Sometimes it goes completely wrong in the patient record. - have found doctors' biggest blunders.
You will not believe it's true, but each of these formulations is from genuine Norwegian health records:
*The onset of rash revolve around the patient.
*She has no frostbite, but her husband states she was very hot in bed the night of the day.
*The patient stops breathing and died in hospital last night. She is here today to complain about this.
*Truck driver with good condition which usually runs a mil without getting breathless.
*The patient found the right big toe hangs down slightly compared to the other fingers.
*The patient also go to an acupuncturist. He sticks her here and there. Now she is pregnant.
*Man gored by bull moose fishing.
*The stools are the same color as the doors on the 19th division.
*After the patient stopped smoking, his smell returned.
*The patient has been placed on the kennel in Dunstable with support from Social Services.
*Consultation because he had turned left big toe that was almost fully released. Staff will still not take it off when it hurts.
*The patient was advised that the heart was good, but that she would come again if she lost consciousness.
*This was the patients lying on my desk.
*When she feels tired, the face turned to the right and stand there and shakes a while.
*The pain in his back comes when the patient is lying straight, with both feet on the back.
*The patient is pregnant for 19 months.
*She was walking with only one leg of tights attached. The other hung freely.
*Seems he wets good. As a horse, according to his own statements.
*Consultation due to allergic symptoms. Conversation via the stomach as interpreters.
*The patient is judged to be patchy.
*The patient had ears, but these have fallen off.
*Have been hiking in the mountains, she delivered by helicopter yesterday.
*Patients experiencing rash of contrast agent, strawberries, shrimp, and several of the children.
*Vomiting disappeared in the afternoon. So did her husband.
*In 1974, the patient received an excavator over it. Since suffering from tinnitus.
*Have started to get small bloody tablespoons in the stool up to 15-200 times / day.
*The butt was bleeding through so it was replaced.
*Food does he by his son who is in the freezer.
*Can not get down the chin to the head.
*The ears visible behind pale wax.
*Recommended to get another appointment if the symptoms come back, and then call a month in advance.
*Father and mother died when she was 12 years old. They have no contact with her.
*It should be added that no significant temperature difference can not be detected between the legs.
*Last week saw her eyes disappeared underground. Eyes protruding.
*Patients with facial eczema. Skin problems in connection with the use of underpants.
*Regarding his impotence, he will continue the medication and let his wife handle it.
*The patient should abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse until I can take her.
// Anne-Lise :))))