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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Blog Posted:3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM

 

Bill,  had three girlfriends, but he wanted to settle down and marry, the trouble was he did not know which one ask to be his bride. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. 

The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." 

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." 

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. 


Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 7:14:00 AM
    So that means he married the first one who used the money for a boob job...I dunno, when I used to look, I would look at the butt before the boobs anyway.

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 11:53:00 AM
    He was divorced three months later!

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 10:56:00 AM
    sounds more like early April Fool joke to me. May he be happy with his choice.

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 9:42:00 AM
    A man after my own heart...haha...joking...well, not really. LOL!...I'm so ashamed.

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 1:41:00 AM
    Hi Mandy lol yes and so would I, have a great easter my friend, all the best Owen

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 4:32:00 PM
    LOL, good one! Happy Easter, Mandy x

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 11:43:00 AM
    lol. Happy Easter. love phyl

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 3:04:00 AM
    Have the best Weekend all and thanks for checking out the jokes .. Happy Easter my friends xx

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 7:04:00 PM
    LOL! : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:04:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    And to you and Yours Ruben xx
    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 3/30/2013 7:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Happy Easter, Mandy!
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 6:33:00 PM
    ;)). Happy happy Easter Season my dear friend Mandy! Big big hugs to you! love lots, Leonora

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Big hugs back at you love and Happy Easter xx
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 4:20:00 PM
    Oh NO!...LOL... Should of guessed. Happy Easter.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha, and to you Carol love xx
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 3:27:00 PM
    What a berk, he wastes ten grand making a decision that's a no contest in the first place lol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol love it xx
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 12:59:00 PM
    Made my day..... :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Rick xx
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
    Oh Mandy, it this where they dwindle it down too, thank God I'm a triple D cup heh! lol, Have a great Easter my friend, Love your sense of humor, xxx

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha ha trust you Rose lol xx
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 11:17:00 AM
    LOL trust him to go for the boobs, does he not know about the southward drift in time. LOl to David's comments Andrea I dare you hahaha. Jag hmmm biggest butt's just get bigger and also go south lol .....Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    they say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, I believe it is down and round a bit lol xx
    Dietrich Avatar Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/30/2013 8:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ok, I will say it. The guy was probably not a black guy!
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 10:02:00 AM
    Mandy seems like a fair deal to me as they all had their own bit of fun first....lol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    trust you lol xx
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 9:21:00 AM
    hahaha, And I am reading what Jag said. I won't dare making a comment here on THAT one!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    go on ..dare you lol xx
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 8:44:00 AM
    If they are not married yet, tell him that a handful is more than enough and in time she will get back ache. Wonder why he did not choose the one with the biggest butt?

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/31/2013 3:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    more than a handful is a waste right Jag lol xx

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