,
I ExistPantoumintrospectionlife,me,
Leaving Madrid Blank versenostalgia,travel
Magnolia SongFree verselove,romance,
yellow bus roars throughHaikuallegory,nature,places
Ethel's RemediesRhymefunny,people
A Dream In The MistNarrativefantasy,imagination,natur
volga 1 - 3Prose Poetryfantasy
Mama's CleaningQuatrainintrospection,life,mother
UPROOTING THE HEART VEINSFree verseangst,hope,mysteryme,
Revelation Free verseimagination,lifesong,epic
Sports LimerickLimerickfunny
Don't Come Free versedeath,lost love,me,
The SnowflakeItalian Sonnetgirlfriend-boyfriend,roma
Love Beyond the PaleQuatraindevotion,lost love,
JackLyricintrospectionlife,
Night VisionsFree verselost love,passion,
The Ghost That Travels FarPersonificationnature
Kite Flying - TestFree verseallegory,art,imagination,
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