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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


BEER RESEARCH
Blog Posted:3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM

 

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating. 

No further testing was considered necessary.
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  1. Date: 3/23/2013 8:49:00 AM
    We're like drunkin sailors?... LOL

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/25/2013 8:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hiya xx
  1. Date: 3/23/2013 6:00:00 AM
    hmmm you saying we are like Mandy, as if hahahaha

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/23/2013 6:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    could not be like a nicer person lol xx
  1. Date: 3/23/2013 4:04:00 AM
    This is so funny....and so true (personal experience ). :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/23/2013 6:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 9:07:00 PM
    hahaha..you forgot to mention the silent treatment and crying for no apparent reason! Very funny Mandy girl! Loved it....

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/23/2013 3:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha, never believed in the silent treatment my self, both barrels lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 5:57:00 PM
    hahaha, but gosh, this makes it look so bad to be a woman! It more fits my husband than me (and we don't drink), haha

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/23/2013 3:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha fits my husband too lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 9:24:00 AM
    So true sweetie, hilarious. Have a great weekend. Luv, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/22/2013 9:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    have a brilliant one yourself Gail and many thanks xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 9:18:00 AM
    Dear Sis, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS and mine Healthy and High in the Spirit. Uh-oh, i WAS Not one of the Subjects,BUT Great Blog. I missed YOU the last couple of days Are YOU OK? I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother... Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/22/2013 9:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yes Thanks Harry i am okay , are you bro? xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 8:49:00 AM
    Mandy you don't say if any of them turned blonde?...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/22/2013 9:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    They all started out blonde David , they're men lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 8:10:00 AM
    I think I was a test subject....

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/22/2013 9:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    With many others I am sure Caleb lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 7:35:00 AM
    hummm!!!! good one.. pd

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/22/2013 9:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 7:31:00 AM
    HAHAHEHELOL---I guess it's true!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/22/2013 9:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    but of course it is lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 7:26:00 AM
    Waaaaa Hahahahhahahaha! Hilarious! So true! (shhhh!). Love it.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/22/2013 9:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Shhhh, you'll get me into trouble lol xx
  1. Date: 3/22/2013 6:36:00 AM
    Mandy your the queen of comedy on soup, I love to wake up every morning to you and Becel, One I slather on my toast and the other, she tickles my belly silly, not competition here, you win hands down every time, Baci Bella, xxx

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    Bless you flower. xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
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Date Posted: 1/15/2014 3:36:00 AM
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Date Posted: 1/11/2014 8:31:00 AM
LOOK CAREFULLY
Date Posted: 1/5/2014 4:17:00 AM
MY CHALLENGE PEACE ON THE EARTH AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN
Date Posted: 12/31/2013 4:07:00 AM
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Date Posted: 12/9/2013 6:46:00 AM
Flow Chart Managment
Date Posted: 11/15/2013 5:47:00 AM
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Hi
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My reaction to Spiders too
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Rules for dating my sons
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The moment you realise it's ony Tuesday.
Date Posted: 11/1/2013 7:20:00 AM
Thoughts and Thanks
Date Posted: 10/15/2013 8:45:00 AM
Cool yae or nae
Date Posted: 10/3/2013 6:48:00 AM
Hi
Date Posted: 9/12/2013 5:47:00 AM
Hi
Date Posted: 9/7/2013 3:33:00 AM
Pull Buddy Pull
Date Posted: 8/15/2013 7:38:00 AM
When A Woman says 'what'
Date Posted: 8/13/2013 7:39:00 AM
Finally found a good plumber
Date Posted: 8/5/2013 1:31:00 AM
Yes and Eys
Date Posted: 8/2/2013 10:08:00 AM
HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY
Date Posted: 8/1/2013 12:36:00 AM
ONE TOO MANY
Date Posted: 7/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
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