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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP lol
Blog Posted:6/17/2013 7:22:00 AM

 




My husband got pulled over the police the other day and the following conversation takes place:

Husband: What's the problem officer?

Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 60 limit.

Husband: No sir, I was going 55.

Me: Oh Tyrone. You were going 80.
  ( he  gives me a dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Husband: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Me: Oh Tyrone, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(He gives me a dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.

Husband: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.


Me : Oh Tyrone, you never wear your seat belt.

Husband: Shut your mouth, woman!

Officer: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Me: No, officer, never really, only when he's drunk.
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  1. Date: 6/22/2013 5:53:00 AM
    again.....marvellous......thanks for the laffs

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  1. Date: 6/18/2013 12:13:00 PM
    Love it Mandy!!

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  1. Date: 6/17/2013 5:13:00 PM
    yes, what Owen said, naughty naughty!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Moi, naught , i think not lol xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 12:39:00 PM
    Hi GG naughty naughty lol brill needed a laugh thanks, all the best Poetowen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Owen nice to see you back and if you need a laugh I will try my best, take care xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 12:15:00 PM
    hahaha good one Mandy..made me chuckle and I like that !! thanx!...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad about that Deb, a chuckle a day keep the doctor away xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 11:29:00 AM
    Hahaha this is awesome.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Heather xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 10:49:00 AM
    hilarious.Great for a smile no matter what mood you are in.Love Colleen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Good , nothing like a giggle to start the day lol xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 9:40:00 AM
    love it Mandy

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi and thanks Franicne xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 9:30:00 AM
    LOL, Mandy, LOL, or should I say ...LOL.... and i love the way you always have a way in making us smile... keep them funny jokes coming this morning, I read this one to my cook, and he enjoyed the laugh love~ LINDA

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Linda will keep trying lol xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 9:00:00 AM
    Good one!! The ending punchline took him in for the kill. lol Wishing you a great day. Love, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/18/2013 12:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail, you too xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 7:58:00 AM
    Way to go, Mandy.....haha

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/17/2013 8:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You too Caleb xx
  1. Date: 6/17/2013 7:34:00 AM
    Loved this one... Especially the ending. My Hubby that it was great too... You have a devoted audience at this house.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/17/2013 8:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you Carol xx

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