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Forgive me these are the last of the funnies , Honest

Blog Posted:1/15/2013 12:02:00 PM

11. 'Doc, I can't stop singing:  'The Green, Green Grass of Home.

Doc says,  'That
sounds like the Tom Jones Syndrome. '

Is it common, doc?'

'Well, it's not unusual.'

12. A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet.  'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you
can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he
picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.  Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put
him down.'

'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'

'No, because he's really heavy'

13. Guy goes into the doctor's.  'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my

'How's that?'

'Oh, don't you start.'


No 14.  What do you call
a fish with no eyes? --- a fsh.

No 15. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
'Can you give me a lift?'  I said 'Sure,
you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

No 16. 

Apparently, 1 in5 people in the world is Chinese.  There
are 5 people in my family so one of them must be Chinese.  It's either my mum or my Dad --- or my older
brother Colin --- or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu --- but I think it's Colin.

No 17.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your
round.' The second one replies,  'So are
you, you fat bastard!'

No 18. 

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one and let the other one off.

 No 19.

 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my
driving today.  They left a little note on the windscreen.  It said, 'Parking
Fine.' So that was nice.'

No 20 .

A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'

The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'

No 21.

 Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this
morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.  Irish search and rescue workers have
recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging
continues into the night.

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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 6:16:00 AM
    Some made me laugh and some were, oh well. Thanks anyway

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I know what you mean Jancarl.. if you have never heard of Tommy Cooper they wouldnt make sense to you. I personally didnt like his comedy... But some were funny
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 9:17:00 PM
    lol... Seren.... lol.... love 18.... and 19.... and # 16 ... got me lmfao..... he he... thanks for the laugh...PD

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 11:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hey PD laughing again, thats my claim to fame. ...Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 5:49:00 PM
    Hey, Seren!! You made me LMAO!! These are hilarious! Im printing them! : )

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 11:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 6:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Be my guest Ruben, they are Tommy Cooper Jokes.....Have you heard of him ....Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 4:49:00 PM
    Two Nuns getting home from a late night out. Having to climb the wall to get back into the Nunnery, Sister Mary says 'Oh my, I feel like a Commando' Sister Elizabeth says ' Where are we going to get a Commando at this time of the night' ..........

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 6:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    keep them coming James ...Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 3:22:00 PM
    Ahh...the luck o' the Irish!...No. 17 tore me up too!...Good stuff Seren! - Tim

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 3:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Tim.....Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 2:43:00 PM
    Enjoyed these laughs as well !!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 3:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Good they did their job then...Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 2:09:00 PM
    Seren ha ha very funny...David

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 2:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks david
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 1:49:00 PM
    Smiles and chuckles all the way Seren, xxx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 2:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Rose
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 1:48:00 PM
    Two Nuns walking down the road. A male streaker runs by. One Nun had a stroke, the other couldn't reach :)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 2:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Haha naughty James lol i am still giggling.
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 1:16:00 PM
    Sure made me laugh Seren, thanks for sharing ;)

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    Fraser Avatar James Fraser Date: 1/15/2013 4:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Apparently, if one pulls my ears, the headache goes ;)
    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 2:38:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    mypleasure hows the headache
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 12:22:00 PM
    brilliant love em and you xx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 12:48:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Mandy

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1/25/2015 My fate My life Verselife,
1/21/2015 Steam train to the Sea Rhymetravel,
1/16/2015 Sammy the Snake - humour contest Rhymefor children,
1/16/2015 Stand by me Rhymelife,
1/11/2015 As life unfolds - smallest ant contest Rhymelife,
1/11/2015 Hope Diminished Hexaversehope,
1/11/2015 White Peacock - Visual 2 Cinquainbeautiful,bird,
1/11/2015 Son in Law's Day - Chinese New Year Rhymecelebration,
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1/3/2015 Autumn Rhymeautumn,
1/1/2015 After Auld Lang Syne is sung Rhymebullying,drink,
12/31/2014 Noted - contest Versemusic,
12/28/2014 Loved and lost - Verselost love,love,
12/28/2014 Holiday Goodies Limerickchristmas,humor,
12/27/2014 Loneliness Verseloneliness,
12/26/2014 In the moment Versedog,stress,
12/26/2014 The Puppet Verseimagination,
12/24/2014 Veils of Autumn re-visited - Contest Couplethappy,poems,
12/24/2014 Music is for all Couplethope,music,
12/17/2014 Longing Cinquainhope,longing,
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12/10/2014 Within Reason- Maurice Yvonne and Seren Roberts Verselife,
11/26/2014 Santas many helpers Rhymechristmas,
11/22/2014 Frozen in Crystalline - 3 Crystallinewinter,
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11/19/2014 Black Opal Rhymedesire,
11/16/2014 Great Majestic Ball Rhymedance,desire,dream,
11/10/2014 What a todo Limerickfunny,
11/8/2014 Friend or Foe Diamantenature,rain,
11/7/2014 Sequence Cinqkufirework,
11/6/2014 Spring waters of delight Rhymebaptism,love,passion,
11/5/2014 Hopalong Cassidy - Pets Contest Sonnetdog,
11/3/2014 Dust from the Past Rhymehope,house,
10/28/2014 Cascading Emotions Versebeauty,
10/24/2014 Children helping children Rhymechildren,
10/23/2014 The unicorn and the puppy fable Rhymelife,
10/21/2014 Just not as rehearsed -c'est la vie Rhymelife,
10/19/2014 Kiss Loneliness Goodbye written by Tim Smith and Seren Rhymeloneliness,lost love,
10/16/2014 Loves Tableau Verselove,
10/12/2014 Around the corner Rhymelife,
10/10/2014 Cowboy Hoe Down - Maurice Yvonne and Seren Rhymecowboy,dance,
10/9/2014 Love a pie day Coupletfood,
10/6/2014 November Dreams Sedokaart,autumn,
10/4/2014 Locked Within - chopped contest Ethereememory,
10/4/2014 Heaven Sent - Tim Smith and Seren Rhymesensual,
10/3/2014 Tilly and Ossie Rhymegoodbye,
9/30/2014 Summer Acrosticsummer,
9/27/2014 leafy road to happiness Triolethappiness,life,
9/21/2014 Passion Rises as Water Falls by Tim Smith and Seren Roberts Rhymelove,water,
9/19/2014 The not so friendly mirror Rhymemirror,
9/19/2014 The Lighthouse - Lighthouse Rhopalic Verse Contest Versesea,
9/18/2014 golden dreams - haiku contest Haikusad love,
9/18/2014 Well I declare Limerickfunny,
9/17/2014 old gnarled bench - choka contest Chokadream,
9/16/2014 Reaching my Pinnacle - contest Versefor children,hope,
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9/10/2014 His Route Ethereeanimal,
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8/30/2014 What did I do wrong -sad contest Rhymedog,
8/29/2014 Patterns in the Dark Tankalove,
8/29/2014 The gift of tolerance Verseprayer,
8/28/2014 Its autumn now- summers end contest Verseautumn,summer,
8/27/2014 Birthday Girl Acrosticbody,old,
8/25/2014 Healing River Haikuhope,river,
8/24/2014 Close the zip - zeugma contest Trioletlife,
8/24/2014 Shake yourself - portmanteaus contest Verselife,
8/24/2014 Faith, Hope and Love Tankalife,
8/23/2014 Lost in the Mist - contest Ottava rimalost,
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8/20/2014 Walk with Nature - Places contest Rhymebeauty,nature,
8/18/2014 Made me smile - Comment Contest Rhymesmile,
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8/8/2014 just one brain cell Rhymepoems,
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8/5/2014 The feathered fan Rhymedance,love,
8/4/2014 Lifes Path - Song Lyrics Contest Verselife,lyric,
8/4/2014 Horse like speed - Pathya Va Versewar,
7/29/2014 Longing - fill up a scroll contest Rhymelonging,
7/26/2014 Seeking and wanting - Jue Ju Versebeauty,flower,
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Fav Poems

Centipedes I do not know?funny,
INTO NIGHTSCAPE Rhymeadventure,dream,mystery,
Riding Horses with Dad Rhymedad,father,sky,
You Caught The Wind Free versedeath of a friend,nostalg
My Guitar Light Poetryintrospection,philosophy,
Pointe Coupee Parish Free verseculture,death,
I AM Lyriclife,longing,love,philoso
old gnarled bench - choka contest Chokadream,
The Pathway I Will Lay For You Versefor him,romantic,
S O S - THREE HEARTS ONE CAUSE Rhymeearth,nature,
giving thanks Rhymehappiness,thanksgiving,
A Quickie Light Poetryfun,
Within Reason- Maurice Yvonne and Seren Roberts Verselife,
If I Could Free versegiving,
Organic Ecstacy Free versenature,
I'm Vinyl Baby Free versemusic,
THE BELLE OF THE BALL Rhymedance,romance,
Loneliness Verseloneliness,
Loved and lost - Verselost love,love,
After Auld Lang Syne is sung Rhymebullying,drink,
For One Pass Of Your Breath Free verselost love,love,love hurts
Je suis Charlie I do not know?allah,angel,angst,bereave
A Sea Of Love Quintain (English)water,

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