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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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Revenge
Blog Posted:10/4/2012 12:07:00 AM

 



A shy man walks into a bar and he immediately notices a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" 
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the man is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. 
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." 
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?" 
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  1. Date: 10/5/2012 6:42:00 PM
    oh this is hilarious Mandy!! Loved it...

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  1. Date: 10/5/2012 12:08:00 AM
    Thanks people you are all so good for my day glad you enjoy my efforts to brighten a morning xx

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  1. Date: 10/4/2012 4:39:00 PM
    Cute one..I got a chuckle that helped my headache..Sara

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  1. Date: 10/4/2012 1:54:00 PM
    Great comeback. And you are still hittng the mark every time. Love, Joyce

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  1. Date: 10/4/2012 11:45:00 AM
    LOL... Got to tell this one to my Hubby when he gets home!

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  1. Date: 10/4/2012 8:58:00 AM
    haahaha. What's good for the goose. . .!!!

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  1. Date: 10/4/2012 8:49:00 AM
    Even shy people can have revenge. Good for him.

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  1. Date: 10/4/2012 6:52:00 AM
    ha ha ha! awesome! p.s. soupmail :)

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  1. Date: 10/4/2012 4:23:00 AM
    GOOD ONE. Lee

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 10/4/2012 5:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Lee xx
  1. Date: 10/4/2012 12:27:00 AM
    Waaaaaaaaaaa hahahhahhaha!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 10/4/2012 5:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    H ha lol xx
  1. Date: 10/4/2012 12:15:00 AM
    Nice save :-) Good morning, Mandy. Thank you for sweetening my coffee this morning. Wishing you a lovely day. Love, Suzette

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My Past Blog Posts

 
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