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Forgive me these are the last of the funnies , Honest


Blog Posted:1/15/2013 12:02:00 PM

11. 'Doc, I can't stop singing:  'The Green, Green Grass of Home.

Doc says,  'That
sounds like the Tom Jones Syndrome. '

Is it common, doc?'


'Well, it's not unusual.'


12. A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet.  'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you
can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he
picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.  Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put
him down.'

'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'

'No, because he's really heavy'


13. Guy goes into the doctor's.  'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my
bottom.'

'How's that?'

'Oh, don't you start.'



 

No 14.  What do you call
a fish with no eyes? --- a fsh.


No 15. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
'Can you give me a lift?'  I said 'Sure,
you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'


No 16. 

Apparently, 1 in5 people in the world is Chinese.  There
are 5 people in my family so one of them must be Chinese.  It's either my mum or my Dad --- or my older
brother Colin --- or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu --- but I think it's Colin.


No 17.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your
round.' The second one replies,  'So are
you, you fat bastard!'


No 18. 

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one and let the other one off.



 No 19.

 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my
driving today.  They left a little note on the windscreen.  It said, 'Parking
Fine.' So that was nice.'


No 20 .

A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'

The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'

No 21.

 Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this
morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.  Irish search and rescue workers have
recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging
continues into the night.



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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 6:16:00 AM
    Some made me laugh and some were, oh well. Thanks anyway

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/16/2013 12:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I know what you mean Jancarl.. if you have never heard of Tommy Cooper they wouldnt make sense to you. I personally didnt like his comedy... But some were funny
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 9:17:00 PM
    lol... Seren.... lol.... love 18.... and 19.... and # 16 ... got me lmfao..... he he... thanks for the laugh...PD

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 11:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hey PD laughing again, thats my claim to fame. ...Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 5:49:00 PM
    Hey, Seren!! You made me LMAO!! These are hilarious! Im printing them! : )

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 11:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 6:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Be my guest Ruben, they are Tommy Cooper Jokes.....Have you heard of him ....Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 4:49:00 PM
    Two Nuns getting home from a late night out. Having to climb the wall to get back into the Nunnery, Sister Mary says 'Oh my, I feel like a Commando' Sister Elizabeth says ' Where are we going to get a Commando at this time of the night' ..........

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 6:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    keep them coming James ...Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 3:22:00 PM
    Ahh...the luck o' the Irish!...No. 17 tore me up too!...Good stuff Seren! - Tim

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 3:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Tim.....Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 2:43:00 PM
    Enjoyed these laughs as well !!

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 3:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Good they did their job then...Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 2:09:00 PM
    Seren ha ha very funny...David

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 2:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks david
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 1:49:00 PM
    Smiles and chuckles all the way Seren, xxx

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 2:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Rose
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 1:48:00 PM
    Two Nuns walking down the road. A male streaker runs by. One Nun had a stroke, the other couldn't reach :)

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 2:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Haha naughty James lol i am still giggling.
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 1:16:00 PM
    Sure made me laugh Seren, thanks for sharing ;)

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    Fraser Avatar James Fraser Date: 1/15/2013 4:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Apparently, if one pulls my ears, the headache goes ;)
    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 2:38:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    mypleasure hows the headache
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 12:22:00 PM
    brilliant love em and you xx

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    ROBERTS Avatar SEREN ROBERTS Date: 1/15/2013 12:48:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Mandy

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