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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 7:14:00 AM
    So that means he married the first one who used the money for a boob job...I dunno, when I used to look, I would look at the butt before the boobs anyway.

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 11:53:00 AM
    He was divorced three months later!

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 9:42:00 AM
    A man after my own heart...haha...joking...well, not really. LOL!...I'm so ashamed.

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 1:41:00 AM
    Hi Mandy lol yes and so would I, have a great easter my friend, all the best Owen

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 4:32:00 PM
    LOL, good one! Happy Easter, Mandy x

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 11:43:00 AM
    lol. Happy Easter. love phyl

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  1. Date: 3/31/2013 3:04:00 AM
    Have the best Weekend all and thanks for checking out the jokes .. Happy Easter my friends xx

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 7:04:00 PM
    LOL! : )

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 6:33:00 PM
    ;)). Happy happy Easter Season my dear friend Mandy! Big big hugs to you! love lots, Leonora

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 4:20:00 PM
    Oh NO!...LOL... Should of guessed. Happy Easter.

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 3:27:00 PM
    What a berk, he wastes ten grand making a decision that's a no contest in the first place lol

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 12:59:00 PM
    Made my day..... :)

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
    Oh Mandy, it this where they dwindle it down too, thank God I'm a triple D cup heh! lol, Have a great Easter my friend, Love your sense of humor, xxx

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 11:17:00 AM
    LOL trust him to go for the boobs, does he not know about the southward drift in time. LOl to David's comments Andrea I dare you hahaha. Jag hmmm biggest butt's just get bigger and also go south lol .....Seren

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 10:02:00 AM
    Mandy seems like a fair deal to me as they all had their own bit of fun first....lol

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 9:21:00 AM
    hahaha, And I am reading what Jag said. I won't dare making a comment here on THAT one!!

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  1. Date: 3/30/2013 8:44:00 AM
    If they are not married yet, tell him that a handful is more than enough and in time she will get back ache. Wonder why he did not choose the one with the biggest butt?

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