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MandyTams The Golden Girl

Date: 11/16/2012 1:32:00 AM

Oh gosh, I think I am now mature, cos I think it's a cracker xx

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kashpoet

Date: 11/15/2012 8:33:00 PM

Hahahaha ........

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SerenRoberts

Date: 11/15/2012 2:53:00 PM

LOL you dont have to be older to enjoy a joke Frank ...Seren

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CatieLindsey

Date: 11/15/2012 2:24:00 PM

so funny! but "two inches below the left nipple." kind of told the whole story. hugs, Catie :)

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AndreaDietrich

Date: 11/15/2012 2:12:00 PM

GOOD one, Frank!(and if I ever become that way, I think I will shoot myself in the head!)

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Ruben O. Date: 11/15/2012 4:29:00 PM

Waaaaaaaaa hahhahahha!

RubenO.

Date: 11/15/2012 1:57:00 PM

At the very moment I read "left nipple" I started to laugh! Hilarious!

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My Past Blog Posts

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Date Posted	Poem Title	Form	Categories

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Poem Title	Form	Categories
The First Time Ever I Saw Your face	Quatrain	love,heart,time,heart,lov
Moors Murderous	Free verse	death,people,me,me,
Evening Primrose in your dream	Rhyme	beauty,me,
Who is the poet	Free verse	life,
The Distant Flame	Ballade	passion,me,me,
In The Chill Of An Open Door	Dramatic monologue	angst,caregiving,death,fa
Crimson Tide Time	Free verse	passion,red,sea,red,sea,
A Kiss Of Sunshine	Sonnet	summer,autumn,kiss,
For the Humble Poets	Rhyme	dedication,day,beauty,bea
Shattered Pieces	Rhyme	introspectionme,me,mirror
The Pilgrimage--Recited poem	Free verse	grandfather,grandmother,n
The Milder Side of The Wild Wild West	Free verse	family,dream,dream,
Self Portrait---a dreamer, a schemer	Bio	self,
4th Grade Music Room	Free verse	nostalgia,school,song,tea
A Rhapsody in Red	Free verse	color,happy,nature,red,
Dandelion Wishes	Couplet	summer,youth,
Mademoiselle Butterfly	Free verse	butterfly,

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elizabeth wesley	Canada	Read
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Andrea Dietrich	United States	Read
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